IMA slap u if you get a Slanty H fake BMW for 30k. That's in your sitch.
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I kinda want to test drive one.
It’s a long wheelbase GT, it should ride decent and all the reviews seem to indicate that it does. Automatic. Big dick motor. Hatch. AWD.
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Over 190" long, for even more broken tail lights, brand new car that everyone will immediately shit on.
Extra 10k on top of what your STI is worth after taxes/fees
19" wheels with tires that will get shredded on your supposed streets of Baghdad.
It makes 0 sense.
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This is all true, sadly.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 2:41 pmOver 190" long, for even more broken tail lights, brand new car that everyone will immediately shit on.
Extra 10k on top of what your STI is worth after taxes/fees
19" wheels with tires that will get shredded on your supposed streets of Baghdad.
It makes 0 sense.
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Huckleberry wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:44 amThat looks what the fairy godmother would conjure up out of a 40oz for ghetto Cinderella.
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My only problem about the looks is that it looks a bit too much like a $22k Optima.CorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:03 amI know I don't like the roof line on this car, but something else is bugging me and I can't put my finger on it.
Just not understanding all the love for it TBH.
Otherwise
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Base Stinger can fit 17"
I'm selling a set of the best ones you can get. When can you come in for a test drive?
I'm selling a set of the best ones you can get. When can you come in for a test drive?
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 3:20 pmMan, I wish those stupid taillights didn't come around into the quarters.
That looks good save for the lights.
I also really don't care for the Kia signature pinched grille, but that's on all of them.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Lesbihonest here, that thing is one of the uglier RWD sedans for sale right now.
That L shaped rear qtr window,
those weird ass wrap around tail lights
That odd ish looking rear quarter panel that just makes it look bulky
front end...
C43, 340i S4 are far better looking vehicles. Yes they cost more but there is a REASON you're PAYING LESS for the slanty H.
Hell a 300(s) and even a charger are better looking IMO. And I am why they are not compared to that... they are about the same size/weight etc.
That L shaped rear qtr window,
those weird ass wrap around tail lights
That odd ish looking rear quarter panel that just makes it look bulky
front end...
C43, 340i S4 are far better looking vehicles. Yes they cost more but there is a REASON you're PAYING LESS for the slanty H.
Hell a 300(s) and even a charger are better looking IMO. And I am why they are not compared to that... they are about the same size/weight etc.
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Yea, I'd much rather get a Charger than that.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:06 pm Lesbihonest here, that thing is one of the uglier RWD sedans for sale right now.
That L shaped rear qtr window,
those weird ass wrap around tail lights
That odd ish looking rear quarter panel that just makes it look bulky
front end...
C43, 340i S4 are far better looking vehicles. Yes they cost more but there is a REASON you're PAYING LESS for the slanty H.
Hell a 300(s) and even a charger are better looking IMO. And I am why they are not compared to that... they are about the same size/weight etc.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I am loving my dads 300s. Has been 100% trouble free.... 3 years running. Great ride over shit roads, donkey piss 87, no turbo, no DI, 300hp, 25mpg, and a big spacious comfortable interior with 12 BEATZ by dr sound.Detroit wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:23 pmYea, I'd much rather get a Charger than that.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:06 pm Lesbihonest here, that thing is one of the uglier RWD sedans for sale right now.
That L shaped rear qtr window,
those weird ass wrap around tail lights
That odd ish looking rear quarter panel that just makes it look bulky
front end...
C43, 340i S4 are far better looking vehicles. Yes they cost more but there is a REASON you're PAYING LESS for the slanty H.
Hell a 300(s) and even a charger are better looking IMO. And I am why they are not compared to that... they are about the same size/weight etc.
What's not to like (other than the shit halogens)
Oh and it was 29k NEW, 39k MSRP- 10k on the hood. To me a chrysler/ is a better brand than Slantytown.
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max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:35 pmI am loving my dads 300s. Has been 100% trouble free.... 3 years running. Great ride over shit roads, donkey piss 87, no turbo, no DI, 300hp, 25mpg, and a big spacious comfortable interior with 12 BEATZ by dr sound.
