I didn't realize it... but Chebby is out to murder the Taco.
http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/201 ... est-review
The four-wheel-drive example we tested recorded a 6.1-second sprint to 60 mph, a full second quicker than a similarly equipped 2015 Colorado and 0.5 second ahead of the all-wheel-drive Ridgeline. Its quarter-mile time improved, too, requiring only 14.8 seconds to cross the line at 95 mph, gains of 0.7 second and 4 mph and again shading the Ridgeline’s 15.2-second run. The Toyota Tacoma with a V-6 and four-wheel drive trails these two by a wide margin, needing 7.9 seconds to get to 60 mph and 16.1 for the quarter-mile.
That's

It's basically as quick as a GTI now. Out of a giant truck! A more reasonable acceleration measurement, 5-60, is 6.5 seconds. That's quick. The

taco isn't much better than the auto, with a 0-60 of 7.3 and a 5-60 of 8 flat. So even a clutch dump can't compete with 8 gears of fury. And the Taco still has drums. Why?
I think the Colorado could use a gauge cluster upgrade. And the bed is a bit too tall. But those are kind of minor quibbles really, especially with such Tacoma-slaying performance. I mean, I like the Taco more.... but that's a damn hard sell. Taco would probably still have better resale. And more capable off road when comparing Z71 vs TRD Off-Road packages. But would anyone notice the difference in off road performance? Who off roads a new $40k pickup anyway?
Dammit I want a truck.
