Any slower and they'd only have reverse

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Minus the wife's CRV of course, because who wants an accord with a big body kit anyways?

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Driveway full of :jizz:

Are you related to Zill? :notsure:

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Apex wrote:Driveway full of :jizz:

Are you related to Zill? :notsure:
My driveway is not full of :jizz: anymore. :notsure:
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Zillon wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:38 pm
Apex wrote:Driveway full of :jizz:

Are you related to Zill? :notsure:
My driveway is not full of :jizz: anymore. :notsure:
Oh right, one of them caught CRAIDs and turned yellow.

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Nice wasteful :truk:

Miatas are multiplying. Pretty soon I'll be surrounded by rainbows.

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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Nice wasteful :truk:

Miatas are multiplying. Pretty soon we're gonna need to replace the :poorvette: in the DFD logo with another Meata.

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Apex wrote:Driveway full of :jizz:

Are you related to Zill? :notsure:
I got a new pressure washer today to combat the lovemaking. I feel like I'm a poor struggling actress in some sort of sick arborist porno.


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Zillon wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:53 pm
Detroit wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:51 pm
Nice wasteful :truk:

Miatas are multiplying. Pretty soon we're gonna need to replace the :poorvette: in the DFD logo with another Meata.

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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Slowbro9001 wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:05 pm
Apex wrote:Driveway full of :jizz:

Are you related to Zill? :notsure:
I got a new pressure washer today to combat the lovemaking. I feel like I'm a poor struggling actress in some sort of sick arborist porno.


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:notbad:

I also have owned an ‘87 325is, dolphin grey on cardinal red. Instead of a 944 I had an amazon green 968. :dock:

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Slowbro9001 wrote:
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I got a new pressure washer today to combat the lovemaking. I feel like I'm a poor struggling actress in some sort of sick arborist porno.


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:notbad:

I also have owned an ‘87 325is, dolphin grey on cardinal red. Instead of a 944 I had an amazon green 968. :dock:
The 944 was fun. I drove the tits off it for 6 months and then traded it before I had to drop the engine and transaxle to change the oil. 7/7 would do again.

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Apex wrote:
:notbad:

I also have owned an ‘87 325is, dolphin grey on cardinal red. Instead of a 944 I had an amazon green 968. :dock:
The 944 was fun. I drove the tits off it for 6 months and then traded it before I had to drop the engine and transaxle to change the oil. 7/7 would do again.

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Drop the engine to do... what?

:notsure:

Love 944's doe.
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Slowbro9001 wrote:
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The 944 was fun. I drove the tits off it for 6 months and then traded it before I had to drop the engine and transaxle to change the oil. 7/7 would do again.

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Drop the engine to do... what?

:notsure:

Love 944's doe.
The oil is an exaggeration, but having to change the timing belt every 30k is definitely a turn off. Plus all of the plastic and rubber was disintegrating at an alarming rate. Overheating was an issue as well.

Traded it for the Corvero. Straight piped, cammed LS2 / T56 with NO2. Got rid of it for the Miata as I was in danger of simultaneously getting arrested, losing three teeth, and sprouting a mullet any day.

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Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:44 pm
Zillon wrote:
Drop the engine to do... what?

:notsure:

Love 944's doe.
The oil is an exaggeration, but having to change the timing belt every 30k is definitely a turn off. Plus all of the plastic and rubber was disintegrating at an alarming rate. Overheating was an issue as well.

Traded it for the Corvero. Straight piped, cammed LS2 / T56 with NO2. Got rid of it for the Miata as I was in danger of simultaneously getting arrested, losing three teeth, and sprouting a mullet any day.

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You forgot the danger of investing in cinderblock futures.
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Zillon wrote: Drop the engine to do... what?

:notsure:

Love 944's doe.
The oil is an exaggeration, but having to change the timing belt every 30k is definitely a turn off. Plus all of the plastic and rubber was disintegrating at an alarming rate. Overheating was an issue as well.

Traded it for the Corvero. Straight piped, cammed LS2 / T56 with NO2. Got rid of it for the Miata as I was in danger of simultaneously getting arrested, losing three teeth, and sprouting a mullet any day.

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Plus the ever present danger of people slapping the passenger side rear quarter panel and setting off the alarm.

Not that that ever happened with :bender:

But it could have.


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Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:10 pm
Slowbro9001 wrote:
The oil is an exaggeration, but having to change the timing belt every 30k is definitely a turn off. Plus all of the plastic and rubber was disintegrating at an alarming rate. Overheating was an issue as well.

Traded it for the Corvero. Straight piped, cammed LS2 / T56 with NO2. Got rid of it for the Miata as I was in danger of simultaneously getting arrested, losing three teeth, and sprouting a mullet any day.

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Plus the ever present danger of people slapping the passenger side rear quarter panel and setting off the alarm.

Not that that ever happened with :bender:

But it could have.


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Calvinball wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:10 pm
Slowbro9001 wrote:
The oil is an exaggeration, but having to change the timing belt every 30k is definitely a turn off. Plus all of the plastic and rubber was disintegrating at an alarming rate. Overheating was an issue as well.

Traded it for the Corvero. Straight piped, cammed LS2 / T56 with NO2. Got rid of it for the Miata as I was in danger of simultaneously getting arrested, losing three teeth, and sprouting a mullet any day.

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Plus the ever present danger of people slapping the passenger side rear quarter panel and setting off the alarm.

Not that that ever happened with :bender:

But it could have.


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I'm even :wrong: about joking about being :wrong:

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Minus the wife's CRV of course, because who wants an accord with a big body kit anyways?

Previous:

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:fuckyeah:

:jizz: white Ass Rammer and :jizz: white Meata.

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How dirty do your cars get in the driveway in the mean streets of Old Stonehaven?

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D Griff wrote:How dirty do your cars get in the driveway in the mean streets of Old Stonehaven?
I could have saved time if I had just gotten them in yellow. Farking tree jizz all up in my shit


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If you build a garage on the property, I will buy you a beer.

I'll also come over and we can have :gay: car parties.

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D Griff wrote:
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If you build a garage on the property, I will park my :poorvette: in your :knot:

I'll also come over and we can have :gay: car parties.
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D Griff wrote:How dirty do your cars get in the driveway in the mean streets of Old Stonehaven?
I could have saved time if I had just gotten them in yellow. Farking tree jizz all up in my shit


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Lol at Ass Rammer! Also, i love nature but if a tree pollutes my car daily it goes down like a Portuguese soccer player in the penalty area.

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Zillon wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:32 am
D Griff wrote:
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If you build a garage on the property, I will park my :poorvette: in your :knot:

I'll also come over and we can have :gay: car parties.
:dat:
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