OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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I am eating sprouted grains bread. whatever the heck that means.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:20 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:13 pm

He cute?
Looks like the guy behind the curtain in The Wizard of Oz.
Hmm... I'd still try his lasagna.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:24 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:20 pm

Looks like the guy behind the curtain in The Wizard of Oz.
Hmm... I'd still try his lasagna.
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And he sounds like colonel Klink
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Back at work now. They’re praising me since one of the manager’s here reached out to my boss and told him I’m doing a good job
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:02 pm Back at work now. They’re praising me since one of the manager’s here reached out to my boss and told him I’m doing a good job
Demand a 10k raise.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:10 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:00 pm

a can of t00na and lettuce for a salad, i have a bit of dressing at work.

Frozen options were chili, chili, or chili.
You done fucked up son.

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Jesus H that was actually really good
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Apex wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:10 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:02 pm Back at work now. They’re praising me since one of the manager’s here reached out to my boss and told him I’m doing a good job
Demand a 10k raise.
I deserve it
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:18 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:10 pm

You done fucked up son.

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Jesus H that was actually really good
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I am getting a lumpy throat. God damn it I hope the ER didn’t make me sick.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:02 pm Back at work now. They’re praising me since one of the manager’s here reached out to my boss and told him I’m doing a good job
#everyonegetsatrophy :rudy:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:22 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:02 pm Back at work now. They’re praising me since one of the manager’s here reached out to my boss and told him I’m doing a good job
#everyonegetsatrophy :rudy:
My mommy said I’m speshul
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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datgrundle wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:54 am
Tarspin wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:53 am One needs to invest in a salad spinner. At least it was washed?
I love my salad spinner. My salads would be so watery if I didn't have it. Or crunchy with dirts.
I figured you preferred yours tossed.
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datgrundle wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:27 am
In other news, fish excrement found in world oceans.

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razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:21 pm I am getting a lumpy throat. God damn it I hope the ER didn’t make me sick.
It's probably a tumor
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:36 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:21 pm I am getting a lumpy throat. God damn it I hope the ER didn’t make me sick.
It's probably a tumor
Maybe it’s CRAIDS
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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dubshow wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:28 pm
datgrundle wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:54 am

I love my salad spinner. My salads would be so watery if I didn't have it. Or crunchy with dirts.
I figured you preferred yours tossed.
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As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:38 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:36 pm

It's probably a tumor
Maybe it’s CRAIDS
Don't be ridiculous
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NSFW ? Def worse than an elbow
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:18 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:10 pm

You done fucked up son.

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Jesus H that was actually really good
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razr390 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:38 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:36 pm

It's probably a tumor
Maybe it’s CRAIDS
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Dat elbow pron
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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