What's not to like (other than the shit halogens)
Oh and it was 29k NEW, 39k MSRP- 10k on the hood. To me a chrysler/ is a better brand than Slantytown.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Yea breh, I sent 3 of my good friends/fam to FCADetroit wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:45 pmmax225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:35 pm
I am loving my dads 300s. Has been 100% trouble free.... 3 years running. Great ride over shit roads, donkey piss 87, no turbo, no DI, 300hp, 25mpg, and a big spacious comfortable interior with 12 BEATZ by dr sound.
What's not to like (other than the shit halogens)
Oh and it was 29k NEW, 39k MSRP- 10k on the hood. To me a chrysler/ is a better brand than Slantytown.
2016 Ram 1500 Diesel (45k)
2017 300s (29k)
2018 Jeep Cherokee (27k)
~$100k funneled into your corp by my direct influence
Also there are a collective 100k miles between the 3 cars.... 0 Issues... 0... not 1 repair. Some (tsbs and that diesel )
I still really want a Wrongler ... Hopefully soon. $4 gas is a serious mood killer out here.
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Just keep renting them on vacations. I've been filling my QX80 rental on $2.05 e15max225 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:48 pmYea breh, I sent 3 of my good friends/fam to FCA
2016 Ram 1500 Diesel (45k)
2017 300s (29k)
2018 Jeep Cherokee (27k)
~$100k funneled into your corp by my direct influence
Also there are a collective 100k miles between the 3 cars.... 0 Issues... 0... not 1 repair. Some (tsbs and that diesel )
I still really want a Wrongler ... Hopefully soon. $4 gas is a serious mood killer out here.
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https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/d/ ... 44395.html
We got an artist amongst us
We got an artist amongst us
Greetings internet prospectors,
Cease your pursuits of free Ikea furniture and missed connections (like she spends her fun, full life scouring this digital junkyard for your frothy yearnings, or even noticed you in line at Panera anyway). Instead, gorge your eyes upon this chariot of pale fire.
Need to loudly announce your presence through residential neighborhoods, late at night, with a squealing S-belt? Are you magnificently well-endowed, and need to humble yourself? Do fish have dreams?
Ladies and homely gentlemen, I present: White Dynamite.
This sleek, powerful wedge of pure Korean cartilage is all you need to get from Point A, to B, to slightly beyond B. It’s got all the functionality of Congress, with double the charm.
Full disclosure: this car is bullshit. The driver door doesn’t open from the outside. You gotta give the front seat a reacharound just to get behind the wheel. The rear right-side door’s the same way, so it might technically be a coupe. The center console’s been gutted, and stuffed with polaroids of my ex. If we meet up, this will not be discussed. The gas cap is missing. I presume it was stolen by gremlins.
Optima Prime needs a new alternator, and probably a new everything else. If you buy this objectionable sedan, I will personally throw in an mp3-tape deck converter, which’ll work fine if you squeeze your phone a certain way. The cigarette (or whatever, I’m not a cop) lighter still works, too.
Let’s talk positives. It’s got low mileage for a car that’s old enough to vote Libertarian. It’s got oil so fresh, the Pentagon is salivating. The headlights stopped leaking fluid, so I think they’re good. A/C still blows hot and cold for the bipolar Bay Area autumn. The suspension’s probably fine, but given how many kids I’ve hit, I’d still get it checked out. Despite its decrepit body, it’s fairly reliable. And surprisingly comfortable. You should settle down soon, anyway.
It pains my stupid pride to say this, but I’m sad to see this car go. It’s been a loyal steed throughout my adolescent trials. It’s got stories, but it ain’t telling. It won’t rat you out, either.
In a way, it’s almost like a beloved old hound dog I’m telling to go on, git.
You don’t deserve this car. Nobody does. Because it sucks. It’s the automotive equivalent of ditch weed. It’ll get the job done, but just barely, and it’ll probably give you anxiety. It won’t win any prizes, but if you’re really going for the blue ribbon, then why are you here?
