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Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:21 pm
by Apex
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:15 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:57 am

:lolol:

but :notwrong: my oh my what a world to be alive in when the $80k car is for the poors.

Also, I had a joke that landed real far off with @chalupabatman's new GF. My first meeting her with him went well. Beers had, good time all around. I caught a ride home with them. Her sister live's near my house but in the same hood as :fax: . She mixed up which hood was her sisters with one that is approx 50-100% more expensive in house options.

Me: "oh so they dont live in that one?"
her: no they are the next one down.
Me: "oh so they live in the one for the poors?"
her: SUPER :triggered:

i couldnt recover from her being so angry for jokingly saying her sister living in a $250k house instead of a $500k was "poor". :sad:
My city is divided down the middle by a major road. For some reason, one side is big houses on big lots, the other is small houses jammed together on small lots. City is called "Pleasant Ridge", but most refer to the smaller side as "Peasant Ridge".

We met some people that just bought a house on that side, and I told the woman "Welcome to Peasant Ridge"

She responded: "why does everyone keep calling it that?! We're not peasants!"

My wife: "But to us you are..." :roasted:
Woman: :triggered:

Most people are used to it and laugh it off, others get really touchy.
:lolol:
Your wife is hilarious.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:22 pm
by dubshow
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:15 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:57 am

:lolol:

but :notwrong: my oh my what a world to be alive in when the $80k car is for the poors.

Also, I had a joke that landed real far off with @chalupabatman's new GF. My first meeting her with him went well. Beers had, good time all around. I caught a ride home with them. Her sister live's near my house but in the same hood as :fax: . She mixed up which hood was her sisters with one that is approx 50-100% more expensive in house options.

Me: "oh so they dont live in that one?"
her: no they are the next one down.
Me: "oh so they live in the one for the poors?"
her: SUPER :triggered:

i couldnt recover from her being so angry for jokingly saying her sister living in a $250k house instead of a $500k was "poor". :sad:
My city is divided down the middle by a major road. For some reason, one side is big houses on big lots, the other is small houses jammed together on small lots. City is called "Pleasant Ridge", but most refer to the smaller side as "Peasant Ridge".

We met some people that just bought a house on that side, and I told the woman "Welcome to Peasant Ridge"

She responded: "why does everyone keep calling it that?! We're not peasants!"

My wife: "But to us you are..." :roasted:
Woman: :triggered:

Most people are used to it and laugh it off, others get really touchy.
The thing is. ALL THESE houses are much nicer and expensive that other areas. There are no "poors". Dats da yoke. :howdy:

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:23 pm
by dubshow
Apex wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:21 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:15 pm
My city is divided down the middle by a major road. For some reason, one side is big houses on big lots, the other is small houses jammed together on small lots. City is called "Pleasant Ridge", but most refer to the smaller side as "Peasant Ridge".

We met some people that just bought a house on that side, and I told the woman "Welcome to Peasant Ridge"

She responded: "why does everyone keep calling it that?! We're not peasants!"

My wife: "But to us you are..." :roasted:
Woman: :triggered:

Most people are used to it and laugh it off, others get really touchy.
:lolol:
Your wife is hilarious.
:dat: its a bold move. I like it. I really tone down the offensiveness I can omit when not around friends.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:25 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
dubshow wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:22 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:15 pm
My city is divided down the middle by a major road. For some reason, one side is big houses on big lots, the other is small houses jammed together on small lots. City is called "Pleasant Ridge", but most refer to the smaller side as "Peasant Ridge".

We met some people that just bought a house on that side, and I told the woman "Welcome to Peasant Ridge"

She responded: "why does everyone keep calling it that?! We're not peasants!"

My wife: "But to us you are..." :roasted:
Woman: :triggered:

Most people are used to it and laugh it off, others get really touchy.
The thing is. ALL THESE houses are much nicer and expensive that other areas. There are no "poors". Dats da yoke. :howdy:
Oh, same here! The "poor side" of our city is nicer than any of the surrounding areas. Most people know it's a joke.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:25 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
dubshow wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:23 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:21 pm

:lolol:
Your wife is hilarious.
:dat: its a bold move. I like it. I really tone down the offensiveness I can omit when not around friends.
Well, she said it in a joking tone, even laughed at the end. Didn't matter.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:33 pm
by dubshow
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:25 pm
dubshow wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:23 pm

:dat: its a bold move. I like it. I really tone down the offensiveness I can omit when not around friends.
Well, she said it in a joking tone, even laughed at the end. Didn't matter.
yeah, same with me. I felt like a real :jackass: in the moment but the next day I was all :ayfkm: :ohwell:

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:45 pm
by CaleDeRoo
I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:51 pm
by Apex
CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:45 pm I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.
:lolgasm:

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:06 pm
by max225
dubshow wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:13 pm
Huckleberry wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:37 pm

Image
:dat:

and she prides herself on having thick skin and not being offended.

Apparently money is her :triggered:

:aintcare:
Money runs this country, so everything is her :triggered: then.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:10 pm
by CorvetteWaxer
dubshow wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:13 pm
Huckleberry wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:37 pm

Image
:dat:

and she prides herself on having thick skin and not being offended.

Apparently money is her :triggered:

:aintcare:
In this day, having "Thick skin" simply means "Be glad I didn't post about it on Twitter and call for a boycott and doxxing of you!"

