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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:05 pm
lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:57 pm Boring day at work. Dropping in to say hey.

Hey.
:hai:
You still have the M3?
I do! Still running strong despite being used up, according to DFD standards.
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lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:09 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:05 pm

:hai:
You still have the M3?
I do! Still running strong despite being used up, according to DFD standards.
How many miles on it at this point? Been treating you well overall? I always wanted an E46 despite everyone saying they're made of glass and overpriced.
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That sales rep I was talking about just left.. even better in person that she is in pictures.
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:11 am
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No, the stuff is legit items. Right now the most popular are golf clubs and dyson vacuums. It's nearly amazon levels of selection. I may just convert my points to an Amazon gift card...I have enough to get $250. :notbad:

I had no clue about any of this until someone told me I was in the top 3 most recognized for the month.
I didn't know what that meant until I went in the system. :mindblown:
That is pretty cool, gotta say. Just seems odd to me.
Yeah, that is nice.

We only do some company branded stuff and graphics cards, but it isn't based on perf, it's based on time. Everyone gets $25 per quarter in credits. Right now I have $425 sitting in there... probably about time to buy my wife some more hoodies and blankets and crap, it's been awhile.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:19 pm That sales rep I was talking about just left.. even better in person that she is in pictures.
Were you wearing your body paint shirt and super tight shorts?
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:19 pm That sales rep I was talking about just left.. even better in person that she is in pictures.
:datass: ??
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:22 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:19 pm That sales rep I was talking about just left.. even better in person that she is in pictures.
Were you wearing your body paint shirt and super tight shorts?
Hahah I'd joked about wearing an extra shmedium shirt today for it.

Regular slim-fitting t-shit, and some black jeans. Coworker buddy that knows I'm recently single made sure to drop a few hints about me while we were meeting her :lol:
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:22 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:19 pm That sales rep I was talking about just left.. even better in person that she is in pictures.
Were you wearing your body paint shirt and super tight shorts?
Or another animal shirt?

Image

I feel something like this lone would would be appropriate :hubba:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:24 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:19 pm That sales rep I was talking about just left.. even better in person that she is in pictures.
:datass: ??
Ass was kinda small, but still there. :tits: were there for sure. She's my ideal body type. I can get her in a gym and build a bigger ass if I want.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:36 pm

OVer under on how many days it takes for some local "artists" to decorate them with :dong: s and wannabe gang names?
Picnic tables need moar :neek:

PicNEEK tables.
:notbad:
:lolol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:06 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:11 am My company instituted this online system where people can recognize others for something that supports one of our new "corporate cultures". To me, it's always been a bone to :millennial: s that need participation awards.

Yesterday, I spoke up in a meeting about a decision I didn't like, which I always do, and apparently some exec heard about it and gave me points on the system. :rolleyes: just doing my job bro.
Problem is, I'm getting way more intrinsic value from it than I should be. Am I fucking :crang: ? :millennial: :disgust:

Better, it turns out these points are worth money or stuff (redeeming for stuff is a better deal). Logged into the system today and I have a shitload of points from these things I didn't know about. Apparently, I've been doing a good job for a while now.
:notbad: :millennial: :|
Wait, :wat:
You're getting gold star stickers on your crayon drawings because reasons? :wtf:

I mean, good for you I guess, might as well cash in and take advantage of the system and redeem your points for a small cheese pizza at Chuckie's or whatever, but :rolleyes:
I took a safety quiz at work once and won a Bose ipod dock from it :iono:

I was pretty :fuckyeah: about that for the rest of the week.
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lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:57 pm Boring day at work. Dropping in to say hey.

Hey.
:mindblown:

:hai:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:11 pm
lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:09 pm

I do! Still running strong despite being used up, according to DFD standards.
How many miles on it at this point? Been treating you well overall? I always wanted an E46 despite everyone saying they're made of glass and overpriced.
135k Miles now. I bought it 4 years ago with 98k miles. I have zero regrets about the purchase. It is the best car I’ve ever owned.

Overall it has treated me exceptionally well. I daily it, I’ve tracked it a few times, taken it on a couple trips to Tail of the Dragon, and it hasn’t disappointed me once in either of those areas.

If you aren’t opposed to doing your own work it’s honestly not an expensive car to maintain. Especially if a previous owner has already taken care of the rod bearings.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:19 pm That sales rep I was talking about just left.. even better in person that she is in pictures.
:well:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:27 pm
lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:57 pm Boring day at work. Dropping in to say hey.

Hey.
:mindblown:

:hai:
:hai:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:26 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:06 am
Wait, :wat:
You're getting gold star stickers on your crayon drawings because reasons? :wtf:

I mean, good for you I guess, might as well cash in and take advantage of the system and redeem your points for a small cheese pizza at Chuckie's or whatever, but :rolleyes:
I took a safety quiz at work once and won a Bose ipod dock from it :iono:

I was pretty :fuckyeah: about that for the rest of the week.
Took a quiz. Not aced it, or top-scored it. Just taking it won you a prize?
I'd like that too, but geez.
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:28 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:19 pm That sales rep I was talking about just left.. even better in person that she is in pictures.
:well:
I'll snag some in a minute..
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lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:27 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:11 pm

How many miles on it at this point? Been treating you well overall? I always wanted an E46 despite everyone saying they're made of glass and overpriced.
135k Miles now. I bought it 4 years ago with 98k miles. I have zero regrets about the purchase. It is the best car I’ve ever owned.

Overall it has treated me exceptionally well. I daily it, I’ve tracked it a few times, taken it on a couple trips to Tail of the Dragon, and it hasn’t disappointed me once in either of those areas.

If you aren’t opposed to doing your own work it’s honestly not an expensive car to maintain. Especially if a previous owner has already taken care of the rod bearings.
Rod bearing and subframe or something, I can't quite remember. I'd love to own one someday if I had a garage or driveway to work on it. It's in the bucket list for sure.

135k miles, oh wow. That's significant and I know you drive it pretty hard too. :impressive: !
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lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:29 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:27 pm

:mindblown:

:hai:
:hai:
What ever happened to that flooded Mazda you and Husbrandon rebuilt?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:28 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:19 pm That sales rep I was talking about just left.. even better in person that she is in pictures.
:well:
When did this become a thing? :notbad:
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:30 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:28 pm

:well:
I'll snag some in a minute..
:fuckyeah:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:31 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:28 pm

:well:
When did this become a thing? :notbad:
A few weeks back.
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:31 pm
lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:29 pm

:hai:
What ever happened to that flooded Mazda you and Husbrandon rebuilt?
The 2.5L frankenmazda that got painted yellow?
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:30 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:28 pm

:well:
I'll snag some in a minute..
:popcorn:
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Johnny, dat new avatar. :amaze: :bravo:
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