$600, or best offer. Possibly open to trade. If nobody buys this, I will tow it to an East Oakland industrial park, light it on fire, and use it for my shitty mixtape’s cover art.
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Easily one of the best CL posts I've read in a while.max225 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:15 am https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/d/ ... 44395.html
We got an artist amongst usGreetings internet prospectors,
Cease your pursuits of free Ikea furniture and missed connections (like she spends her fun, full life scouring this digital junkyard for your frothy yearnings, or even noticed you in line at Panera anyway). Instead, gorge your eyes upon this chariot of pale fire.
Need to loudly announce your presence through residential neighborhoods, late at night, with a squealing S-belt? Are you magnificently well-endowed, and need to humble yourself? Do fish have dreams?
Ladies and homely gentlemen, I present: White Dynamite.
This sleek, powerful wedge of pure Korean cartilage is all you need to get from Point A, to B, to slightly beyond B. It’s got all the functionality of Congress, with double the charm.
Full disclosure: this car is bullshit. The driver door doesn’t open from the outside. You gotta give the front seat a reacharound just to get behind the wheel. The rear right-side door’s the same way, so it might technically be a coupe. The center console’s been gutted, and stuffed with polaroids of my ex. If we meet up, this will not be discussed. The gas cap is missing. I presume it was stolen by gremlins.
Optima Prime needs a new alternator, and probably a new everything else. If you buy this objectionable sedan, I will personally throw in an mp3-tape deck converter, which’ll work fine if you squeeze your phone a certain way. The cigarette (or whatever, I’m not a cop) lighter still works, too.
Let’s talk positives. It’s got low mileage for a car that’s old enough to vote Libertarian. It’s got oil so fresh, the Pentagon is salivating. The headlights stopped leaking fluid, so I think they’re good. A/C still blows hot and cold for the bipolar Bay Area autumn. The suspension’s probably fine, but given how many kids I’ve hit, I’d still get it checked out. Despite its decrepit body, it’s fairly reliable. And surprisingly comfortable. You should settle down soon, anyway.
It pains my stupid pride to say this, but I’m sad to see this car go. It’s been a loyal steed throughout my adolescent trials. It’s got stories, but it ain’t telling. It won’t rat you out, either.
In a way, it’s almost like a beloved old hound dog I’m telling to go on, git.
You don’t deserve this car. Nobody does. Because it sucks. It’s the automotive equivalent of ditch weed. It’ll get the job done, but just barely, and it’ll probably give you anxiety. It won’t win any prizes, but if you’re really going for the blue ribbon, then why are you here?
$600, or best offer. Possibly open to trade. If nobody buys this, I will tow it to an East Oakland industrial park, light it on fire, and use it for my shitty mixtape’s cover art.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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, indeed.max225 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:15 am https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/d/ ... 44395.html
We got an artist amongst usGreetings internet prospectors,
Cease your pursuits of free Ikea furniture and missed connections (like she spends her fun, full life scouring this digital junkyard for your frothy yearnings, or even noticed you in line at Panera anyway). Instead, gorge your eyes upon this chariot of pale fire.
Need to loudly announce your presence through residential neighborhoods, late at night, with a squealing S-belt? Are you magnificently well-endowed, and need to humble yourself? Do fish have dreams?
Ladies and homely gentlemen, I present: White Dynamite.
This sleek, powerful wedge of pure Korean cartilage is all you need to get from Point A, to B, to slightly beyond B. It’s got all the functionality of Congress, with double the charm.
Full disclosure: this car is bullshit. The driver door doesn’t open from the outside. You gotta give the front seat a reacharound just to get behind the wheel. The rear right-side door’s the same way, so it might technically be a coupe. The center console’s been gutted, and stuffed with polaroids of my ex. If we meet up, this will not be discussed. The gas cap is missing. I presume it was stolen by gremlins.
