OT 14: Just the tip, again.

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Negative. I used to work in loss prevention at target. I do what :bender: does now but at a :baby: level. Pretty much working my way toward :alpo: as much as I can without being born with one.
I see.

So you fly on prop planes to Indiana and New Mexico instead of upstairs on 747's to India and Mexico, smoke cigarillos instead of cigars, drive a 4 cylinder Malibu, have two person threesomes and are a connoisseur of whiskey and not whisky.
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Update: the :meat: :sawce: tasted good poured on the chicken/rice/veggies, and I haven't shit my pants, yet.
Any day you don't shit your pants is a win.
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:46 pm


That sounds good. I wouldn't trust the kimchi to be raw and unheated there though.. that'll kill all the good bacteria you're looking for. I mean, I'm sure it's still flavorful and compliments the carne asada, but I'm eating them for a specific purpose.
I know, for gainzzz. Speaking of gainz, i have never got around trying poke and i wanna try it bad
It's okay.. Tuna/salmon have a decent amount of protein in them, but most poke bowl places are going to load them up with so much fatty sauces and stuff that you'd be better off eating something else.. for gainz at least.. for flavor it's 5/7
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wap wrote:
Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:25 pm
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Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:57 pm
Update: the :meat: :sawce: tasted good poured on the chicken/rice/veggies, and I haven't shit my pants, yet.
Any day you don't shit your pants is a win.
This is true
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I know, for gainzzz. Speaking of gainz, i have never got around trying poke and i wanna try it bad
It's okay.. Tuna/salmon have a decent amount of protein in them, but most poke bowl places are going to load them up with so much fatty sauces and stuff that you'd be better off eating something else.. for gainz at least.. for flavor it's 5/7
Ok i’ll figure out and choose wisely. Im obviously more into it just for food itself lol, people seems to be hyped about it

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ACDC guitarist and founder Malcolm just passed away

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MexicanYarisTK wrote:
Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:44 pm
SAWCE wrote:
Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:25 pm


It's okay.. Tuna/salmon have a decent amount of protein in them, but most poke bowl places are going to load them up with so much fatty sauces and stuff that you'd be better off eating something else.. for gainz at least.. for flavor it's 5/7
Ok i’ll figure out and choose wisely. Im obviously more into it just for food itself lol, people seems to be hyped about it
If you really really love raw fish/sushi, yeah it's worth the hype.. if not, meh. I grab poke bowls a costco on the weekends, because it just has a spicy wasabi soy sauce on it and nothing else, then I just make my own rice and that's two of my meals for the day quick and easy with no cooking. Other than that, I don't really do it because it's pricey for what it is, but all sushi style stuff is.
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Those on bumble, how the fuck you send a message to these girls. :scroage:

Edit: they have to accept my like so i can message and blah blah balh, like i do. Im so new to this shit

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Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:56 pm

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Ok i’ll figure out and choose wisely. Im obviously more into it just for food itself lol, people seems to be hyped about it
If you really really love raw fish/sushi, yeah it's worth the hype.. if not, meh. I grab poke bowls a costco on the weekends, because it just has a spicy wasabi soy sauce on it and nothing else, then I just make my own rice and that's two of my meals for the day quick and easy with no cooking. Other than that, I don't really do it because it's pricey for what it is, but all sushi style stuff is.
:notbad: i may pull the costco plunge, i rarely go there lol

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Those on bumble, how the fuck you send a message to these girls. :scroage:

Edit: they have to accept my like so i can message and blah blah balh, like i do. Im so new to this shit
You both have to like each other, then when you get a match, they have 24 hours to message you first, or else the match disappears.
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On tinder you don’t have to wait for them to message first, so you can just rapid fire dick pics to all your matches without needing to wait for them to say hello.
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On tinder you don’t have to wait for them to message first, so you can just rapid fire dick pics to all your matches without needing to wait for them to say hello.
Guaranteed to get you a wife.
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At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.

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Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:23 pm

SAWCE wrote:
Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:16 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote:
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Those on bumble, how the fuck you send a message to these girls. :scroage:

Edit: they have to accept my like so i can message and blah blah balh, like i do. Im so new to this shit
You both have to like each other, then when you get a match, they have 24 hours to message you first, or else the match disappears.
Ahhh makes perfect sense, explains why i have less girls messaging me on bumble than match.

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Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:29 pm

Sno wrote:
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On tinder you don’t have to wait for them to message first, so you can just rapid fire dick pics to all your matches without needing to wait for them to say hello.
Guaranteed to get you a wife.
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Guaranteed to get you a wife.
:lolol:
:lolgasm:
:lolol:
Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen

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:lolol:
:lolgasm:
:lolol:
Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen
Dude. Please don’t just randomly send dick pics to girls on tinder without their asking.
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At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.

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Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen
Dude. Please don’t just randomly send dick pics to girls on tinder without their asking.
I don't really do that, I just say hey or ask whatever related to their description to start, maybe a truth or dare.

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Sno wrote:
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On tinder you don’t have to wait for them to message first, so you can just rapid fire dick pics to all your matches without needing to wait for them to say hello.
Guaranteed to get you a wife.
:lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:06 pm

:hai:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Sno wrote:
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Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen
Dude. Please don’t just randomly send dick pics to girls on tinder without their asking.
This conversation has made me feel really really old.
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!

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I am really not feeling my job today, just want to go home.
:dat:

Let's start a business together. Doing... Shit posting?
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:hai: Tokyo!
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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MexicanYarisTK wrote:
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:lolol:
:lolgasm:
:lolol:
Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen
No :dong: pics were involved, but I did meet my gf on Tinder and I'm trying to buy a ring :lolol: .

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:hai: Tokyo!
:howdy: :wap:

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D Griff wrote:
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Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen
No :dong: pics were involved, but I did meet my gf on Tinder and I'm trying to buy a ring :lolol: .
You clearly did it wrong if you didn't send dick pics. Getting hitched or not.
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!

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