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Been waiting for you to show up. Get yourself a real avatar and stay forever.
Srsly dude. Do you even avatar? :bruh:
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nuggstein wrote:Also, confirmed date 2 with teacher girl. She said she wants to go to a bar and go dancing. I can't dance, but I said I would like to go dancing with her and she got happy.
dancing is fun, load up on liquid courage and have fun. Also its a preview of how good of a lay she is...
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lagunasecaballs wrote:My grandmother used to drag me to church when my parents would leave us at her place. So as if it weren't torture enough to go to church and Sunday School every weekend and stand around for another hour or so while she chatted with like 100 people, she'd dress me like a little clone of her. So I'd wear ridiculous old lady clothes (lots of frills and things 2 sizes too big), and she'd leave my hair in curling irons all night so I had a white girl 'fro in the morning. I looked like a poverty Shirley Temple.
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Dancing in a club is sex with clothes on. Pure and simple.
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lagunasecaballs wrote:
nuggstein wrote:We need like buttons.

Also, I am unsure of the kind of dancing.
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lagunasecaballs wrote:
nuggstein wrote:We need like buttons.

Also, I am unsure of the kind of dancing.
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Whoa, first double post of DFD 2.0. :fuckyeah:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: dancing is fun, load up on liquid courage and have fun. Also its a preview of how good of a lay she is...
All :dat:

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Man, y'all some postwhoring fools.
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Hansgustaf wrote:
wap wrote: Been waiting for you to show up. Get yourself a real avatar and stay forever.
Srsly dude. Do you even avatar? :bruh:
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Melon wrote:Dancing in a club is sex with clothes on. Pure and simple.
That reminds me of what my granwappy always said, clothes in a club is like dancing with your sex on.
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Melon wrote:Dancing in a club is sex with clothes on. Pure and simple.
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And don't text her while you're on the dance floor!
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wap wrote:
Melon wrote:Dancing in a club is sex with clothes on. Pure and simple.
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And don't text her while you're on the dance floor!
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Snapchat, gotta snap mah sweet moves :bruh:
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Melon wrote:Man, y'all some postwhoring fools.
you're a towel :gaydance:
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Melon wrote:Man, y'all some postwhoring fools.

DFD has standards all the sudden? :iono:


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Hansgustaf wrote: That reminds me of what my granwappy always said, clothes in a club is like dancing with your sex on.
Poor grampy and his poor understanding of grammar.
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Hansgustaf wrote:
Melon wrote:Man, y'all some postwhoring fools.

DFD has standards all the sudden? :iono:


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I'm just jelly of them sweet post count stats.
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I guess there's a default subject for every post
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Thedude wrote:I guess there's a default subject for every post

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Calvinball wrote:Which one is it, I see two.
Nevermind, figured it out.

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Care to enlighten some un-named old farts who may be slower to figure this shit out? Srsly, which one is it?
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Actually i dont like this. Googer fone? :disgust: :gag:
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[user not found] wrote:The one with the logo

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Where is high pants penisbag?
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[user not found] wrote:The one with the logo

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Which fucking logo, robutt??
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