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Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:12 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:45 pm I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.
She'd light this place up so bad that it'd be a wasteland when she's done. We don't want that, trust me.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:15 pm
by CorvetteWaxer
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:12 pm
CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:45 pm I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.
She'd light this place up so bad that it'd be a wasteland when she's done. We don't want that, trust me.
Sounds like you're living a double life.

Good luck Brother. May the two never collide and cause you any grief.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:18 pm
by max225
CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:45 pm I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.
Um mine would lose her shit once she sees the :tits: thread and my comments there and refuse to talk to me unless I am done here. :yikes: :lol:

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:24 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:15 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:12 pm
She'd light this place up so bad that it'd be a wasteland when she's done. We don't want that, trust me.
Sounds like you're living a double life.

Good luck Brother. May the two never collide and cause you any grief.
She's just really cold and direct. ZFG about people's "feelings". She keeps facebook around just to troll people on news comments and gets a kick out of making people :triggered:

She'd manage to :triggered: every single member on here into quitting within a day.

She wouldn't care about my involvement here, but I like my safe space.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:25 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
max225 wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:18 pm
CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:45 pm I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.
Um mine would lose her shit once she sees the :tits: thread and my comments there and refuse to talk to me unless I am done here. :yikes: :lol:
Mine would laugh and call me a dumbass.

She'd like the :tits: and :datass: thread :doe:

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:26 pm
by max225
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:24 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:15 pm

Sounds like you're living a double life.

Good luck Brother. May the two never collide and cause you any grief.
She's just really cold and direct. ZFG about people's "feelings". She keeps facebook around just to troll people on news comments and gets a kick out of making people :triggered:

She'd manage to :triggered: every single member on here into quitting within a day.

She wouldn't care about my involvement here, but I like my safe space.
How is this different from what we do to one another? Have you forgotten how everyone :rage: quit at least once... sometimes more.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:28 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
max225 wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:26 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:24 pm
She's just really cold and direct. ZFG about people's "feelings". She keeps facebook around just to troll people on news comments and gets a kick out of making people :triggered:

She'd manage to :triggered: every single member on here into quitting within a day.

She wouldn't care about my involvement here, but I like my safe space.
How is this different from what we do to one another? Have you forgotten how everyone :rage: quit at least once... sometimes more.
Good point :lolol:

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:29 pm
by max225
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:28 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:26 pm

How is this different from what we do to one another? Have you forgotten how everyone :rage: quit at least once... sometimes more.
Good point :lolol:
I am not saying bring her on here :doe: because god knows.... it'll turn into some new thing where she goes... "Why do you keep talking to the cali :gaydance: , what's next you going to play richard simmons and dance naked on top of the TardTruk in the castro ? "

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:33 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
max225 wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:29 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:28 pm
Good point :lolol:
I am not saying bring her on here :doe: because god knows.... it'll turn into some new thing where she goes... "Why do you keep talking to the cali :gaydance: , what's next you going to play richard simmons and dance naked on top of the TardTruk in the castro ? "
Yea, she'd find something to get mad at me about, I'm sure.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:36 pm
by CorvetteWaxer
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:24 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:15 pm

Sounds like you're living a double life.

Good luck Brother. May the two never collide and cause you any grief.
She's just really cold and direct. ZFG about people's "feelings". She keeps facebook around just to troll people on news comments and gets a kick out of making people :triggered:

She'd manage to :triggered: every single member on here into quitting within a day.

She wouldn't care about my involvement here, but I like my safe space.
Sounds a lot like my wife. I often have to remind her to play nice when talking to others. she has very little filter or concern how a blunt opinion may seem to others.

She's a smartass though, and that is precisely why we click.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:38 pm
by CaleDeRoo
max225 wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:18 pm
CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:45 pm I think we need a bring your wife to DFD day. One day a year Dplacs wife is allowed to come on and tear us all new assholes. Then she gets put away and we get a year to recover.
Um mine would lose her shit once she sees the :tits: thread and my comments there and refuse to talk to me unless I am done here. :yikes: :lol:
Don't let her find Kayla's number on your phone

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:38 pm
by max225
CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:38 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:18 pm

Um mine would lose her shit once she sees the :tits: thread and my comments there and refuse to talk to me unless I am done here. :yikes: :lol:
Don't let her find Kayla's number on your phone
Yea that too, as well as our flirty back and forth about hurricanes; :hubba: or her workout pics before she "gained a healthy relationship with food" :disgust:

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:51 pm
by Huckleberry
dubshow wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:13 pm
Huckleberry wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:37 pm

Image
:dat:

and she prides herself on having thick skin and not being offended.

Apparently money is her :triggered:

:aintcare:
I find that the ones who boast about having thick skin are usually the ones who could get offended by a knock-knock joke.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:55 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:36 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:24 pm
She's just really cold and direct. ZFG about people's "feelings". She keeps facebook around just to troll people on news comments and gets a kick out of making people :triggered:

She'd manage to :triggered: every single member on here into quitting within a day.

She wouldn't care about my involvement here, but I like my safe space.
Sounds a lot like my wife. I often have to remind her to play nice when talking to others. she has very little filter or concern how a blunt opinion may seem to others.

She's a smartass though, and that is precisely why we click.
Exactly.

Car Talk 4: Troyconomics

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:56 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
max225 wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:38 pm
CaleDeRoo wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:38 pm

Don't let her find Kayla's number on your phone
Yea that too, as well as our flirty back and forth about hurricanes; :hubba: or her workout pics before she "gained a healthy relationship with food" :disgust:
I like em thicc. :iono: