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Detroit wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:08 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:55 pm

Our company is ramping up mortgage operations in San Antonio. We are offering sign on bonuses up to $7,500 even in this current environment
It's weird... refinancing is a huge opportunity right now, but combined with so many people likely not paying mortgages, it's a tough spot. Many places like your company, just sell the mortgages as fast as they can to the .gov. that happened to my last mortgage and the refi we just did. The question is if the fed will keep buying them in this climate.
I'm still betting that the answer is yes.
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Tarspin wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:48 pm

I'm still betting that the answer is yes.
:dat:. They really can't stop. Particularly now.
Canadian government and Fed is throwing money at anything that moves, it's part :lolol: and part :yikes:

Whatever, I'm applying for two grand per month as a business owner.
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that's fantastic
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razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:55 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:14 pm
The company is actually rebranding partially because of those implied association.

Rocket Mortgage is the big one, the parent company is Rock Central.

We'll see how it goes. My sister has been there for years and loves it
Our company is ramping up mortgage operations in San Antonio. We are offering sign on bonuses up to $7,500 even in this current environment
Mortgage police
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:03 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:55 pm

Our company is ramping up mortgage operations in San Antonio. We are offering sign on bonuses up to $7,500 even in this current environment
Mortgage police
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Welp, with the last remaining outlet I had being shut down now (all parks are now shut down so no more MTB) I’ll just get drunk and beat my wife. I have nothing else to do so why the fuck not?
See ya’ll later.
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Schitt's Creek series finale just finished. It was typically great and I'm gonna miss it.
The aftershow special is pretty :neat: , too.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:29 pm Welp, with the last remaining outlet I had being shut down now (all parks are now shut down so no more MTB) I’ll just get drunk and beat my wife. I have nothing else to do so why the fuck not?
See ya’ll later.
Makes sense.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote:Welp, with the last remaining outlet I had being shut down now (all parks are now shut down so no more MTB) I’ll just get drunk and beat my wife. I have nothing else to do so why the fuck not?
See ya’ll later.
There's this new thing, it's called literature.
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wap wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:34 pm
Apex wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:29 pm Welp, with the last remaining outlet I had being shut down now (all parks are now shut down so no more MTB) I’ll just get drunk and beat my wife. I have nothing else to do so why the fuck not?
See ya’ll later.
Makes sense.
It’s what the .gov is telling me to do.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:34 pm
Apex wrote:Welp, with the last remaining outlet I had being shut down now (all parks are now shut down so no more MTB) I’ll just get drunk and beat my wife. I have nothing else to do so why the fuck not?
See ya’ll later.
There's this new thing, it's called literature.
:notsure:

I spend 13+ hours a day reading at work. I want to actually do something.

Clearly I’m :wrong: as usual.
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Apex wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:29 pm Welp, with the last remaining outlet I had being shut down now (all parks are now shut down so no more MTB) I’ll just get drunk and beat my wife. I have nothing else to do so why the fuck not?
See ya’ll later.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:58 pm
Apex wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:29 pm Welp, with the last remaining outlet I had being shut down now (all parks are now shut down so no more MTB) I’ll just get drunk and beat my wife. I have nothing else to do so why the fuck not?
See ya’ll later.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:03 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:55 pm

Our company is ramping up mortgage operations in San Antonio. We are offering sign on bonuses up to $7,500 even in this current environment
Mortgage police
Mortgage Mall Cops, LLC.
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:30 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:03 pm

Mortgage police
Mortgage Mall Cops, LLC.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:38 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:30 pm

Mortgage Mall Cops, LLC.
:impressive:
Segways into frame with a great low rate!
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:40 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:38 pm

:impressive:
Segways into frame with a great low rate!
For a great low rate you can get online, go to the Mall Cops and save some time!
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Apex wrote:
troyguitar wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:34 pm There's this new thing, it's called literature.
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I spend 13+ hours a day reading at work. I want to actually do something.

Clearly I’m :wrong: as usual.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:27 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:40 pm

Segways into frame with a great low rate!
For a great low rate you can get online, go to the Mall Cops and save some time!
Get issued a fine for failing to comply With mandatory self-isolation from the Mall Cops while attempting to refinance your mortgage

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And I can’t even fucking sleep anymore. This is just fucking lovely. :rage: :angry: :rage: :angry:
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I should probably just get my work day started and fire up the work laptop already. Shouldn’t be slacking off and trying to sleep anyway.
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Apex wrote:And I can’t even fucking sleep anymore. This is just fucking lovely. :rage: :angry: :rage: :angry:
Welcome to my world! :thisisfine:
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