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Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:43 pm
by nuggstein
What the fuck is happening?! I didn't think this was my car until it was. It's so loud! Fuck! It seems like it got slower when I accelerated. Saw check engine light blink a few times. Ugh, fuck! I can't afford this now.



I listened to this...piston slapping? rod knock? fuck help.

http://mycarmakesnoise.com/under-the-ca ... e-pistons/

fuck what the fuck

The Case of the Broken Crangshaft

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:00 pm
by wap
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:43 pm What the fuck is happening?! I didn't think this was my car until it was. It's so loud! Fuck! It seems like it got slower when I accelerated. Saw check engine light blink a few times. Ugh, fuck! I can't afford this now.



I listened to this...piston slapping? rod knock? fuck help.

http://mycarmakesnoise.com/under-the-ca ... e-pistons/

fuck what the fuck
Shit. That sounds seriously not good. Check your oil. Make sure they remembered to fill it. Any puddles under the car?

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:25 pm
by Melon
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:43 pm What the fuck is happening?! I didn't think this was my car until it was. It's so loud! Fuck! It seems like it got slower when I accelerated. Saw check engine light blink a few times. Ugh, fuck! I can't afford this now.



I listened to this...piston slapping? rod knock? fuck help.

http://mycarmakesnoise.com/under-the-ca ... e-pistons/

fuck what the fuck
Stop, go over the basics. Check the oil first and foremost.

Re: OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:28 pm
by Tar
Holy crap :crang: wtf

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:31 pm
by razr390
ITT APR Stage 1 blowed up :crang: engine

Re: OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:32 pm
by Tar
razr390 wrote:ITT APR Stage 1 blowed up :crang: engine
Version 2.4 doe

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:34 pm
by razr390
Tarspin wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:32 pm
razr390 wrote:ITT APR Stage 1 blowed up :crang: engine
Version 2.4 doe
Soooooo good doe OEM is for morans

Re: OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:37 pm
by Tar
razr390 wrote:
Tarspin wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:32 pm Version 2.4 doe
Soooooo good doe OEM is for morans
Those idiot engineers leave so much on the table doe, it should come that way from the factory.

Poor :crang: doe.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:40 pm
by nuggstein
[user not found] wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:29 pm
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:43 pm What the fuck is happening?! I didn't think this was my car until it was. It's so loud! Fuck! It seems like it got slower when I accelerated. Saw check engine light blink a few times. Ugh, fuck! I can't afford this now.



I listened to this...piston slapping? rod knock? fuck help.

http://mycarmakesnoise.com/under-the-ca ... e-pistons/

fuck what the fuck
Turn the engine off, check oil, call for a tow back to the diller.

DO NOT DRIVE IT.
I was really close to my parking garage so I made it there to park my car safely. Calling AAA in the morning to get it towed. Is it okay to start it and just drive it out of the garage to get on the tow truck?

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:43 pm
by Melon
Jesus, no, don't start it, don't drive it.

Did you check the oil?

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:44 pm
by Melon
Not trying to be a dick man, really want this to end well for you. If they fucked up, they need to make it right. Have you called the dealership? Leave a message if they're closed.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:47 pm
by nuggstein
Melon wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:44 pm Not trying to be a dick man, really want this to end well for you. If they fucked up, they need to make it right. Have you called the dealership? Leave a message if they're closed.
Yeah, I already called them. I'm calling AAA early in the morning. VW confirmed they will have a loaner for me. Already emailed my boss/coworkers for someone to take my early shift.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:47 pm
by nuggstein
checking oil after i eat dinner with my girlfriend.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:48 pm
by razr390
Needs more Italian tune up

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:51 pm
by Melon
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:47 pm
Melon wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:44 pm Not trying to be a dick man, really want this to end well for you. If they fucked up, they need to make it right. Have you called the dealership? Leave a message if they're closed.
Yeah, I already called them. I'm calling AAA early in the morning. VW confirmed they will have a loaner for me. Already emailed my boss/coworkers for someone to take my early shift.
Nice, positive start.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:53 pm
by SAWCE
Good luck :crang:

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:55 pm
by nuggstein
I know it sounds bad.Really bad. If it's the engine idk what to do. I can't afford that replacement. Doesn't even have 70,000 miles on it.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:01 pm
by MexicanYarisTK
I had an engine issue worse than yours to the point where I couldn’t start the car, I still have the invoice and can post later if y’all want deeds. You probably need a certain component to be replaced as opposed to a whole engine replacement.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:04 pm
by Melon
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:55 pm I know it sounds bad.Really bad. If it's the engine idk what to do. I can't afford that replacement. Doesn't even have 70,000 miles on it.
Relax, the dealership obviously fucked up.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:24 pm
by KYGTIGuy
Melon wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:04 pm
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:55 pm I know it sounds bad.Really bad. If it's the engine idk what to do. I can't afford that replacement. Doesn't even have 70,000 miles on it.
Relax, the dealership obviously fucked up.
Yeah but tooned

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:27 pm
by razr390
[user not found] wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:24 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:24 pm

Yeah but tooned
Dealer tooned it doe.

:popcorn:
Alright who Arin-ed the IM?! :rage: blowing fuckin fiber glass out of the exhaust.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:39 pm
by KYGTIGuy
[user not found] wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:24 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:24 pm

Yeah but tooned
Dealer tooned it doe.

:popcorn:
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OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:02 pm
by nuggstein
How are they gonna tow my car? It's in a garage with columns and stuff. And then cars they have to avoid when exiting the garage? (Once they exit, there will be a car parked on each side of the road, so they will have to corner it or something. Nervous about that.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:11 pm
by fledonfoot
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:02 pm How are they gonna tow my car? It's in a garage with columns and stuff. And then cars they have to avoid when exiting the garage? (Once they exit, there will be a car parked on each side of the road, so they will have to corner it or something. Nervous about that.
tow drivers work miracles. I had them pull an AWD 911 Turbo S out of a parking garage in Philly no problems.

OT 13: Silly Silly

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:12 pm
by fledonfoot
Is there oil in it?