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Tarspin wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:01 pm
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So your :gorf: cost you $61k then. :math:
No, 2019 :gorf: plus one year of fellatio rental at 22k cost 61k. :science:
Ah. Got it. :like:
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wap wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:05 pm
Tarspin wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:01 pm

No, 2019 :gorf: plus one year of fellatio rental at 22k cost 61k. :science:
Ah. Got it. :like:
Truth be told, owning a :gorf: means taking a financial bath the first year too. My 17is probably worth 32k, or 75% new. It is what it is, great car :doe:
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Fucking Ron. :lol: Every drive would be an adventure with that one.
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Tarspin wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:34 pm
wap wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:05 pm

Ah. Got it. :like:
Truth be told, owning a :gorf: means taking a financial bath the first year too. My 17is probably worth 32k, or 75% new. It is what it is, great car :doe:
Pretty much par for the course with car ownershit, this is the entire reason :plac: :math: was invented.

Speaking of which, anyone know how he’s doing with his latest :turboyaris: ?
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D Griff wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:02 am
Tarspin wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:34 pm

Truth be told, owning a :gorf: means taking a financial bath the first year too. My 17is probably worth 32k, or 75% new. It is what it is, great car :doe:
Pretty much par for the course with car ownershit, this is the entire reason :plac: :math: was invented.

Speaking of which, anyone know how he’s doing with his latest :turboyaris: ?
You mean his current white mk7.5? Its stage 1 last i checked
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[user not found] wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:33 am
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:23 am

You mean his current white mk7.5? Its stage 1 last i checked
R or GTI?
:turboyaris: he doesn’t have :gorf: money after all the :plac: :math:
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[user not found] wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:33 am
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:23 am

You mean his current white mk7.5? Its stage 1 last i checked
R or GTI?
Gti
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D Griff wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:46 am
[user not found] wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:33 am

R or GTI?
:turboyaris: he doesn’t have :gorf: money after all the :plac: :math:
Plac profit

Saving money to go to a cheaper car, spends money on mods
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:05 am
D Griff wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:46 am

:turboyaris: he doesn’t have :gorf: money after all the :plac: :math:
Plac profit

Saving money to go to a cheaper car, spends money on mods
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fledonfoot wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:56 pm If you want anything Cobb, let me know.
Definitely will. No tuna for the 2019 yet doe
As in you don’t want to yet?

https://www.cobbtuning.com/products/sta ... mk7-golf-r Shows for 2019 models in my catalog.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:57 pm
fledonfoot wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:49 pm

As in you don’t want to yet?

https://www.cobbtuning.com/products/sta ... mk7-golf-r Shows for 2019 models in my catalog.
Literally must be updated since Thursday when I last looked. The security gateways on the 19s are different so some folks are having to do some additional work.

I'll let you know when. Probably not immediately.
You'll appreciate the tuna more after driving without it for a bit.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:57 pm
fledonfoot wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:49 pm

As in you don’t want to yet?

https://www.cobbtuning.com/products/sta ... mk7-golf-r Shows for 2019 models in my catalog.
Literally must be updated since Thursday when I last looked. The security gateways on the 19s are different so some folks are having to do some additional work.

I'll let you know when. Probably not immediately.
I think my cost on that is in the 850 range plus shipping.
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[user not found] wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:08 am So as you all know I've ditched the Alfa and picked up a :gorf:.

Car Deets:
2019 :gorf:
Manual
White with Black wheels

Already ordered a the AWE Switch Path exhaust. I suspect I'll do simple bolt ons for now, tunes aren't yet available for the 19s and I like the long warranty.

Pics coming later. All the ones I have right now are the worst of the worst potato quality.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:47 pm
fledonfoot wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:04 pm
I think my cost on that is in the 850 range plus shipping.
Notbad! What about just an AP?
$530ish with shipping.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:32 am I want an intake. For no reason.


Bleeder Block Install - do I need to flush clutch fluid as well (or will I lose some)?
:iono: mang. I know you're used to super expensive parts on the alfa but intakes don't seem to make much sense on the Mk7. Especially since half of them just reuse the bottom of the stock intake box.

The only thing that seems like it'd help is a new duct portion of the intake to open up the driver side.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:37 am
Gberg2119 wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:35 am

:iono: mang. I know you're used to super expensive parts on the alfa but intakes don't seem to make much sense on the Mk7. Especially since half of them just reuse the bottom of the stock intake box.

The only thing that seems like it'd help is a new duct portion of the intake to open up the driver side.
Oh I'm totally aware it's pointless hahaha
I was looking at the AFE intake as it seems to be the only one that's moderately priced. It reuses the bottom of the stock box but you can also get a cover for it so it's not just a hot air intake.

This thing from ECS seems like a good option. I just wish someone would make it in plastic at half the price.

https://www.ecstuning.com/b-ecs-parts/k ... 08ecs01kt/
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:54 am
Gberg2119 wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:45 am

I was looking at the AFE intake as it seems to be the only one that's moderately priced. It reuses the bottom of the stock box but you can also get a cover for it so it's not just a hot air intake.

This thing from ECS seems like a good option. I just wish someone would make it in plastic at half the price.

https://www.ecstuning.com/b-ecs-parts/k ... 08ecs01kt/
Did you do the bleeder block?
I have it but I took it to AWE for install. You don't need to flush the system, you'll just lose a little bit of fluid during the change. And obviously after it's installed you'll have to bleed it too.
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I dig the black wheels. Car looks sharp! :like:
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