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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:20 pm
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We are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out my :jizz: is weak.

Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.
:ohdang: didn’t know you two were trying. I should have inferred that from you saying you seem to be infertile.

I’ll shoot you a text.
I haven't really talked about it but now that I'm having to make some lifestyle changes and stuff, I am just going to tell friends who will probably notice something is up (going on a bros mountain trip next month for example, normally I would always be drinking for such a thing). I figure y'all are my friends too and if there are any others in a similar boat in the future, it may be nice to know many people have different experiences.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:52 pm
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Thanks dude! I run stuff occasionally to help maintain my fertility, but we’re also getting to the age where she could start having issues, so we’ll give it a few months of just trying and if nothing takes we’ll start seeing fertility docs.
We are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out my :jizz: is weak.

Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.
Are they unable to :scoot: sufficiently?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:52 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:06 pm

Thanks dude! I run stuff occasionally to help maintain my fertility, but we’re also getting to the age where she could start having issues, so we’ll give it a few months of just trying and if nothing takes we’ll start seeing fertility docs.
We are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out my :jizz: is weak.

Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.
My kid was produced by concentrating my :jizz: in a centrifuge then injecting with ye olde turkey baster.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:55 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:52 pm

We are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out my :jizz: is weak.

Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.
My kid was produced by concentrating my :jizz: in a centrifuge then injecting with ye olde turkey baster.
Sounds like that may be the way, we shall see.

One fortunate thing is that my company added $20K of infertility coverage as of 2022, so the doctor's visits should be covered.
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:50 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:52 pm

We are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out my :jizz: is weak.

Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.
Are they unable to :scoot: sufficiently?
:lolol: I think they are just in short supply from what I understand so far.
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Man this place has sure evolved from Stage 1 TOONZ
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:58 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:50 pm

Are they unable to :scoot: sufficiently?
:lolol: I think they are just in short supply from what I understand so far.
Ah. Asking because my swimmers had a motility issue back during the 20 minutes we contemplated making a :baby: early on in our marriage. But that, coupled with some related :tits: issues, put us off the :baby: train right away. We figured if it wasn't gonna happen the regular way neither of us was motivated enough to make it happen via :science: , Absolutely no disrespect to those who resorted to :science: , but we just chose not to go that route.

And that was how we became committed DINK's.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:01 pm Man this place has sure evolved from Stage 1 TOONZ
We're all getting (or have gotten) :wap: , Dirk.
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:06 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:01 pm Man this place has sure evolved from Stage 1 TOONZ
We're all getting (or have gotten) :wap: , Dirk.
Ron, you could shake this place up a bit by putting your GTI on bags and some Big Turbo action.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:13 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:06 pm

We're all getting (or have gotten) :wap: , Dirk.
Ron, you could shake this place up a bit by putting your GTI on bags and some Big Turbo action.
:disgust: :hellno:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:58 pm
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Are they unable to :scoot: sufficiently?
:lolol: I think they are just in short supply from what I understand so far.
That’s how my one buddy was. In a normal sample size there was supposed to be something like 2 million spermies.. his had 7. Single digit.

They’re going the donor route for sperm and IVF since his wife ended up having issues too.
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:05 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:58 pm

:lolol: I think they are just in short supply from what I understand so far.
Ah. Asking because my swimmers had a motility issue back during the 20 minutes we contemplated making a :baby: early on in our marriage. But that, coupled with some related :tits: issues, put us off the :baby: train right away. We figured if it wasn't gonna happen the regular way neither of us was motivated enough to make it happen via :science: , Absolutely no disrespect to those who resorted to :science: , but we just chose not to go that route.

And that was how we became committed DINK's.
If things don’t work for us, we’ll try :science:, but if that starts taking too much time or money, we’ll adopt. Give a home to a kid in need instead of adding another mouth into the world.
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:20 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:13 pm

Ron, you could shake this place up a bit by putting your GTI on bags and some Big Turbo action.
:disgust: :hellno:
Get rid of the suitcase and resonator brah. They are just holding back your quarter mile times with weight.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:28 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:58 pm

:lolol: I think they are just in short supply from what I understand so far.
That’s how my one buddy was. In a normal sample size there was supposed to be something like 2 million spermies.. his had 7. Single digit.

They’re going the donor route for sperm and IVF since his wife ended up having issues too.
This is a hard pass for me, :iono: maybe I am a fucking pig, but I'm not really down to raise a kid that is my wife's and not mine. I would consider adopting :doe: , kind of preferred for me in some ways as I think it's better for the world than bringing in more people.

If it comes to that, it would get pretty interesting, but I just don't think I could :dealwithit:

I am a maybe on the :science: thing. It's a lot of stress, time, heartache, money, etc. but could be worth it.

I'm at the point where I would like to have a kid, but at the same time, I'm also sort of a 'it will happen if it's meant to happen' mentality. :tits: is a bit more committed to it.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:42 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:20 pm

:disgust: :hellno:
Get rid of the suitcase and resonator brah. They are just holding back your quarter mile times with weight.
Thank you for getting things back on track around here.

