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Well, true. Socialist run by :dong: tater.
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And to be very clear, no one has been banned and there isn't a need to ban anyone at this point. However, this won't become a place where "COVID truther" bullshit or racism is allowed. If someone isn't on board for the fact that I'll be making those calls at my own discretion, this might not be the place for them.
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As long as we’re not kissing any rings, I’m cool. :lol:
Actually you and I are great examples, we disagree on some things, yet we are bros and text and shit out of DFD.
Yep, we align fairly closely on a lot of stuff but we have our differences. Happy to call you a bro, and your guidance/advice in the past has been immensely helpful.

Life would be hella boring if we were all the same.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:31 pm
[user not found] wrote:Oh dang Pex! Missed that comment! That's awesome!
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Ours was yesterday, 15 years which is :mindblown: to me. Had some French food and wine, was the next best thing to actually going somewhere.
:nice: what’d you guys do for french food? We have a few French restaurants around here, I’ve been and the food is tasty, but I can’t speak to any level of authenticity since I haven’t been to France and don’t really know much of their cuisine other than :fuckyeah: lots of bread/baguettes.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:15 pm

So how have you been man? Where are you guys at now?
Good. Still sober. Still in Grand Rapids.
Congrats man!
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 2:34 pmSup fuckers
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Here to spread covid :fakenews: ?
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:31 pm :dat:

Ours was yesterday, 15 years which is :mindblown: to me. Had some French food and wine, was the next best thing to actually going somewhere.
:nice: what’d you guys do for french food? We have a few French restaurants around here, I’ve been and the food is tasty, but I can’t speak to any level of authenticity since I haven’t been to France and don’t really know much of their cuisine other than :fuckyeah: lots of bread/baguettes.
We just kept it simple, no cooking involved. Baguette, saucisson, cornichons, a few different cheeses, and a few wines.

The :fancy: :meat: made the most difference vs basic Aldi stuff. D'Artagnan sells a duck saucisson which is absolutely incredible. The traditional pork version is also really great, like the best salami you've ever had.
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[user not found] wrote:To be clear, married ten years lady month, together 16 years. Next week.
Yeah I meant together for 15, the official wedding was only a few years ago since it took so long to be able to afford it. Luckily it fell on the same date so we only have one anniversary. 5/7 would recommend doing that intentionally if possible, it's :nice: to have a single date.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:21 pm
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:nice: what’d you guys do for french food? We have a few French restaurants around here, I’ve been and the food is tasty, but I can’t speak to any level of authenticity since I haven’t been to France and don’t really know much of their cuisine other than :fuckyeah: lots of bread/baguettes.
We just kept it simple, no cooking involved. Baguette, saucisson, cornichons, a few different cheeses, and a few wines.

The :fancy: :meat: made the most difference vs basic Aldi stuff. D'Artagnan sells a duck saucisson which is absolutely incredible. The traditional pork version is also really great, like the best salami you've ever had.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:24 pm
[user not found] wrote:To be clear, married ten years lady month, together 16 years. Next week.
Yeah I meant together for 15, the official wedding was only a few years ago since it took so long to be able to afford it. Luckily it fell on the same date so we only have one anniversary. 5/7 would recommend doing that intentionally if possible, it's :nice: to have a single date.
We wanted to do that, but the anniversary of our first meeting each other is in June and the year we were married she was studying for the bar that summer so we chose a day close to our first official date, in August.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:29 pm Update: Florida is still hot as balls
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:21 pm
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:nice: what’d you guys do for french food? We have a few French restaurants around here, I’ve been and the food is tasty, but I can’t speak to any level of authenticity since I haven’t been to France and don’t really know much of their cuisine other than :fuckyeah: lots of bread/baguettes.
We just kept it simple, no cooking involved. Baguette, saucisson, cornichons, a few different cheeses, and a few wines.

The :fancy: :meat: made the most difference vs basic Aldi stuff. D'Artagnan sells a duck saucisson which is absolutely incredible. The traditional pork version is also really great, like the best salami you've ever had.
Had to look up what saucisson is, but fuck that all sounds :drool: 5/7
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:24 pm
[user not found] wrote:To be clear, married ten years lady month, together 16 years. Next week.
Yeah I meant together for 15, the official wedding was only a few years ago since it took so long to be able to afford it. Luckily it fell on the same date so we only have one anniversary. 5/7 would recommend doing that intentionally if possible, it's :nice: to have a single date.
I always assumed the dating anniversary goes out the window once married, but I’m sure :tits: have different plans for that :lolol:
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:24 pm Yeah I meant together for 15, the official wedding was only a few years ago since it took so long to be able to afford it. Luckily it fell on the same date so we only have one anniversary. 5/7 would recommend doing that intentionally if possible, it's :nice: to have a single date.
I always assumed the dating anniversary goes out the window once married, but I’m sure :tits: have different plans for that Imageol:
:dat: is why it's a great lifehack to make them the same day. I didn't actually plan it that way but in hindsight it was smart.
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Fuck. I just had the greatest music-related career-type idea I've ever had. I don't think I have the skills to execute it properly in enough time to make it work out but I'm going to give it a shot.

The main thing I'm lacking, besides singing skills, is a band name. Any ideas for an 80s rock themed Trump cover band? Mr. Bigly is my first idea but it's not perfect.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:07 pmThe Orange Men
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Derp, I was excited and left out half of my original thought: the band name is Mr. Bigly.

First power ballad is "It Is What It Is"

First rocking song is "Very Fine People"

Third single is "Nasty Woman"
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You'll have to do a concept album/rock opera with 5 movements, maybe tracing the arc of his personal/professional/political life. The movements should be named:

Person
Woman
Man
Camera
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wap wrote:You'll have to do a concept album/rock opera with 5 movements, maybe tracing the arc of his personal/professional/political life. The movements should be named:

Person
Woman
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It’s the motherfucking weekend.

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Calvinball wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 2:34 pmSup fuckers
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Here to spread covid :fakenews: ?
Nope. Everything I know about it is the truth.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:24 pm
[user not found] wrote:To be clear, married ten years lady month, together 16 years. Next week.
Yeah I meant together for 15, the official wedding was only a few years ago since it took so long to be able to afford it. Luckily it fell on the same date so we only have one anniversary. 5/7 would recommend doing that intentionally if possible, it's :nice: to have a single date.
Similar. My wife and I have been together for 15 years, married for 7 because I had rude friends who kept getting married and I made so little money that it took forever to save up for a ring. I completely blame those friends because going to weddings is expensive.
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