OT 17: WELCOME TO THE CORONADOME!

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[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:33 am For Christmas I offer anyone that's wants one a nude of whatever type you would like of my wife. You must figure out how to contact me off of DFD and request it with the password "White Christmas."

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Apex wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:39 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:38 am
Best part is, my direct boss has NO CLUE about my rogue project.

We're currently framing up a pitch to the COO to make our rogue team an official unofficial entity.
That would be awesome! And hopefully get you into a spot where you enjoy work.

Are you getting the Willys package available for the Gladiators? :megusta:
If I manage to make my own job, that would be winning on the highest level. I DGAF if I get fired because I hate my real job so deeply...and that's making me dangerous. Meeting with the COO already set for the 2nd week of Jan.

My project is on Gladiator, but I don't officially work on it (yes, dude with 6 years of mid size truck experience at the largest competitor doesn't officially work on Gladiator :wat: ) I have no idea what's going on with buzz models on it.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:44 am
Apex wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:39 am

That would be awesome! And hopefully get you into a spot where you enjoy work.

Are you getting the Willys package available for the Gladiators? :megusta:
If I manage to make my own job, that would be winning on the highest level. I DGAF if I get fired because I hate my real job so deeply...and that's making me dangerous. Meeting with the COO already set for the 2nd week of Jan.

My project is on Gladiator, but I don't officially work on it (yes, dude with 6 years of mid size truck experience at the largest competitor doesn't officially work on Gladiator :wat: ) I have no idea what's going on with buzz models on it.
Man, large corps are :fullretard:

But much :excited: for your COO meeting!
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:38 am
[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:25 am

Man, what a weird situation.
Best part is, my direct boss has NO CLUE about my rogue project.

We're currently framing up a pitch to the COO to make our rogue team an official unofficial entity.
please tell me it's a hellcat jeep truck
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:00 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:56 am

please tell me it's a hellcat jeep truck
It's a jump seat for the bed so that nobody will ever be denied a threesome (or moresome) again due to seating constraints.
with a hellcat engine of course right?
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:07 am
Apex wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:40 am

Dat :alpo: Claus.
Santa :jizz:
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:02 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:01 am

with a hellcat engine of course right?
Well, duh. Gonna need some power to haul that playload.
I do like them thicc.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:33 am For Christmas I offer anyone that's wants one a nude of whatever type you would like of my wife. You must figure out how to contact me off of DFD and request it with the password "White Christmas."

God Speed
I'll pm you on golfmk6
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:08 am
[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:02 am

Well, duh. Gonna need some power to haul that playload.
I do like them thicc.
most men prefer woman shaped women.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:09 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:08 am
I do like them thicc.
No one ever complained about some T and A
I never will.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:09 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:08 am
I do like them thicc.
most men prefer woman shaped women.
Do they? Sometimes I feel like I'm in the minority on that.

What many men seem to find :jimp: I see the shape of teenage boys which is :really: to me.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:11 am
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most men prefer woman shaped women.
Do they? Sometimes I feel like I'm in the minority on that.

What many men seem to find :jimp: I see the shape of teenage boys which is :really: to me.
nothing wrong with petite or skinny or whatever, but women are supposed to have some curves. Alot of these natural skinny broads that literally run their ass off.... :gag:. lift a weight and eat a sandwich.

I saw pics of a fb friend from college that has this issue. pretty girl, now far too skinny and just looks sick. always running in some stupid race
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:12 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:11 am
Do they? Sometimes I feel like I'm in the minority on that.

What many men seem to find :jimp: I see the shape of teenage boys which is :really: to me.
I'm into it all. Women are beautiful.
Absolutely...but we all have preferences.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:20 am
[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:12 am

I'm into it all. Women are beautiful.
Thicc is my limit.

Thiccc+ ain't my thang.

I do tend to prefer the skinny ones, though - years of hanging around track and field women will do that.
It's a very fine line between thicc and thiccc+...agreed.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:20 am
Absolutely...but we all have preferences.
Absolutely. My wife is slender with a bigger booty. That's my thang.
Oh man, there’s this chick at the gym in the mornings with a body like this. Slender frame but :datass: is amazeballs. :jimp:
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Apex wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:50 am
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Absolutely. My wife is slender with a bigger booty. That's my thang.
Oh man, there’s this chick at the gym in the mornings with a body like this. Slender frame but :datass: is amazeballs. :jimp:
Curves, mang. :jimp:
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:57 am Fuck yeah. Sitting at work looking at noods. I'm busy today.
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I like my gym girls. Flat stomachs, big asses and thighs, toned arms. :tits: are fun, but their size isn’t as important to me as it used to be, as long as they have a good shape/firmness.

Hooked up with a few gals where they were like empty balloons. :flaccid:
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:11 am
Do they? Sometimes I feel like I'm in the minority on that.

What many men seem to find :jimp: I see the shape of teenage boys which is :really: to me.
I'm into it all. Teenage boys are beautiful.
:wat:

































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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Detroit wrote:
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:09 am most men prefer woman shaped women.
Do they? Sometimes I feel like I'm in the minority on that.

What many men seem to find :jimp: I see the shape of teenage boys which is :really: to me.
I prefer women to be smaller than me.

(yeah I know, my wife isn't... life is a series of compromises)
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troyguitar wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:22 am
Detroit wrote: Do they? Sometimes I feel like I'm in the minority on that.

What many men seem to find :jimp: I see the shape of teenage boys which is :really: to me.
I prefer women to be smaller than me.

(yeah I know, my wife isn't... life is a series of compromises)
Same.

You have a very slender build though, and it’s not like she’s large, so a little bigger than you seems like a fine compromise.
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troyguitar wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:22 am I prefer women to be smaller than me.

(yeah I know, my wife isn't... life is a series of compromises)
Pretty darn close though, right?
Same height, somewhere around 30 lbs heavier than me. Is what it is.
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troyguitar wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:54 am
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Pretty darn close though, right?
Same height, somewhere around 30 lbs heavier than me. Is what it is.
Yeah nothing wrong with that. You’re very lean and women naturally carry more (and need to carry more for biological reasons) body fat.
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30 lbs is a lot when your reference point is 140 vs the DFD standard 220. Doesn't matter :doe:
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troyguitar wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:15 pm 30 lbs is a lot when your reference point is 140 vs the DFD standard 220. Doesn't matter :doe:
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