OT 14: No Luck for Old Men

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dubshow wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:32 am
D Griff wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:27 am

Yeah, despite the fact that the video wasn't graphic or anything... still pretty dark and disturbing. Sure, the guy was a moron and walked into it, but that doesn't make it an easy pill to swallow.
Its real dark. I was also temp banned on imgur with in 10 mins of posting the memes of the story. :wtf: Has like 14 likes and a number of people asking about it and commenting and then the down votes poured in quickly and boom. banned.

there was nothing grahpic and no gore. twas but memes. Imgur has yet to tell me which rule I broke.
permaban incoming
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My brother got engaged. Lisa is not exactly happy with me, lol.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:54 am My brother got engaged. Lisa is not exactly happy with me, lol.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:54 am My brother got engaged. Lisa is not exactly happy with me, lol.
tell her she'd have a ring if she put out more and you didn't have to shit in a closet?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:58 am
Should have been Mater.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:59 am
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:54 am My brother got engaged. Lisa is not exactly happy with me, lol.
tell her she'd have a ring if she put out more and you didn't have to shit in a closet?
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Adam Corolla has a funny bit about wedding dresses.

So, you make a deal with your soon to be wife. She can spend 1,000 dollars on a wedding dress, NFG. But for every 100 you go over, that's a year you have to fit in the dress. $1,800? Alright. Gotta stay the same weight for 8 years. Deal?
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Well, today is the day I hang up the keys to the Bang Bus.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:22 am Adam Corolla has a funny bit about wedding dresses.

So, you make a deal with your soon to be wife. She can spend 1,000 dollars on a wedding dress, NFG. But for every 100 you go over, that's a year you have to fit in the dress. $1,800? Alright. Gotta stay the same weight for 8 years. Deal?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:22 am Adam Corolla has a funny bit about wedding dresses.

So, you make a deal with your soon to be wife. She can spend 1,000 dollars on a wedding dress, NFG. But for every 100 you go over, that's a year you have to fit in the dress. $1,800? Alright. Gotta stay the same weight for 8 years. Deal?
lol. Sounds like a good way to not get married :doe:
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D Griff wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:32 am Well, today is the day I hang up the keys to the Bang Bus.
Neutral drop burnouts?
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D Griff wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:32 am Well, today is the day I hang up the keys to the Bang Bus.
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Slept like shit last night. Hope tonight is better.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:35 am
D Griff wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:32 am Well, today is the day I hang up the keys to the Bang Bus.
Neutral drop burnouts?
Find a brodozer to tug-of-war with
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You had a good run Griff.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:30 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:35 am

Neutral drop burnouts?
Find a brodozer to tug-of-war with
I'd watch this.
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Got that package last night, but it only had my multivitamins in it and a sample product. Packing list said the shirt should be there, and I checked my account online and it only showed one shipment and that everything had shipped. Emailed them, and they got back to me this morning saying the shirt shipped out of their Jersey warehouse and was coming separate. Why not show that on the site then and list both tracking numbers? Seems like an inefficient way of doing things since they'll be responding to customer complaints about short-shipments instead of just saying up front that it's coming in two separate shipments.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:54 am My brother got engaged. Lisa is not exactly happy with me, lol.
At least you already know her unhappy face

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dubshow wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:50 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:54 am My brother got engaged. Lisa is not exactly happy with me, lol.
At least you already know her unhappy face

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Is he younger than you?
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At the airport about 2 hours before boarding. :fatty: some lounge food and getting :drunk: off free booze.

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:31 pm At the airport about 2 hours before boarding. :fatty: some lounge food and getting :drunk: off free booze.

:fuckyeah:
LA trip?
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:37 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:31 pm At the airport about 2 hours before boarding. :fatty: some lounge food and getting :drunk: off free booze.

:fuckyeah:
LA trip?
Yup! My Amex card comes with Priority Pass which lets me into virtually all lounges at all participating airports. Currently in a Turkish Airlines lounge and getting :drunk:

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:19 am Slept like shit last night. Hope tonight is better.
same here, I slept at 4 getting shit done and woke up at 8:30.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:50 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:19 am Slept like shit last night. Hope tonight is better.
same here, I slept at 4 getting shit done and woke up at 8:30.
Brutal.. I got in bed at like 9:30, but just laid there until around 11:30.. up at 4:30 for cardio.
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