OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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I'm drunk. Wife is home. She told me not to drink because she doesn't want to give a bj all night.

Still drinking. Lol

Hopefully I still get to cum.


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[user not found] wrote:Who wants to fuck?

Sent from :[user not found]: and :alpo:

Meeeeeeeeeee
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Barnes93cb wrote:I'm drunk. Wife is home. She told me not to drink because she doesn't want to give a bj all night.

Still drinking. Lol

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wap wrote::rage: double post.
Noob
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Barnes93cb wrote:I'm drunk. Wife is home. She told me not to drink because she doesn't want to give a bj all night.

Still drinking. Lol

Hopefully I still get to cum.


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Sounds like you better download Cunny Lingus for Dinguses.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote:Everyone get their first official DFD e-mail?
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Barnes93cb wrote:I'm drunk. Wife is home. She told me not to drink because she doesn't want to give a bj all night.

Still drinking. Lol

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Nigga please



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wap wrote: :nope:
Check your mail and spam folders. Should've gotten an e-mail from admin@datforumdoe.com
Ok, got it. :like:
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New signature, directly relevant
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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If you tag him he will come? :iono:
Might cum doe?

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Nigga please



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DFD v2.0, now with moar Gustaf!
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Eating taco bell and watching the first fast and furious movie. :stig:
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troyguitar wrote:Eating taco bell and watching the first fast and furious movie. :stig:
Tuna, no crust
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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troyguitar wrote:Eating taco bell and watching the first fast and furious movie. :stig:
Rip Jesse, that mk1 jetta totally would have taken a s2k with a 250 shot instead of a 100 shot, no dangers to manifolds

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razr390 wrote: Tuna, no crust
Bullshit asshole, nobody likes the tuna here.
Dom HE'S A COP!!
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I should probably go to sleep.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I drank too much
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And drank no water. So i got that going for me
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What is everyone gonna do today?
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@neek
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wap wrote: :nope:
Check your mail and spam folders. Should've gotten an e-mail from admin@datforumdoe.com
I gots it.

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Hansgustaf wrote:What is everyone gonna do today?
Getting some more stuff outta the house, family photo shoot later, football, chili, beers, and being impatient to go see the future abode tomorrow.

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Hansgustaf wrote:What is everyone gonna do today?
Getting some more stuff outta the house, family photo shoot later, football, chili, beers, and being impatient to go see the future abode tomorrow.

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What town?
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