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max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:06 pm
Apex wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:01 pm

Does the Alpha come with lockers?
Rear locker.
:nice:

That is a really :notbad: rig that you posted earlier then! Sucks about the stigma in your area though...
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Apex wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:13 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:06 pm

Rear locker.
:nice:

That is a really :notbad: rig that you posted earlier then! Sucks about the stigma in your area though...
It doesn't help that it is bright whorange. VS something a bit more tame. Its weird... it is far more ecologically friendly than a new jeep. Since it is used and all... but hey.... Can't fix a liberal lynch mob.
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Apex wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:13 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:06 pm

Rear locker.
:nice:

That is a really :notbad: rig that you posted earlier then! Sucks about the stigma in your area though...
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Put a Doug Demuro sticker on the back that says it runs on veggie oil. Redeemed. Now it’s a :pussy: magnet.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:46 pm
Apex wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:13 pm

:nice:

That is a really :notbad: rig that you posted earlier then! Sucks about the stigma in your area though...
AZN repellent

Put a Doug Demuro sticker on the back that says it runs on veggie oil. Redeemed. Now it’s a :pussy: magnet.
She is ok with it... shockingly... AZNS seem to value the hummer "brand" weird...
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max225 wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:03 pm
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Yeah man, I've shopped "affordable" :jeep: before and it's rough. A nice TJ is like $15-20K which is insane for a 20 year old ox cart. JKs are pretty high too, but it seems like there may be a sweet spot in the high 20s/low 30s for nice ones. I'd probably just go new or just skip Wranglers all together though.
Nice JKs used to be mid 30s but they are certainly mid 20/high 20s now. 26-29k gets you a sub 50k mile JKU Sport or Sahara. Rubicunts do command a premium. But overall that seems like an insane amount to pay for a toy. Yes things like rubicons/sports cars are toys to me as they serve a different purpose from basic transport.
Is it really a toy though? People DD these things all the time. It has far more utilitarian value than any MCar, and these are also DD'd. A JKU or JLU is a right sized SUV with a little flair, and vast sales confirm this. Z's JKU is not a toy. It's how he gets around. Your view is :wrong:. Why is a JLU a toy and a Tahoe isn't?
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:01 pm
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Nice JKs used to be mid 30s but they are certainly mid 20/high 20s now. 26-29k gets you a sub 50k mile JKU Sport or Sahara. Rubicunts do command a premium. But overall that seems like an insane amount to pay for a toy. Yes things like rubicons/sports cars are toys to me as they serve a different purpose from basic transport.
Is it really a toy though? People DD these things all the time. It has far more utilitarian value than any MCar, and these are also DD'd. A JKU or JLU is a right sized SUV with a little flair, and vast sales confirm this. Z's JKU is not a toy. It's how he gets around. Your view is :wrong:. Why is a JLU a toy and a Tahoe isn't?
They are both toys. Anything above basic transport is. my m3 is a toy as well. The issue is, if you have to dump it to get something cheaper... cuz you have crotchfruit etc and can't get to work.
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max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:08 pm
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Is it really a toy though? People DD these things all the time. It has far more utilitarian value than any MCar, and these are also DD'd. A JKU or JLU is a right sized SUV with a little flair, and vast sales confirm this. Z's JKU is not a toy. It's how he gets around. Your view is :wrong:. Why is a JLU a toy and a Tahoe isn't?
They are both toys. Anything above basic transport is. my m3 is a toy as well.
You're a fun guy, Max.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:12 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:08 pm

They are both toys. Anything above basic transport is. my m3 is a toy as well.
You're a fun guy, Max.
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Dudebro responded... to my text and not my email... he is about 3 hrs out... round trip. He claims to have had it for 3 years... ignored my maintenance questions... :disgust: :notsure: how to proceed. One upside is .. he has an iphone... so at least it isn't a full on murder set up
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max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:10 pm Dudebro responded... to my text and not my email... he is about 3 hrs out... round trip. He claims to have had it for 3 years... ignored my maintenance questions... :disgust: :notsure: how to proceed. One upside is .. he has an iphone... so at least it isn't a full on murder set up
Respond to text with "maintenance records????"
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Apex wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:21 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:10 pm Dudebro responded... to my text and not my email... he is about 3 hrs out... round trip. He claims to have had it for 3 years... ignored my maintenance questions... :disgust: :notsure: how to proceed. One upside is .. he has an iphone... so at least it isn't a full on murder set up
Respond to text with "maintenance records????"
Can you make that out of emoji? Might be the only way he understands.

