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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 3:49 pm
by Melon2.0
The actual tonnage 1/2, 3/4, 1 designation doesn't really relate to what they can carry anymore. It's more of a general descriptor as most full size trucks can carry over 2,000lbs of payload in the bed.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:03 pm
by Melon2.0
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 3:28 pm
They should still make quarter ton Subs. The GMT800s with the 8.1 are
They will tow damn near anything.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:05 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
Yep, it started as payload capacity but stuck as a model designation. It still matters in terms federal truck vehicle class and GVWR (total vehicle weight when fully loaded). 1500's are "light duty" and below 10k lbs. 2500 is usually 6k+ lbs and 3500 is usually 10k+ (HD).
1500 (LD) and 25/3500 (HD) trucks are indeed different both from how they're designed and engineered and how the .gov views them. Higher GVWR trucks get different standards from the .gov for fuel efficiency and emissions, and it's how Stellanus continues to build Hemi trucks only on "HDs" (the last Hemis now). LD and HD trucks are viewed as different models by the OEMs with different customers and use cases. However, there's incentive to push people into HD dick swinger trucks because the margins are insane and the .gov requirements are looser.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:15 pm
by max225
ChrisoftheNorth wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:05 pm
Yep, it started as payload capacity but stuck as a model designation. It still matters in terms federal truck vehicle class and GVWR (total vehicle weight when fully loaded). 1500's are "light duty" and below 10k lbs. 2500 is usually 6k+ lbs and 3500 is usually 10k+ (HD).
1500 (LD) and 25/3500 (HD) trucks are indeed different both from how they're designed and engineered and how the .gov views them. Higher GVWR trucks get different standards from the .gov for fuel efficiency and emissions, and it's how Stellanus continues to build Hemi trucks only on "HDs" (the last Hemis now). LD and HD trucks are viewed as different models by the OEMs with different customers and use cases. However, there's incentive to push people into HD dick swinger trucks because the margins are insane and the .gov requirements are looser.
DIESEL OR CUCK
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:16 pm
by Melon2.0
Yeah, the government regulations are why the F100 became the F150.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:18 pm
by Melon2.0
max225 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:15 pm
DIESEL OR CUCK
Don't hate on my GMC Cuckyon.
You're not in the clear yourself Cuckoma man.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:19 pm
by max225
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:18 pm
max225 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:15 pm
DIESEL OR CUCK
Don't hate on my GMC Cuckyon.
You're not in the clear yourself Cuckoma man.
Oh I know my pecking order in the soy boy pickup truck pyramid
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:27 pm
by Melon2.0
max225 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:19 pm
Oh I know my pecking order in the soy boy pickup truck pyramid
Just so we're clear, it's BELOW GMC but, above Chevrolet.
Sorry Chris, it's just the order of things.
Hey, we can all laugh at the RAM boys.
At the top? Glad you asked.
Kei truck bros.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:32 pm
by max225
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:27 pm
max225 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:19 pm
Oh I know my pecking order in the soy boy pickup truck pyramid
Just so we're clear, it's BELOW GMC but, above Chevrolet.
Sorry Chris, it's just the order of things.
Hey, we can all laugh at the RAM boys.
At the top? Glad you asked.
Kei truck bros.
Yea I think it's Kei Truck Cucks wearing their flat brim hats going to their artisianal drip coffee appointment at 53mph in the slow lane as it's the top Speed.
Right behind them are bee keepers from the midwest who want to save the planet with their hybrid MAVERICK BRO.
And slotted right under that is the FAKE JAPANESE cuck truck of beauty the taco... can't tow shit, gets V8 fuel economy and I4 power from the V6.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:34 pm
by Melon2.0
Lol, here people are buying Kei trucks instead of SxS's.
Usually you see them covered in mud hauling more cargo in the bed than 99% of pickups have ever seen in their lifetime.
They're used as workhorses.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:41 pm
by Desertbreh
D Griff wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 3:43 pm
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 3:28 pm
They should still make quarter ton Subs. The GMT800s with the 8.1 are
I've never really known/understood what the tonnage designations in
mean, care to explain quarter ton, half ton, etc.?
Agreed that that thing is hot.
In GMT400 guise, the most obvious differences and more/stiffer leaves in the back=worse ride/better towing capacity and 10 bolt wheel studs vs. 6. Chris could articulate many, many more when he chimes in but basically it's a 2500 Suburban vs. 1500. More robust driveline, rear axle. Typically served up with a big block, e.g. 454 vs. 350.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:52 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:27 pm
max225 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:19 pm
Oh I know my pecking order in the soy boy pickup truck pyramid
Just so we're clear, it's BELOW GMC but, above Chevrolet.
