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dubshow wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 9:30 pmDoes it even need to be said?stripethree wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 9:16 pm Documenting for potential future drama.
Basically, my takeaways from this are:
- Sarah seems like a potentially untrustworthy "I'm hot so I do what I want" type
- Landlord seems to be more spacey than I thought, and perhaps listens too much to the pretty young blonde
- I should deal with Michele, who seems to be more of a straight shooter with less give a fuck for drama
To be continued.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I dunno about the whole water bill situation. What does it say on the lease? Honestly if there aren't separate meters for the apartments, the landlord should be paying water and basing rent with this in mind.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 1:25 pm
Should be percentaged out based on # of occupants on the lease.
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Based on what Jefe has said, I'm imaging the lease says that the water bill is split 65%/35% front unit/back unit based on meter readings. Front unit gets the bill since that's the main "address" and then they're just supposed to provide Jefe with a copy so he can pay his 35% or whatever it's supposed to be.
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Correct. It's baked into the rent. In fact, it's illegal to make room mates separate bills like that in many states/cities.Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 1:32 pm[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 1:25 pm
Should be percentaged out based on # of occupants on the lease.everywhere I've lived that didn't have a separate meter or billing arrangement for the apartments didn't charge us for that bill.
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Lease says nothing about a specific split percentage since the number of roommates can vary. For example, there were 3 in the front house, the dude moved out so now just 2.
There was verbal agreement that it would be split appropriately, which, yeah, I know, verbal means shit.
It is also not rolled into the rent, that was clear also.
He did send the lawn people by today, I got all them Nest alerts.
I have no idea about the legality of this in Texas, and unless shit really hits the fan, I don't really care.
There was verbal agreement that it would be split appropriately, which, yeah, I know, verbal means shit.
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He did send the lawn people by today, I got all them Nest alerts.
I have no idea about the legality of this in Texas, and unless shit really hits the fan, I don't really care.
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Re: lease I have no idea what the situation is in the front house, but I am not on the same lease as they are, it's treated entirely separate since we're talking houses that are detached, here. I would have declined if that were a requirement.
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If it's not in the lease, you could juststripethree wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 3:27 pm Lease says nothing about a specific split percentage since the number of roommates can vary. For example, there were 3 in the front house, the dude moved out so now just 2.
There was verbal agreement that it would be split appropriately, which, yeah, I know, verbal means shit.It is also not rolled into the rent, that was clear also.
He did send the lawn people by today, I got all them Nest alerts.
I have no idea about the legality of this in Texas, and unless shit really hits the fan, I don't really care.
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Water bill has been resolved, and I'm caught up. Sarah was trying to charge me half, but that's not happening. I threw in a little extra to help defray the last two months that has been super high and Michele thinks they found the problem and fixed it. When I agreed to an amount to catch up I told them both there are two conditions: I paying 1/3 going forward because I have no roommates and they get someone out to fix any remaining issues ASAP to avoid more $300 bills. Texted the landlord screen grabs of Venmo payment to catch up and my text exchange with Sarah to text me when bills come so I can pay my 1/3 share. He apologized. Sarah's not all that good at the communication thing.
Today I am pissed for a different reason. The house next door had a party that went until past 5 am. Enough that I called 311 and filed a complaint. Cops come sometime within 6 hours, so I don't know much it does, but when I see the one guy I Know lives there I will chat with him. I get that it is the east side, it's supposed to be more chill, more party friendly, but when some bitch is beating a drum on your patio at 4 am and singing at full volume? Fuck you. Fuck. You. They were drunk, I could not pick out or hear the dude that lives there, so I was not interested in talking to them at that point. Managed to get back to sleep with earplugs. Now off to breakfast with my parents, who are still here because their flight back to Baltimore yesterday was canceled because of weather. My last weekend in Austin for a month and change is going swimmingly.
