Tis the season!
I first made this pole at the Dead Zone, then on DFD 1.0. Gave it a rest last year so I figured it's time to resurrect it.
So how do you tree it up??
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Live tree, always.
We actually scored a sweet
because someone left a tree by the dumpster. Defrosted it on the balcony, then wifey trimmed it up and it's a nice tree, way bigger than what we would buy on our own.
We actually scored a sweet


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live, but will do combo next year
brain go brrrrrr
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You're having 18 holiday parties, it only makes sense to have your house look like Macy's.
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Voted.
"Nothing. Living that
lyfe"
We have not tree'd in the last 17 years because:
1. It's just the two of us and we don't buy presents.
2. Animals will mess with it and create issues.
3. A lot of setup, cleanup and tear down for nothing.
"Nothing. Living that

We have not tree'd in the last 17 years because:
1. It's just the two of us and we don't buy presents.
2. Animals will mess with it and create issues.
3. A lot of setup, cleanup and tear down for nothing.
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Michelle likes real trees so we did that. Found a nice looking 6' one on a small lot out here. I'll snag a pic of how she has it decorated. Should have taken one before she put all the ornaments on it. It was a good one.
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So I take it a manger scene is also out of the question?CorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:43 pm Voted.
"Nothing. Living thatlyfe"
We have not tree'd in the last 17 years because:
1. It's just the two of us and we don't buy presents.
2. Animals will mess with it and create issues.
3. A lot of setup, cleanup and tear down for nothing.
Live tree or bust.
One of my all time favorite traditions with Zilch, each tree trunk ends up as an ornament.
This is actually our 7th Christmas together but the first year we had just started dating, we weren’t ready to make relationship commitments like a Christmas tree.
2017 was drying out before we drilled a hole in it. 2013 was our GSP’s first Christmas.

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One of my all time favorite traditions with Zilch, each tree trunk ends up as an ornament.
This is actually our 7th Christmas together but the first year we had just started dating, we weren’t ready to make relationship commitments like a Christmas tree.
2017 was drying out before we drilled a hole in it. 2013 was our GSP’s first Christmas.


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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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If it wasn't for my daughter, I would Waxer hard and turn my house into a holiday free zone. Having no guests, don't need setup and teardown, don't need to gain weight eating holiday food, it will be January before you can blink. Also protip: The Little Baby Jesus was not sent to redeem your souls. Nor is there a man in a red suit with orbiting the earth in a sleigh powered by reindeer that is faster than an SR-71 Blackbird.
I have an obligation to others not to minimize by dubshow however, and will vote live tree. We have a fake tree but fake trees suck.
I have an obligation to others not to minimize by dubshow however, and will vote live tree. We have a fake tree but fake trees suck.
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At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.Sno wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:51 pm Live tree or bust.
One of my all time favorite traditions with Zilch, each tree trunk ends up as an ornament.
This is actually our 7th Christmas together but the first year we had just started dating, we weren’t ready to make relationship commitments like a Christmas tree.
2017 was drying out before we drilled a hole in it. 2013 was our GSP’s first Christmas.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:50 pmSo I take it a manger scene is also out of the question?CorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:43 pm Voted.
"Nothing. Living thatlyfe"
We have not tree'd in the last 17 years because:
1. It's just the two of us and we don't buy presents.
2. Animals will mess with it and create issues.
3. A lot of setup, cleanup and tear down for nothing.

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Lol, I like Christmas stuff, so I'm willing to deal with it.
After my parents split we never did a tree or anything, sure there were presents, but it was so meh.
The big holiday was over at my Grandparent's, they had the tree, stockings, lights, etc.
Good memories I like to keep alive.
After my parents split we never did a tree or anything, sure there were presents, but it was so meh.
The big holiday was over at my Grandparent's, they had the tree, stockings, lights, etc.
Good memories I like to keep alive.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:57 pm The Little Baby Jesus was not sent to redeem your souls. Nor is there a man in a red suit with orbiting the earth in a sleigh powered by reindeer that is faster than an SR-71 Blackbird.


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Melon wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:02 pm Lol, I like Christmas stuff, so I'm willing to deal with it.
After my parents split we never did a tree or anything, sure there were presents, but it was so meh.
The big holiday was over at my Grandparent's, they had the tree, stockings, lights, etc.
Good memories I like to keep alive.

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That's really cool.Sno wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:51 pm Live tree or bust.
One of my all time favorite traditions with Zilch, each tree trunk ends up as an ornament.
This is actually our 7th Christmas together but the first year we had just started dating, we weren’t ready to make relationship commitments like a Christmas tree.
2017 was drying out before we drilled a hole in it. 2013 was our GSP’s first Christmas.
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POTD.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:57 pm The Little Baby Jesus was not sent to redeem your souls. Nor is there a man in a red suit with orbiting the earth in a sleigh powered by reindeer that is faster than an SR-71 Blackbird.

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Real tree where we're going, but nothing at our house because nobody will be there anyway.
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I like this and I'm stealing it.Sno wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:51 pm Live tree or bust.
One of my all time favorite traditions with Zilch, each tree trunk ends up as an ornament.
This is actually our 7th Christmas together but the first year we had just started dating, we weren’t ready to make relationship commitments like a Christmas tree.
2017 was drying out before we drilled a hole in it. 2013 was our GSP’s first Christmas.
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An exageration, but it doesn't feel like it. We're hosting the neighborhood party this Saturday.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:41 pmYou're having 18 holiday parties, it only makes sense to have your house look like Macy's.

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