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Ava plopped down in a mid pit at the park that I'd been telling her to stay out of all week. Lost my cool and pulled her out of it and dragged her across the park by the scruff of her neck.
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It is like a period. NEEK is a period flow.
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NEEK wrote:It is like a period. NEEK is a period flow.
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I need to do that, honestly.
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Hard top going back on the Jeep today.
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balius wrote:Ava plopped down in a mid pit at the park that I'd been telling her to stay out of all week. Lost my cool and pulled her out of it and dragged her across the park by the scruff of her neck.
too bad she doesn't understand your language, bro.
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Shark Tank episode was great. Mark Cuban tore this dude a new one.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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South Park is a great show.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I haven't watched south park in a long time. :(

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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote:Banana Republic Outlet. 50% of sweaters, 20% off total purchase coupon, four awesome sweaters for $90

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Not brad. I miss when their outlets were just old styles though, now they actually have a line that they produce for the outlet. I always like just hitting the regular stores when sale items are an extra 40% off.
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Banana Republic stuff is :notbad: I got a $45 shirt from them for $15 when it was on sale for holidays
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razr390 wrote: Then why the fuck is she on Tinder? :dafuq:

This is the exact reason why you gotta learn to be happy and confident with yourself so you're not dependent on other people to begin with.
This is 90% of the girls I meet on tinder. They either just want a quick lay to help them get over their ex, or they're just looking for the ego boost that comes with getting matches and having dudes show interest in them.
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[user not found] wrote:Dude you don't go for the kiss on the first date.

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Getting my :doge: nails trimmed
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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[user not found] wrote:Banana Republic Outlet. 50% of sweaters, 20% off total purchase coupon, four awesome sweaters for $90

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I used to buy all my work clothes at BRO. It was :notbad: at times, but then other times the clothes fell apart way too quickly so I switched to a pricier brand, but they have trousers that show off dat ass.
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I used to buy all my work clothes at BRO. It was :notbad: at times, but then other times the clothes fell apart way too quickly so I switched to a pricier brand, but they have trousers that show off dat ass.
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I feel like I've sent you pics of that and also no because I'm not going to work I'm not putting on work pants
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[user not found] wrote: Piccssssss

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I feel like I've sent you pics of that and also no because I'm not going to work I'm not putting on work pants
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I feel like I've sent you pics of that and also no because I'm not going to work I'm not putting on work pants
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