Today I am pissed for a different reason. The house next door had a party that went until past 5 am. Enough that I called 311 and filed a complaint. Cops come sometime within 6 hours, so I don't know much it does, but when I see the one guy I Know lives there I will chat with him. I get that it is the east side, it's supposed to be more chill, more party friendly, but when some bitch is beating a drum on your patio at 4 am and singing at full volume? Fuck you. Fuck. You. They were drunk, I could not pick out or hear the dude that lives there, so I was not interested in talking to them at that point. Managed to get back to sleep with earplugs. Now off to breakfast with my parents, who are still here because their flight back to Baltimore yesterday was canceled because of weather. My last weekend in Austin for a month and change is going swimmingly.
Egg the patio. No other options.stripethree wrote: ↑Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:16 am Water bill has been resolved, and I'm caught up. Sarah was trying to charge me half, but that's not happening. I threw in a little extra to help defray the last two months that has been super high and Michele thinks they found the problem and fixed it. When I agreed to an amount to catch up I told them both there are two conditions: I paying 1/3 going forward because I have no roommates and they get someone out to fix any remaining issues ASAP to avoid more $300 bills. Texted the landlord screen grabs of Venmo payment to catch up and my text exchange with Sarah to text me when bills come so I can pay my 1/3 share. He apologized. Sarah's not all that good at the communication thing.
Today I am pissed for a different reason. The house next door had a party that went until past 5 am. Enough that I called 311 and filed a complaint. Cops come sometime within 6 hours, so I don't know much it does, but when I see the one guy I Know lives there I will chat with him. I get that it is the east side, it's supposed to be more chill, more party friendly, but when some bitch is beating a drum on your patio at 4 am and singing at full volume? Fuck you. Fuck. You. They were drunk, I could not pick out or hear the dude that lives there, so I was not interested in talking to them at that point. Managed to get back to sleep with earplugs. Now off to breakfast with my parents, who are still here because their flight back to Baltimore yesterday was canceled because of weather. My last weekend in Austin for a month and change is going swimmingly.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Bullshit like this is why we upped our timeline to get out of our first house.
It just ain’t no fun sharing walls/property with other people.
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My brother was downstairs, says he is also a light-ish sleeper, and didn't hear any of it or get woken up. Since that room also stays cooler, I will probably move my bed downstairs and see how that goes. It'll essentially eliminate having a place for guests, but, so be it.
That think that makes me go
is that the dude that lives there is my age or even older and seems like he has his shit together. Perhaps I am expecting too much of someone of that age and ilk to have gained an understanding of what common fucking courtesy in a residential area looks and sounds like.
That think that makes me go
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Yes, you are expecting too much.stripethree wrote:My brother was downstairs, says he is also a light-ish sleeper, and didn't hear any of it or get woken up. Since that room also stays cooler, I will probably move my bed downstairs and see how that goes. It'll essentially eliminate having a place for guests, but, so be it.
That think that makes me gois that the dude that lives there is my age or even older and seems like he has his shit together. Perhaps I am expecting too much of someone of that age and ilk to have gained an understanding of what common fucking courtesy in a residential area looks and sounds like.
The neighbors in our twin were not much younger and with three little kids, and we still dealt with nonsense like that.
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Bullseye. Come on man. You are crotchfruit free and single. We don't want to hear noise complaints, we want to hear about you turning lemons into lemonade. Turn Sarah is a drunk ass b!%$ch into, "then I banged her doggy style while she had a lampshade on."
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:30 pmthen I banged her doggy style while she had a lampshade on."
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:30 pm Bullseye. Come on man. You are crotchfruit free and single.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:30 pm Turn Sarah is a drunk ass b!%$ch into, "then I banged her doggy style while she had a lampshade on."
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When booze starts flowing, common courtesy flies out the window. I've had to piss off my friends and
numerous times by forcing them inside after midnight so as not to piss of the neighbors. They always call me a "party pooper" or whatever BS, but the next day I remind them that I don't want to be "those people". Respect of your neighbors is important and I like to lead by example.
That said, I can totally see how it can happen.
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That said, I can totally see how it can happen.
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