Other tabs on my browser right now include 200TW tires for the cuckwagon and mountain bikes, so hopefully not all is lost. :ohwell:

Definitely in4 :wap: modding the :turboyaris:
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:31 pm
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Ah. Asking because my swimmers had a motility issue back during the 20 minutes we contemplated making a :baby: early on in our marriage. But that, coupled with some related :tits: issues, put us off the :baby: train right away. We figured if it wasn't gonna happen the regular way neither of us was motivated enough to make it happen via :science: , Absolutely no disrespect to those who resorted to :science: , but we just chose not to go that route.

And that was how we became committed DINK's.
If things don’t work for us, we’ll try :science:, but if that starts taking too much time or money, we’ll adopt. Give a home to a kid in need instead of adding another mouth into the world.
That is a WONDERFUL idea.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:42 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:20 pm

:disgust: :hellno:
Get rid of the suitcase and resonator brah. They are just holding back your quarter mile times with weight.
You're right. There's at least a 75hp gain with a suitcase delete. I'll :doit: !
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:49 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:28 pm

That’s how my one buddy was. In a normal sample size there was supposed to be something like 2 million spermies.. his had 7. Single digit.

They’re going the donor route for sperm and IVF since his wife ended up having issues too.
This is a hard pass for me, :iono: maybe I am a fucking pig, but I'm not really down to raise a kid that is my wife's and not mine. I would consider adopting :doe: , kind of preferred for me in some ways as I think it's better for the world than bringing in more people.

If it comes to that, it would get pretty interesting, but I just don't think I could :dealwithit:

I am a maybe on the :science: thing. It's a lot of stress, time, heartache, money, etc. but could be worth it.

I'm at the point where I would like to have a kid, but at the same time, I'm also sort of a 'it will happen if it's meant to happen' mentality. :tits: is a bit more committed to it.
That's exactly where we were, and when it didn't happen, we were entirely :aintcare: about it. But our mothers? :triggered: Especially hers. :lolol:
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:50 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:42 pm

Get rid of the suitcase and resonator brah. They are just holding back your quarter mile times with weight.
Thank you for getting things back on track around here.

Other tabs on my browser right now include 200TW tires for the cuckwagon and mountain bikes, so hopefully not all is lost. :ohwell:

Definitely in4 :wap: modding the :turboyaris:
I'm totally :whocares: about modding the Blue Meanie, other than new :225: when they're due to be replaced, since my audio desires will remain unfulfilled.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 5:15 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:50 pm

Thank you for getting things back on track around here.

Other tabs on my browser right now include 200TW tires for the cuckwagon and mountain bikes, so hopefully not all is lost. :ohwell:

Definitely in4 :wap: modding the :turboyaris:
I'm totally :whocares: about modding the Blue Meanie, other than new :225: when they're due to be replaced, since my audio desires will remain unfulfilled.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 5:33 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 5:15 pm

I'm totally :whocares: about modding the Blue Meanie, other than new :225: when they're due to be replaced, since my audio desires will remain unfulfilled.
https://ferdinandmagellansms.weebly.com/compass.html
:lolol:
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:49 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:28 pm

That’s how my one buddy was. In a normal sample size there was supposed to be something like 2 million spermies.. his had 7. Single digit.

They’re going the donor route for sperm and IVF since his wife ended up having issues too.
This is a hard pass for me, :iono: maybe I am a fucking pig, but I'm not really down to raise a kid that is my wife's and not mine. I would consider adopting :doe: , kind of preferred for me in some ways as I think it's better for the world than bringing in more people.

If it comes to that, it would get pretty interesting, but I just don't think I could :dealwithit:

I am a maybe on the :science: thing. It's a lot of stress, time, heartache, money, etc. but could be worth it.

I'm at the point where I would like to have a kid, but at the same time, I'm also sort of a 'it will happen if it's meant to happen' mentality. :tits: is a bit more committed to it.
You and I are very in sync here.

As are our :tits:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 7:00 pm The wife and I were never on the :baby: train - just took me a long time to get the :balls: snipped.

Hoping for a 0 count when I get the :jizz: tested at the end of the month. Fingers crossed.

We've got enough friends and family with kids, we're happy to be the weird aunt and uncle that give annoying gifts.
when the :jizz: is 0, enjoy the ride after that knowing nothing can happen. :fuckyeah:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 7:00 pm The wife and I were never on the :baby: train - just took me a long time to get the :balls: snipped.

Hoping for a 0 count when I get the :jizz: tested at the end of the month. Fingers crossed.

We've got enough friends and family with kids, we're happy to be the weird aunt and uncle that give annoying gifts.
That route is sure as shit a whole lot cheaper.
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 5:12 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:49 pm

This is a hard pass for me, :iono: maybe I am a fucking pig, but I'm not really down to raise a kid that is my wife's and not mine. I would consider adopting :doe: , kind of preferred for me in some ways as I think it's better for the world than bringing in more people.

If it comes to that, it would get pretty interesting, but I just don't think I could :dealwithit:

I am a maybe on the :science: thing. It's a lot of stress, time, heartache, money, etc. but could be worth it.

I'm at the point where I would like to have a kid, but at the same time, I'm also sort of a 'it will happen if it's meant to happen' mentality. :tits: is a bit more committed to it.
That's exactly where we were, and when it didn't happen, we were entirely :aintcare: about it. But our mothers? :triggered: Especially hers. :lolol:
Fortunately my parents are :aintcare: either way, they already have grandkids. And :tits: and I don’t really care for her parents, so :aintcare: what they want.
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