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NEEK wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:13 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:06 pm I for one, think Crangs idea is solid gold. A Swiss fucking watch of an idea if I understand it correctly.
I agree. I mean, if he cant get the bi-xenons he absolutely fucking NEEDS (you are a moran if you think he does not) then his idea is 100% the way to go.
I think a lot of the push back is due to us just not being able to understand his plan entirely. You really need to be in his shoes to truly appreciate it.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:29 pm
NEEK wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:13 pm

I agree. I mean, if he cant get the bi-xenons he absolutely fucking NEEDS (you are a moran if you think he does not) then his idea is 100% the way to go.
I think a lot of the push back is due to us just not being able to understand his plan entirely. You really need to be in his shoes to truly appreciate it.
He should ship his shoes to each of us. I know this may take awhile, because postal service, but it is not like he is making a hasty decision here.
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dubshow wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:24 pm All I can afford is Hetero-Xenons :sad:
FTFY
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:32 pm
dubshow wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:24 pm All I can afford is Di Zenons :sad:
You probably have dihydrogen monoxide poisoning.
A sad side effect of all that airboating :sad:
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KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:29 pm
NEEK wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:13 pm

I agree. I mean, if he cant get the bi-xenons he absolutely fucking NEEDS (you are a moran if you think he does not) then his idea is 100% the way to go.
I think a lot of the push back is due to us just not being able to understand his plan entirely. You really need to be in his shoes to truly appreciate it.
Obtain xenons and fuck bitches?
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:43 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:29 pm

I think a lot of the push back is due to us just not being able to understand his plan entirely. You really need to be in his shoes to truly appreciate it.
Obtain xenons and fuck bitches?
The female eye is drawn to the light emitted by xenons 88% more than regular headlights. So, you're factually correct
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KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:49 pm
Johnny_P wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:43 pm
Obtain xenons and fuck bitches?
The female eye is drawn to the light emitted by xenons 88% more than regular headlights. So, you're factually correct
What about the Queer Eye for the :crang: Guy?
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razr390 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:37 pm
dubshow wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:24 pm All I can afford is Hetero-Xenons :sad:
FTFY
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:49 pm
Johnny_P wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:43 pm
Obtain xenons and fuck bitches?
The female eye is drawn to the light emitted by xenons 88% more than regular headlights. So, you're factually correct
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:52 pm I need more Bi-Xenons.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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SAWCE wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:55 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:49 pm

The female eye is drawn to the light emitted by xenons 88% more than regular headlights. So, you're factually correct
What about the Queer Eye for the :crang: Guy?
It's interesting that you bring that up. Officially, bi xenons repel males of breeding age, thereby increasing the chances to slay poon. Further more, to your post, it attracts gay males in a non sexual manner. As we all know, women love gay dudes so it follows that a man with gay friends is going to increase his exposure to vigina.

It's a win win.

So let's not judge Crang just yet. Sounds like he's on to something..

Taking our advice would be crazy....
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KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:21 pm
SAWCE wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:55 pm

What about the Queer Eye for the :crang: Guy?
It's interesting that you bring that up. Officially, bi xenons repel males of breeding age, thereby increasing the chances to slay poon. Further more, to your post, it attracts gay males in a non sexual manner. As we all know, women love gay dudes so it follows that a man with gay friends is going to increase his exposure to vigina.

It's a win win.

So let's not judge Crang just yet. Sounds like he's on to something..

Taking our advice would be crazy....
Desertbreh level wordsmithing in here. Well done.
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I prefer Hetero-Xenons,
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:32 pm So crang, did you authorize them to start work yet?
I think we all know the answer to that is no.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:32 pm So crang, did you authorize them to start work yet?
Monday. He’ll let them think about it.
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wap wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:58 pm
[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:36 pm

So he can drive his girlfriend's Mazda for a while.
AND (get this), he said he was going to give it to him mom so she could drive it for a while while he car shops! :lolol:

Can't make this shit up...
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Mom will love it when she's stranded from the engine welding together.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:21 pm
SAWCE wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:55 pm

What about the Queer Eye for the :crang: Guy?
It's interesting that you bring that up. Officially, bi xenons repel males of breeding age, thereby increasing the chances to slay poon. Further more, to your post, it attracts gay males in a non sexual manner. As we all know, women love gay dudes so it follows that a man with gay friends is going to increase his exposure to vigina.

It's a win win.

So let's not judge Crang just yet. Sounds like he's on to something..

Taking our advice would be crazy....
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4zilch wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:56 pm
[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:32 pm So crang, did you authorize them to start work yet?
Monday. He’ll let them think about it.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:32 pm So crang, did you authorize them to start work yet?
Doubt it. He doesn’t know what to do. Damn I wish someone would help the poor dude out instead we’ve got over 100 pages of shitposts that are entirely useless.
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There is some epic good :shit: in here. :lol:
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Apex wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:32 pm There is some epic good :shit: in here. :lol:
Bc is best thread
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:34 pm
Apex wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:32 pm There is some epic good :shit: in here. :lol:
Bc is best thread
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Detroit wrote:
wap wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:58 pm AND (get this), he said he was going to give it to him mom so she could drive it for a while while he car shops! Imageol:

Can't make this shit up...
:wat:

Mom will love it when she's stranded from the engine welding together.
She will get mad at him and make him move back home right away! No more sinful life with some girl out of wedlock either.
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