OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong

[lagunasecaballs]

We need like buttons.

Also, I am unsure of the kind of dancing.

[coogles]

We need like buttons.

Also, I am unsure of the kind of dancing.

[Calvinball]

You are way too active late at night for a family man.

Kids are sleepin. What should I be doin? I am gonna go read in a little bit.

[Calvinball]

Hi

Eating steak. Yum

[Calvinball]

Just had a breakfast sandwich and eating some taters

[Calvinball]

I could easily hit 500 today on my own if these DNS issues would resolve.

I have faith.

[Calvinball]

I'm pooping.

[Calvinball]

morning

[Apex]

This site is great on my iTrude 7.

[Calvinball]

Also, confirmed date 2 with teacher girl. She said she wants to go to a bar and go dancing. I can't dance, but I said I would like to go dancing with her and she got happy.

dancing is fun, load up on liquid courage and have fun. Also its a preview of how good of a lay she is...

[Calvinball]

My grandmother used to drag me to church when my parents would leave us at her place. So as if it weren't torture enough to go to church and Sunday School every weekend and stand around for another hour or so while she chatted with like 100 people, she'd dress me like a little clone of her. So I'd wear ridiculous old lady clothes (lots of frills and things 2 sizes too big), and she'd leave my hair in curling irons all night so I had a white girl 'fro in the morning. I looked like a poverty Shirley Temple.

in4pics

[Calvinball]

I am unsure what you are asking about.

I was raised Jewish. I do not follow any sort of religion. More agnostic/deist than anything. Why?

TBH, Louisiana is mostly Catholic, and fucking Baptist. Noy many Jews, so I don't really get exposed to much antisemitism (Which is good, b/c I don't get the hate of Jewish people at all). As such, I am woefully ignorant to all the terminology.

What is a Zionist? What's that all about?'
Kinda wondering what's your take on it all.

Zionism is more a political movement and is the crux of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. Basically, it is based on the idea that the Jewish historical homeland is modern Israel, and Zionism is the political movement to establish/maintain that.

[Calvinball]

I can fap to all this

[Calvinball]

Which one is it, I see two.

[wap]

Good morning New DFD

[Calvinball]

Which one is it, I see two.

Nevermind, figured it out.



Sent from the beer depository

[Hansgustaf]

Good morning New DFD

Brrrow


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[wap]

Man, I haven't cleaned my keyboard at work in a while. This thing is

I had a rather hirsute coworker once who blew out his keyboard with a can of air and a shit ton of little hairs came flying out. I immediately realized it was hair from his forearms and the back of his hands.

[Hansgustaf]

Man, I haven't cleaned my keyboard at work in a while. This thing is

I had a rather hirsute coworker once who blew out his keyboard with a can of air and a shit ton of little hairs came flying out. I immediately realized it was hair from his forearms and the back of his hands.

This makes me:




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[wap]

morning

Serious question.

Are you Jewish, not in origin, but were you raised in the church?

[Hansgustaf]

Looking for much more Ron Swanson. Looking at you [user not found].

[Melon]

Thanks for answering my Jewish questions that I couldn't be bothered to Google.

[Melon]

Serious question.

Are you Jewish, not in origin, but were you raised in the church?

[wap]

Balls

Been waiting for you to show up. Get yourself a real avatar and stay forever.

[Hansgustaf]

Serious question.

Are you Jewish, not in origin, but were you raised in the church?