Text and e-mail are the same to me. I don't understand people that can't respond to e-mails.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:25 pm
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Respond to text with "maintenance records????"
Can you make that out of emoji? Might be the only way he understands.

Text and e-mail are the same to me. I don't understand people that can't respond to e-mails.
That was strike 1
Strike 2 was ignoring my simple questions.

"Hey i am interested in your H3, how long have you had it and do you have maintenance records"?
>>>>>3 Years
"Are you in sacramento or bay area since your area code is for san jose"
>>>>>>Sacramento
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Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:25 pm
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Respond to text with "maintenance records????"
Can you make that out of emoji? Might be the only way he understands.

Text and e-mail are the same to me. I don't understand people that can't respond to e-mails.
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max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:27 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:25 pm
Can you make that out of emoji? Might be the only way he understands.

Text and e-mail are the same to me. I don't understand people that can't respond to e-mails.
That was strike 1
Strike 2 was ignoring my simple questions.

"Hey i am interested in your H3, how long have you had it and do you have maintenance records"?
>>>>>3 Years
"Are you in sacramento or bay area since your area code is for san jose"
>>>>>>Sacramento
I can't stand poor communication. :nope:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:25 pm Can you make that out of emoji? Might be the only way he understands.

Text and e-mail are the same to me. I don't understand people that can't respond to e-mails.
That was strike 1
Strike 2 was ignoring my simple questions.

"Hey i am interested in your H3, how long have you had it and do you have maintenance records"?
>>>>>3 Years
"Are you in sacramento or bay area since your area code is for san jose"
>>>>>>Sacramento
Welcome to :crang: slist. :disgust:
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Compound questions consume too much :millennial: attention span :bruh:
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:37 pm Compound questions consume too much :millennial: attention span :bruh:
I don't think I am willing to commit 3 hrs of my life to "check out" a car from someone who can't answer if something with 107k miles was maintained.
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max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:06 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:37 pm Compound questions consume too much :millennial: attention span :bruh:
I don't think I am willing to commit 3 hrs of my life to "check out" a car from someone who can't answer if something with 107k miles was maintained.
Some people just don't want to sell cars.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:07 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:06 pm

I don't think I am willing to commit 3 hrs of my life to "check out" a car from someone who can't answer if something with 107k miles was maintained.
Some people just don't want to sell cars.
Yep, a reminder of your BMW shenanigans. Now a hummer h3 was the most repossessed car in this country... for a period of time. With an illustrious history as such... this is going to be relatively tough.
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max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:08 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:07 pm

Some people just don't want to sell cars.
Yep, a reminder of your BMW shenanigans. Now a hummer h3 was the most repossessed car in this country... for a period of time. With an illustrious history as such... this is going to be relatively tough.
This is a good time to bust out the :mahtroy: query "Do you even under understand the English language Motherfucker?"
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:12 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:08 pm

Yep, a reminder of your BMW shenanigans. Now a hummer h3 was the most repossessed car in this country... for a period of time. With an illustrious history as such... this is going to be relatively tough.
This is a good time to bust out the :mahtroy: query "Do you even under understand the English language Motherfucker?"
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:12 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:08 pm

Yep, a reminder of your BMW shenanigans. Now a hummer h3 was the most repossessed car in this country... for a period of time. With an illustrious history as such... this is going to be relatively tough.
This is a good time to bust out the :mahtroy: query "Do you even under understand the English language Motherfucker?"
Max needs to send this, for the lulz at a minimum.
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Apex wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:46 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:25 pm
Can you make that out of emoji? Might be the only way he understands.

Text and e-mail are the same to me. I don't understand people that can't respond to e-mails.
:wap:
:wat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:01 pm
Apex wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:46 pm

:wap:
:wat:
Olds not knowing how to internet. :lol:
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wap wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:01 pm

:wat:
Olds not knowing how to internet. :lol:
Yea, I got it.
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