OT 16: A pirate's life for me!

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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:04 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 3:56 pm

Yeah, thats what you gotta do when you been texting to this girl everyday that you met right before new years and lives 70 miles away from me. With both having busy schedules and all that shit. I even offered to come to Bmore so she won't drive as much, but oh i got this fam bullshit, but we still hangout when she visits to dc like when she goes to concerts or visits with college friends (but only 2 of us that hangout btw) etc etc etc, her parents still don't know about me and then decided to be like "i wanna hangout as friends this time" then i shot her a super long text which caused us to fight, then we stopped talking for almost few weeks straight until she decided to text me when we decided to go to a Galantis concert. We hungout talked and what not and asked me when my next show towards the end, which translates to i wanna see you more. So I decided to persuade this white lie in an effort to see her, which what ive been told by my turkish friends, which was 5/7 and i was :fuckyeah:
for that much effort you better be :dock: ing
Her initiation helped to be in the state where we are today, so yeah soon enough it'll happen
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:13 pm i cant wait for game of thrones to be over so i can stop fucking hearing about it
:word: and then in a few years I might finally watch it all.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:13 pm i cant wait for game of thrones to be over so i can stop fucking hearing about it
Just put an arrow in their knee and be done with it.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:19 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:13 pm i cant wait for game of thrones to be over so i can stop fucking hearing about it
:word: and then in a few years I might finally watch it all.
I haven't watched an episode yet. :iono:
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Apex wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:28 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:19 pm

:word: and then in a few years I might finally watch it all.
I haven't watched an episode yet. :iono:
Same. There’s a high probability that I never will, but maybe one day I’ll get a weird itch to check it out. Need to let the hype die down first doe.
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Apex wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:28 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:19 pm

:word: and then in a few years I might finally watch it all.
I haven't watched an episode yet. :iono:
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i cant get sucked into another yuge fantasy world.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 4:13 pm i cant wait for game of thrones to be over so i can stop fucking hearing about it
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 3:56 pm

Yeah, thats what you gotta do when you been texting to this girl everyday that you met right before new years and lives 70 miles away from me. With both having busy schedules and all that shit. I even offered to come to Bmore so she won't drive as much, but oh i got this fam bullshit, but we still hangout when she visits to dc like when she goes to concerts or visits with college friends (but only 2 of us that hangout btw) etc etc etc, her parents still don't know about me and then decided to be like "i wanna hangout as friends this time" then i shot her a super long text which caused us to fight, then we stopped talking for almost few weeks straight until she decided to text me when we decided to go to a Galantis concert. We hungout talked and what not and asked me when my next show towards the end, which translates to i wanna see you more. So I decided to persuade this white lie in an effort to see her, which what ive been told by my turkish friends, which was 5/7 and i was :fuckyeah:
Holy :wat:

High School drama.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galantis

I had to google this today, not too many hours after googling what the hell a YEEZY was (Zhukov, your knowledge of the street value of said YEEZY is highly suspect.) Meanwhile we've got Irish telling me he's never used Uber or Lyft because he watched a lot of John Wayne movies as a kid. The generational gap has been strong lately.

Also, hint to Irish....the primary reason you do not use Uber or Lyft is because you are on the wagon. Had you remained off, you would find a taxi app on your phone an indispensable weapon in avoiding a DUI. Also, you need to get out of Hershey a bit more. Out of town travel is its other primary use. Unless you are Crang or the Turk, then you use it like a condom in a whorehouse full of syphilis.
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:06 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 3:56 pm

Yeah, thats what you gotta do when you been texting to this girl everyday that you met right before new years and lives 70 miles away from me. With both having busy schedules and all that shit. I even offered to come to Bmore so she won't drive as much, but oh i got this fam bullshit, but we still hangout when she visits to dc like when she goes to concerts or visits with college friends (but only 2 of us that hangout btw) etc etc etc, her parents still don't know about me and then decided to be like "i wanna hangout as friends this time" then i shot her a super long text which caused us to fight, then we stopped talking for almost few weeks straight until she decided to text me when we decided to go to a Galantis concert. We hungout talked and what not and asked me when my next show towards the end, which translates to i wanna see you more. So I decided to persuade this white lie in an effort to see her, which what ive been told by my turkish friends, which was 5/7 and i was :fuckyeah:
Holy :wat:

High School drama.
her fault not mine, but its resolved. Also she is close with her family more than even me, and thats even too much for murican standards in my case. Because #foreignproblems, and this isn't the first time i've been hearing this sort of shit happening with some azn's and latina's and so on. I was this close to be done with her for good until she decided to text me out of the blue, I thought hard to even start to continue to talk to her to begin with, until things will begin to move forward more, i'm still swimming through bumble.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:45 pm
[user not found] wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:06 pm

Holy :wat:

High School drama.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galantis

I had to google this today, not too many hours after googling what the hell a YEEZY was (Zhukov, your knowledge of the street value of said YEEZY is highly suspect.) Meanwhile we've got Irish telling me he's never used Uber or Lyft because he watched a lot of John Wayne movies as a kid. The generational gap has been strong lately.

