I haven't really talked about it but now that I'm having to make some lifestyle changes and stuff, I am just going to tell friends who will probably notice something is up (going on a bros mountain trip next month for example, normally I would always be drinking for such a thing). I figure y'all are my friends too and if there are any others in a similar boat in the future, it may be nice to know many people have different experiences.SAWCE wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:20 pmD Griff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:52 pm
We are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out myis weak.
Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.didn’t know you two were trying. I should have inferred that from you saying you seem to be infertile.
I’ll shoot you a text.
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Are they unable toD Griff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:52 pmWe are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out myis weak.
Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.

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My kid was produced by concentrating myD Griff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:52 pmWe are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out myis weak.
Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.

Sounds like that may be the way, we shall see.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:55 pmMy kid was produced by concentrating myD Griff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:52 pm
We are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out myis weak.
Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.in a centrifuge then injecting with ye olde turkey baster.
One fortunate thing is that my company added $20K of infertility coverage as of 2022, so the doctor's visits should be covered.
wap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:50 pmAre they unable toD Griff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:52 pm
We are in the doctor's phase, everything with the wife pretty much checked out with flying colors, turns out myis weak.
Right now I have to cut out everything fun for three months (weed, alcohol, supplements, etc.) and keep trying/retest in three months if it hasn't worked by that time. There are also a lot more costly/less natural ways to move forward, I'm not really sure how far down that path I'm willing to go.sufficiently?

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Ah. Asking because my swimmers had a motility issue back during the 20 minutes we contemplated making a





And that was how we became committed DINK's.
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That’s how my one buddy was. In a normal sample size there was supposed to be something like 2 million spermies.. his had 7. Single digit.
They’re going the donor route for sperm and IVF since his wife ended up having issues too.
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If things don’t work for us, we’ll trywap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:05 pmAh. Asking because my swimmers had a motility issue back during the 20 minutes we contemplated making aearly on in our marriage. But that, coupled with some related
issues, put us off the
train right away. We figured if it wasn't gonna happen the regular way neither of us was motivated enough to make it happen via
, Absolutely no disrespect to those who resorted to
, but we just chose not to go that route.
And that was how we became committed DINK's.

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Get rid of the suitcase and resonator brah. They are just holding back your quarter mile times with weight.wap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:20 pmDesertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:13 pm
Ron, you could shake this place up a bit by putting your GTI on bags and some Big Turbo action.![]()
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This is a hard pass for me,


If it comes to that, it would get pretty interesting, but I just don't think I could

I am a maybe on the

I'm at the point where I would like to have a kid, but at the same time, I'm also sort of a 'it will happen if it's meant to happen' mentality.

Thank you for getting things back on track around here.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:42 pmGet rid of the suitcase and resonator brah. They are just holding back your quarter mile times with weight.
Other tabs on my browser right now include 200TW tires for the cuckwagon and mountain bikes, so hopefully not all is lost.

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That is a WONDERFUL idea.SAWCE wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:31 pmIf things don’t work for us, we’ll trywap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:05 pm
Ah. Asking because my swimmers had a motility issue back during the 20 minutes we contemplated making aearly on in our marriage. But that, coupled with some related
issues, put us off the
train right away. We figured if it wasn't gonna happen the regular way neither of us was motivated enough to make it happen via
, Absolutely no disrespect to those who resorted to
, but we just chose not to go that route.
And that was how we became committed DINK's., but if that starts taking too much time or money, we’ll adopt. Give a home to a kid in need instead of adding another mouth into the world.
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You're right. There's at least a 75hp gain with a suitcase delete. I'llDesertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:42 pmGet rid of the suitcase and resonator brah. They are just holding back your quarter mile times with weight.

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That's exactly where we were, and when it didn't happen, we were entirelyD Griff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:49 pmThis is a hard pass for me,maybe I am a fucking pig, but I'm not really down to raise a kid that is my wife's and not mine. I would consider adopting
, kind of preferred for me in some ways as I think it's better for the world than bringing in more people.
If it comes to that, it would get pretty interesting, but I just don't think I could![]()
I am a maybe on thething. It's a lot of stress, time, heartache, money, etc. but could be worth it.
I'm at the point where I would like to have a kid, but at the same time, I'm also sort of a 'it will happen if it's meant to happen' mentality.is a bit more committed to it.



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I'm totallyD Griff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:50 pmThank you for getting things back on track around here.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:42 pm
Get rid of the suitcase and resonator brah. They are just holding back your quarter mile times with weight.
Other tabs on my browser right now include 200TW tires for the cuckwagon and mountain bikes, so hopefully not all is lost.
Definitely in4modding the
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You and I are very in sync here.D Griff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:49 pmThis is a hard pass for me,maybe I am a fucking pig, but I'm not really down to raise a kid that is my wife's and not mine. I would consider adopting
, kind of preferred for me in some ways as I think it's better for the world than bringing in more people.
If it comes to that, it would get pretty interesting, but I just don't think I could![]()
I am a maybe on thething. It's a lot of stress, time, heartache, money, etc. but could be worth it.
I'm at the point where I would like to have a kid, but at the same time, I'm also sort of a 'it will happen if it's meant to happen' mentality.is a bit more committed to it.
As are our

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when the[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 7:00 pm The wife and I were never on thetrain - just took me a long time to get the
snipped.
Hoping for a 0 count when I get thetested at the end of the month. Fingers crossed.
We've got enough friends and family with kids, we're happy to be the weird aunt and uncle that give annoying gifts.



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That route is sure as shit a whole lot cheaper.[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 7:00 pm The wife and I were never on thetrain - just took me a long time to get the
snipped.
Hoping for a 0 count when I get thetested at the end of the month. Fingers crossed.
We've got enough friends and family with kids, we're happy to be the weird aunt and uncle that give annoying gifts.
Fortunately my parents arewap wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 5:12 pmThat's exactly where we were, and when it didn't happen, we were entirelyD Griff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:49 pm
This is a hard pass for me,maybe I am a fucking pig, but I'm not really down to raise a kid that is my wife's and not mine. I would consider adopting
, kind of preferred for me in some ways as I think it's better for the world than bringing in more people.
If it comes to that, it would get pretty interesting, but I just don't think I could![]()
I am a maybe on thething. It's a lot of stress, time, heartache, money, etc. but could be worth it.
I'm at the point where I would like to have a kid, but at the same time, I'm also sort of a 'it will happen if it's meant to happen' mentality.is a bit more committed to it.
about it. But our mothers?
Especially hers.
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