Sorry Chris, it's just the order of things.
Hey, we can all laugh at the RAM boys.
At the top? Glad you asked.
Kei truck bros.
Can't argue, that's by design. At least I have the top dog Chebby bitch truk, whatever that's worth.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:52 pm
by Melon2.0
ChrisoftheNorth wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:52 pm
Can't argue, that's by design. At least I have the top dog Chebby bitch truk, whatever that's worth.
I didn't say you could talk.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:58 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:52 pm
ChrisoftheNorth wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:52 pm
Can't argue, that's by design. At least I have the top dog Chebby bitch truk, whatever that's worth.
I didn't say you could talk.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 5:06 pm
by Melon2.0
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 5:08 pm
by Melon2.0
We went out to a department lunch to welcome a new hire and, one of the guys (in a GMC 2500) made a comment to the effect of:
"I could pull your tiny dick truck across this parking lot."
(At the time I had the M3 & the E30)
Me;
'Cool, how many BMW's do you have again?"
Lame retort, I'm not always good off-the-cuff, but it was as lame as the instigating statement.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 8:05 pm
by D Griff
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 5:08 pm
We went out to a department lunch to welcome a new hire and, one of the guys (in a GMC 2500) made a comment to the effect of:
"I could pull your tiny dick truck across this parking lot."
(At the time I had the M3 & the E30)
Me;
'Cool, how many BMW's do you have again?"
Lame retort, I'm not always good off-the-cuff, but it was as lame as the instigating statement.
Guy sounds like a cunt. A few half toners cut me off on my bike ride home from the office today. Your peen is still small bruhs.
I covet a kei truck but definitely fall more into the flat brim category than utility.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 8:33 pm
by Melon2.0
D Griff wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 8:05 pm
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 5:08 pm
We went out to a department lunch to welcome a new hire and, one of the guys (in a GMC 2500) made a comment to the effect of:
"I could pull your tiny dick truck across this parking lot."
(At the time I had the M3 & the E30)
Me;
'Cool, how many BMW's do you have again?"
Lame retort, I'm not always good off-the-cuff, but it was as lame as the instigating statement.
Guy sounds like a cunt. A few half toners cut me off on my bike ride home from the office today. Your peen is still small bruhs.
I covet a kei truck but definitely fall more into the flat brim category than utility.
He got fired on Monday, and he was an epic cunt.
Fuck 'em.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 8:47 pm
by CaleDeRoo
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 3:28 pm
CaleDeRoo wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 3:26 pm
Probably installed at delivery. Who thinks to just park one of these though
They should still make quarter ton Subs. The GMT800s with the 8.1 are
They do for armored vehicle applications only I believe. They look pretty badass
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 9:31 am
by max225
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 5:08 pm
We went out to a department lunch to welcome a new hire and, one of the guys (in a GMC 2500) made a comment to the effect of:
"I could pull your tiny dick truck across this parking lot."
(At the time I had the M3 & the E30)
Me;
'Cool, how many BMW's do you have again?"
Lame retort, I'm not always good off-the-cuff, but it was as lame as the instigating statement.
Imagine having the pea sized brain to make that comment to a co worker. Who the F hired this dude , probably needs to be canned also
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 10:59 am
by MrH42
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 11:03 am
by Melon2.0
max225 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 9:31 am
Imagine having the pea sized brain to make that comment to a co worker. Who the F hired this dude , probably needs to be canned also
I'm all too happy to report:
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 8:33 pm
He got fired on Monday, and he was an epic cunt.
Fuck 'em.
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 11:03 am
by max225
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 11:03 am
max225 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 9:31 am
Imagine having the pea sized brain to make that comment to a co worker. Who the F hired this dude , probably needs to be canned also
I'm all too happy to report:
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 8:33 pm
He got fired on Monday, and he was an epic cunt.
Fuck 'em.
I was saying his hiring manager also needs to go because he brought on such incompetence.
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 11:04 am
by max225
MrH42 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 10:59 am
Perfect gif
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 11:07 am
by Melon2.0
max225 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 11:03 am
Melon2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 11:03 am
I'm all too happy to report:
I was saying his hiring manager also needs to go because he brought on such incompetence.
I'm all too happy to report:
He was shit canned two months ago.