Also, hint to Irish....the primary reason you do not use Uber or Lyft is because you are on the wagon. Had you remained off, you would find a taxi app on your phone an indispensable weapon in avoiding a DUI. Also, you need to get out of Hershey a bit more. Out of town travel is its other primary use. Unless you are Crang or the Turk, then you use it like a condom in a whorehouse full of syphilis.
How the fuck did I get categorized to Crang to begin with? Atleast I don't cry about being ghosted with girls I barely knew. For the record, :crang: is a real pussy, and second, :crang: and I live in liberal shitholes (among with few others) where uber/lyft is more ideal and cheaper than yellow cabs where you pay $30 for 5 miles.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:55 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:45 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galantis

I had to google this today, not too many hours after googling what the hell a YEEZY was (Zhukov, your knowledge of the street value of said YEEZY is highly suspect.) Meanwhile we've got Irish telling me he's never used Uber or Lyft because he watched a lot of John Wayne movies as a kid. The generational gap has been strong lately.

Also, hint to Irish....the primary reason you do not use Uber or Lyft is because you are on the wagon. Had you remained off, you would find a taxi app on your phone an indispensable weapon in avoiding a DUI. Also, you need to get out of Hershey a bit more. Out of town travel is its other primary use. Unless you are Crang or the Turk, then you use it like a condom in a whorehouse full of syphilis.
How the fuck did I get categorized to Crang to begin with? Atleast I don't cry about being ghosted with girls I barely knew. For the record, :crang: is a real pussy, and second, :crang: and I live in liberal shitholes where uber/lyft is more ideal and cheaper than yellow cabs where you pay $30 for 5 miles.
Mostly by age but these last two posts of yours have you channeling him like a boss.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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TK, just tell the old man to go yell at a cloud. No real investment in comparing you with :crang:, just poking fun at these high drama young people's dating games.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:58 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:55 pm

How the fuck did I get categorized to Crang to begin with? Atleast I don't cry about being ghosted with girls I barely knew. For the record, :crang: is a real pussy, and second, :crang: and I live in liberal shitholes where uber/lyft is more ideal and cheaper than yellow cabs where you pay $30 for 5 miles.
Mostly by age but these last two posts of yours have you channeling him like a boss.
ahh the typical :millennial: and i'm also not over the fact that he fucked zilhuge over. I guess thats enough.
But that said, using dating sites to get girls/boys w/e floats your boat and riding in strangers personal vehicles as "taxi" are pretty much the norm among young adults and teenagers. It is also harder to get girls in a more old fashioned way nowadays because of these platforms too :sad: I used to be against it until recently and what do u know.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 7:06 pm TK, just tell the old man to go yell at a cloud. No real investment in comparing you with :crang:, just poking fun at these high drama young people's dating games.
it's :sad: really, thats the new norm now for my gen, with few exceptions, like :narc: for example. I'd probably blame tech or whoever fuck created dating sites. There's even a rumor in France someone made a dating app that for girls below 17, like :gtfo:
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Who dis crang guy
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800 just because
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 7:27 pm Who dis crang guy
search kosher crangshaft thread

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:45 pm
[user not found] wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:06 pm

Holy :wat:

High School drama.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galantis

I had to google this today, not too many hours after googling what the hell a YEEZY was (Zhukov, your knowledge of the street value of said YEEZY is highly suspect.) Meanwhile we've got Irish telling me he's never used Uber or Lyft because he watched a lot of John Wayne movies as a kid. The generational gap has been strong lately.

Also, hint to Irish....the primary reason you do not use Uber or Lyft is because you are on the wagon. Had you remained off, you would find a taxi app on your phone an indispensable weapon in avoiding a DUI. Also, you need to get out of Hershey a bit more. Out of town travel is its other primary use. Unless you are Crang or the Turk, then you use it like a condom in a whorehouse full of syphilis.
Yeah, I was just fucking around. I am quite aware of the real reasons I don't use it.
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Irish wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 7:54 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:45 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galantis

I had to google this today, not too many hours after googling what the hell a YEEZY was (Zhukov, your knowledge of the street value of said YEEZY is highly suspect.) Meanwhile we've got Irish telling me he's never used Uber or Lyft because he watched a lot of John Wayne movies as a kid. The generational gap has been strong lately.

Also, hint to Irish....the primary reason you do not use Uber or Lyft is because you are on the wagon. Had you remained off, you would find a taxi app on your phone an indispensable weapon in avoiding a DUI. Also, you need to get out of Hershey a bit more. Out of town travel is its other primary use. Unless you are Crang or the Turk, then you use it like a condom in a whorehouse full of syphilis.
Yeah, I was just fucking around. I am quite aware of the real reasons I don't use it.
:dat: When was your last Galantis concert?
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What in the fuck.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:45 pm
[user not found] wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:06 pm

Holy :wat:

High School drama.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galantis

I had to google this today, not too many hours after googling what the hell a YEEZY was (Zhukov, your knowledge of the street value of said YEEZY is highly suspect.) Meanwhile we've got Irish telling me he's never used Uber or Lyft because he watched a lot of John Wayne movies as a kid. The generational gap has been strong lately.

Also, hint to Irish....the primary reason you do not use Uber or Lyft is because you are on the wagon. Had you remained off, you would find a taxi app on your phone an indispensable weapon in avoiding a DUI. Also, you need to get out of Hershey a bit more. Out of town travel is its other primary use. Unless you are Crang or the Turk, then you use it like a condom in a whorehouse full of syphilis.
:hai:
Never-user here, too, and I am definitely not on the wagon.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:58 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 6:55 pm

How the fuck did I get categorized to Crang to begin with? Atleast I don't cry about being ghosted with girls I barely knew. For the record, :crang: is a real pussy, and second, :crang: and I live in liberal shitholes where uber/lyft is more ideal and cheaper than yellow cabs where you pay $30 for 5 miles.
Mostly by age but these last two posts of yours have you channeling him like a boss.
:lolol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 8:22 pm What in the fuck.
:dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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