Optima Prime needs a new alternator, and probably a new everything else. If you buy this objectionable sedan, I will personally throw in an mp3-tape deck converter, which’ll work fine if you squeeze your phone a certain way. The cigarette (or whatever, I’m not a cop) lighter still works, too.
Let’s talk positives. It’s got low mileage for a car that’s old enough to vote Libertarian. It’s got oil so fresh, the Pentagon is salivating. The headlights stopped leaking fluid, so I think they’re good. A/C still blows hot and cold for the bipolar Bay Area autumn. The suspension’s probably fine, but given how many kids I’ve hit, I’d still get it checked out. Despite its decrepit body, it’s fairly reliable. And surprisingly comfortable. You should settle down soon, anyway.
It pains my stupid pride to say this, but I’m sad to see this car go. It’s been a loyal steed throughout my adolescent trials. It’s got stories, but it ain’t telling. It won’t rat you out, either.
In a way, it’s almost like a beloved old hound dog I’m telling to go on, git.
You don’t deserve this car. Nobody does. Because it sucks. It’s the automotive equivalent of ditch weed. It’ll get the job done, but just barely, and it’ll probably give you anxiety. It won’t win any prizes, but if you’re really going for the blue ribbon, then why are you here?
$600, or best offer. Possibly open to trade. If nobody buys this, I will tow it to an East Oakland industrial park, light it on fire, and use it for my shitty mixtape’s cover art.
The dude's got talent.
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I legit laughed at this get that brah on heremax225 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:15 am https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/d/ ... 44395.html
We got an artist amongst usGreetings internet prospectors,
Cease your pursuits of free Ikea furniture and missed connections (like she spends her fun, full life scouring this digital junkyard for your frothy yearnings, or even noticed you in line at Panera anyway). Instead, gorge your eyes upon this chariot of pale fire.
Need to loudly announce your presence through residential neighborhoods, late at night, with a squealing S-belt? Are you magnificently well-endowed, and need to humble yourself? Do fish have dreams?
Ladies and homely gentlemen, I present: White Dynamite.
This sleek, powerful wedge of pure Korean cartilage is all you need to get from Point A, to B, to slightly beyond B. It’s got all the functionality of Congress, with double the charm.
Full disclosure: this car is bullshit. The driver door doesn’t open from the outside. You gotta give the front seat a reacharound just to get behind the wheel. The rear right-side door’s the same way, so it might technically be a coupe. The center console’s been gutted, and stuffed with polaroids of my ex. If we meet up, this will not be discussed. The gas cap is missing. I presume it was stolen by gremlins.
Optima Prime needs a new alternator, and probably a new everything else. If you buy this objectionable sedan, I will personally throw in an mp3-tape deck converter, which’ll work fine if you squeeze your phone a certain way. The cigarette (or whatever, I’m not a cop) lighter still works, too.
Let’s talk positives. It’s got low mileage for a car that’s old enough to vote Libertarian. It’s got oil so fresh, the Pentagon is salivating. The headlights stopped leaking fluid, so I think they’re good. A/C still blows hot and cold for the bipolar Bay Area autumn. The suspension’s probably fine, but given how many kids I’ve hit, I’d still get it checked out. Despite its decrepit body, it’s fairly reliable. And surprisingly comfortable. You should settle down soon, anyway.
It pains my stupid pride to say this, but I’m sad to see this car go. It’s been a loyal steed throughout my adolescent trials. It’s got stories, but it ain’t telling. It won’t rat you out, either.
In a way, it’s almost like a beloved old hound dog I’m telling to go on, git.
You don’t deserve this car. Nobody does. Because it sucks. It’s the automotive equivalent of ditch weed. It’ll get the job done, but just barely, and it’ll probably give you anxiety. It won’t win any prizes, but if you’re really going for the blue ribbon, then why are you here?
$600, or best offer. Possibly open to trade. If nobody buys this, I will tow it to an East Oakland industrial park, light it on fire, and use it for my shitty mixtape’s cover art.
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This is honestly my perfect/dream vehicle. I just wish they weren't so expensive, otherwise I'd have one.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.