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Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:54 pm


Years ago I worked with a guy in Baton Rouge named Donovan. Cool cat, and good enough guy, but jumps around a bit. He currently works in NOLA. We talk fairly often and help each other out when either of us need anything. Today I called him just to shoot the shit and catch up, and that's when he cuts me off and says "Hey man, let me call you back. Some lady just walked into the showroom floor with a basketball goal."

He calls me back- "Dude, you're not gonna believe this shit."

She was looking for a job. She kept saying "I got goals." She wanted to prove she was goal oriented.
She was arrested. While in the back of the cop car she kept screaming "I GOT GOALS! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM MY GOALS!"

Do you see the fucking basketball goal? Like a legit basketball goalImageImageImageImageImage

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Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:04 pm

ChalupaBatman wrote:
Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:54 pm
Years ago I worked with a guy in Baton Rouge named Donovan. Cool cat, and good enough guy, but jumps around a bit. He currently works in NOLA. We talk fairly often and help each other out when either of us need anything. Today I called him just to shoot the shit and catch up, and that's when he cuts me off and says "Hey man, let me call you back. Some lady just walked into the showroom floor with a basketball goal."

He calls me back- "Dude, you're not gonna believe this shit."

She was looking for a job. She kept saying "I got goals." She wanted to prove she was goal oriented.
She was arrested. While in the back of the cop car she kept screaming "I GOT GOALS! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM MY GOALS!"

Do you see the fucking basketball goal? Like a legit basketball goalImageImageImageImageImage

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I'd think there are easier goals to haul around. I admire her commitment though.
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I'm impressed, confused, horny, and disturbed
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Bender wrote:
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I'm impressed, confused, horny, and disturbed
How is that different than any other day?
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4zilch wrote:
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Bender wrote:
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I'm impressed, confused, horny, and disturbed
How is that different than any other day?
I'm generally not confused.
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ChalupaBatman wrote:
Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:54 pm
Years ago I worked with a guy in Baton Rouge named Donovan. Cool cat, and good enough guy, but jumps around a bit. He currently works in NOLA. We talk fairly often and help each other out when either of us need anything. Today I called him just to shoot the shit and catch up, and that's when he cuts me off and says "Hey man, let me call you back. Some lady just walked into the showroom floor with a basketball goal."

He calls me back- "Dude, you're not gonna believe this shit."

She was looking for a job. She kept saying "I got goals." She wanted to prove she was goal oriented.
She was arrested. While in the back of the cop car she kept screaming "I GOT GOALS! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM MY GOALS!"

Do you see the fucking basketball goal? Like a legit basketball goalImageImageImageImageImage

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Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:07 pm

Bender wrote:
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How is that different than any other day?
I'm generally not confused.
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4zilch wrote:
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I'm impressed, confused, horny, and disturbed
How is that different than any other day?
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Bender wrote:
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How is that different than any other day?
I'm generally not confused.
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ChalupaBatman wrote:
Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:54 pm
Years ago I worked with a guy in Baton Rouge named Donovan. Cool cat, and good enough guy, but jumps around a bit. He currently works in NOLA. We talk fairly often and help each other out when either of us need anything. Today I called him just to shoot the shit and catch up, and that's when he cuts me off and says "Hey man, let me call you back. Some lady just walked into the showroom floor with a basketball goal."

He calls me back- "Dude, you're not gonna believe this shit."

She was looking for a job. She kept saying "I got goals." She wanted to prove she was goal oriented.
She was arrested. While in the back of the cop car she kept screaming "I GOT GOALS! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM MY GOALS!"

Do you see the fucking basketball goal? Like a legit basketball goal

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hory sheet :bruh:

:dead: :lolol: also, in4pics of goal oriented femail.

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Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:59 pm

I wonder what they did with the basketball goal... evidence?

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I wonder what they did with the basketball goal... evidence?

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Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:29 pm

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ChalupaBatman wrote:
Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:59 pm
I wonder what they did with the basketball goal... evidence?

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Service department got hoops to shoot with the detailer crew on lunch break now
Po po took it. Looks like little Timmy will be getting a bball goal.

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Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:48 pm

This is the best thing I've read in a while.

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I got goaaaaaaaaaals brah.

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Basketball goals :lolgasm:

Yo did you see how lebron made that 3
Point goal, brahhhhh
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5/7 forum contribution. :bravo:
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