I started out with a 1996 Plymouth Voyager Conversion Van in high school that I'm not sure I have any decent pictures of, but I'll look around one of these days.
That was followed up with moving to a 1992 Oldsmobile 88 Royale, which was a tank of a car. You legit just couldn't kill it no matter how hard you tried.
After I got my first (and current) full time gig solving the problems of the world one phone call at a time, I promptly did what any intelligent human who was 20 years old and making


The GTI eventually got itself some coilovers and some sharp wheels. It was also stupid low because I was stupid young.

Once the GTI hit around 100k miles, I decided it was time to move onto a more adult method of conveyance and bought a lightly-fart scened 2015 Honda Accord.

It was a solid adulting car, nothing to write home about, but comfy to drive for the hour-ish commute I had starting with the


It met it's unfortunate demise when I encountered a tree attempting to avoid a deer heading home late at night. However, that was only after a deer had run ITSELF into the car on two separate occasions, so I'm pretty sure it was actually cursed.

It was unceremoniously replaced with a 2017 Silk Blue Metallic VW Jetta that was a fine A to B car, but provided me zero in the way of excitement, but hey, it was cheap and got me where I needed to go.

It met a similarlty

During the ownership of the Accord, I purchased my 2007 Yamaha Roadstar to get a different kind of vehicular experience.
The thing is a dream to ride if you're into a cruiser style bike. All the power and sound of a Harley at at least half the cost. I'm probably


The most recent acquisition is


The 2019 Jetta is actually a marked improvement over the 2017 in my opinion. I don't hate driving it near as much and it does what it needs to do. It'll run forever and make a good first car for the angsty teenager of the

Until then, it's the motorcycles to entertain me and the wife.
TLDR: Had a fun car once, no longer has fun car, is not great at the driving, rides motorcycles sometimes.
Current stable:
2019 Platinum Gray Metallic Volkswagen Jetta

2010 Basque Red Honda Crosstour (Wife's)

2007 Yamaha Roadstar Silverado 1700 (Mine)

2009 Honda Shadow 750 (Wife's)
