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:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:07 pm
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Pick me a vanity plate
Why haven’t you done B3NDR yet?
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MexicanYarisTK wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:50 pm
No tune is a smart idea considering the warranty, grab the sequential tails and awe exhaust, DONE!
:bruh: 1k for tail lights ain't worth it. Especially when the standard ones on the 7.5 are plenty nice.

Only worth it if you can get a smokin :dill: like tarspin did.
:notwrong: I have bought LEDs for the :turboyaris: but not my mk7, cause it wasn't necessary for me to justify the cost, the new tails are cool too, but sequentials mannn those things are just :megusta:
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wap wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:27 pm
BUTTPLG
S3XXTOY
SAUSAGE
R3AREND
Fucking Ron. :lol: Every drive would be an adventure with that one.
max225 wrote: You can't "hoon" a pos like that. You can however set up a methlab.

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So as you all know I've ditched the Alfa and picked up a :gorf:.

Car Deets:
2019 :gorf:
Manual
White with Black wheels

Already ordered a the AWE Switch Path exhaust. I suspect I'll do simple bolt ons for now, tunes aren't yet available for the 19s and I like the long warranty.

Pics coming later. All the ones I have right now are the worst of the worst potato quality.
How much did they give you for the Alfa?
max225 wrote: You can't "hoon" a pos like that. You can however set up a methlab.

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Desertbreh wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:53 pm
Bender wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:08 am
So as you all know I've ditched the Alfa and picked up a :gorf:.

Car Deets:
2019 :gorf:
Manual
White with Black wheels

Already ordered a the AWE Switch Path exhaust. I suspect I'll do simple bolt ons for now, tunes aren't yet available for the 19s and I like the long warranty.

Pics coming later. All the ones I have right now are the worst of the worst potato quality.
How much did they give you for the Alfa?
52 :plac: profitz

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max225 wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:11 pm
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How much did they give you for the Alfa?
52 :plac: profitz
That's :notbad:
max225 wrote: You can't "hoon" a pos like that. You can however set up a methlab.

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How much did they give you for the Alfa?
52 :plac: profitz
Well... A 22,000 dollar loss.
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!

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52 :plac: profitz
That's :notbad:
Nah it was right in the range of fair
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Bender wrote:
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52 :plac: profitz
Well... A 22,000 dollar loss.
52 - 39 = you gained $13k, no? You lost $74k in 2018 but that was already spent.

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troyguitar wrote:
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Bender wrote:
Well... A 22,000 dollar loss.
52 - 39 = you gained $13k, no? You lost $74k in 2018 but that was already spent.
Have you never done a balance sheet?

74k loss realized in 2018
Offset by 52k gained in 2019
Loss adjustment in 2018 resulting in adjusted loss of 22k

In 2019 I have spent 39k.
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!

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Desertbreh wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:49 pm
wap wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:27 pm
BUTTPLG
S3XXTOY
SAUSAGE
R3AREND
Fucking Ron. :lol: Every drive would be an adventure with that one.
:lolol: :fuckyeah:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Bender wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:55 pm
troyguitar wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:39 pm
52 - 39 = you gained $13k, no? You lost $74k in 2018 but that was already spent.
Have you never done a balance sheet?

74k loss realized in 2018
Offset by 52k gained in 2019
Loss adjustment in 2018 resulting in adjusted loss of 22k

In 2019 I have spent 39k.
So your :gorf: cost you $61k then. :math:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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wap wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:44 pm
Bender wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:55 pm


Have you never done a balance sheet?

74k loss realized in 2018
Offset by 52k gained in 2019
Loss adjustment in 2018 resulting in adjusted loss of 22k

In 2019 I have spent 39k.
So your :gorf: cost you $61k then. :math:
No, 2019 :gorf: plus one year of fellatio rental at 22k cost 61k. :science:

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Tarspin wrote:
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wap wrote:
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So your :gorf: cost you $61k then. :math:
No, 2019 :gorf: plus one year of fellatio rental at 22k cost 61k. :science:
Ah. Got it. :like:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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wap wrote:
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No, 2019 :gorf: plus one year of fellatio rental at 22k cost 61k. :science:
Ah. Got it. :like:
Truth be told, owning a :gorf: means taking a financial bath the first year too. My 17is probably worth 32k, or 75% new. It is what it is, great car :doe:

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1. 4R SOME
2. ARRRRR
3. GORF
4. 1342 (firing order for 2.0 engine)

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wap wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:40 pm
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Fucking Ron. :lol: Every drive would be an adventure with that one.
:lolol: :fuckyeah:
I hereby christen this v dub as the buttplug. It is certainly shaped like one. Nice sex toy Paul..
max225 wrote: You can't "hoon" a pos like that. You can however set up a methlab.

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Tarspin wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:01 am
wap wrote:
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So your :gorf: cost you $61k then. :math:
No, 2019 :gorf: plus one year of fellatio rental at 22k cost 61k. :science:
This is the most accurate inaccurate representation :lolol:
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Couple more things ordered:

ECS Trunk Pop Kit
OBDEleven
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Tarspin wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:34 am
wap wrote:
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Ah. Got it. :like:
Truth be told, owning a :gorf: means taking a financial bath the first year too. My 17is probably worth 32k, or 75% new. It is what it is, great car :doe:
Pretty much par for the course with car ownershit, this is the entire reason :plac: :math: was invented.

Speaking of which, anyone know how he’s doing with his latest :turboyaris: ?

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Zillon wrote:
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Honesty is the best :alpo: policy.
check my yarii fools @tkmk777

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D Griff wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:02 am
Tarspin wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:34 am


Truth be told, owning a :gorf: means taking a financial bath the first year too. My 17is probably worth 32k, or 75% new. It is what it is, great car :doe:
Pretty much par for the course with car ownershit, this is the entire reason :plac: :math: was invented.

Speaking of which, anyone know how he’s doing with his latest :turboyaris: ?
You mean his current white mk7.5? Its stage 1 last i checked
Zillon wrote:
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Honesty is the best :alpo: policy.
check my yarii fools @tkmk777

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