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Do Work, Son wrote: ↑Thu May 25, 2017 8:36 pm Worst feeling in the world is when your :dong: touches part of the bowl in a public restroom.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Wow, uncharacteristic afternoon dump. Here's hoping it goes well.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Do Work, Son wrote: ↑Thu May 25, 2017 8:42 pm Seriously. You might think "losing a child" or "being on fire" but having wang-on-porcelain contact outside the comfort of your own bathroom is definitely worse.
VERY true.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Do Work, Son wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2017 10:54 pm I really need an outlet by the toilet to top off the battery on here.
This is a good idea. Mobile media has completely replaced print media for me on the throne.

If I forget my phone, then I learn all about whats in shampoo.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 4:50 pm
Do Work, Son wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2017 10:54 pm I really need an outlet by the toilet to top off the battery on here.
This is a good idea. Mobile media has completely replaced print media for me on the throne.

If I forget my phone, then I learn all about whats in shampoo.
LOL for real!

First pewp o' the day :shock:
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Drank too much last night. But it was all :gay: fruit drinks made in the blender, so I don't feel terrible...but this :poop: says otherwise.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Checking in, been brewing for awhile. How was everyone's Saturday?
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How are you lads?
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Do Work, Son wrote: ↑Wed May 31, 2017 9:08 pm How are you lads?
Are you talking to your :balls: ?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Wow, that Mexican food last night was a great idea at the time. Not so much now.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I had an emergency assplotion last night, weird because I ate basic, healthy food yesterday. Must've been the burger backup.

Then I discovered my room's toilet hasn't been fixed. I had to spend 20 minutes fixing myself sans tools because I didn't want to put a maintenance person through that.
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D Griff wrote: ↑Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:38 am I had an emergency assplotion last night, weird because I ate basic, healthy food yesterday. Must've been the burger backup.

Then I discovered my room's toilet hasn't been fixed. I had to spend 20 minutes fixing myself sans tools because I didn't want to put a maintenance person through that.
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So anyone heard any good jokes lately?
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