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What’s the infomercial where a guy turned a screen door into a boat with a. Can of black plastic spray on shit? Bring a can of that too. You’ll be unstoppable.

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:34 pm

Johnny_P wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:18 pm
What’s the infomercial where a guy turned a screen door into a boat with a. Can of black plastic spray on shit? Bring a can of that too. You’ll be unstoppable.
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Johnny_P wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:18 pm
What’s the infomercial where a guy turned a screen door into a boat with a. Can of black plastic spray on shit? Bring a can of that too. You’ll be unstoppable.

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:48 pm

Acid666 wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:36 pm
Johnny_P wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:18 pm
What’s the infomercial where a guy turned a screen door into a boat with a. Can of black plastic spray on shit? Bring a can of that too. You’ll be unstoppable.
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Acid666 wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:36 pm
Johnny_P wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:18 pm
What’s the infomercial where a guy turned a screen door into a boat with a. Can of black plastic spray on shit? Bring a can of that too. You’ll be unstoppable.
perfect, ill just coat my :haus: in that and I wont flood
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Wed Jul 10, 2019 3:49 pm

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perfect, ill just coat my :haus: in that and I wont flood
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Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:09 pm

Agreement with lawyer signed.

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:28 pm

LOLOLOL their latest response is great. We only need 8 households to call a special meeting sha!

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:37 pm

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:09 pm
Agreement with lawyer signed.

:popcorn:
Can you share any :fax: ?

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:46 pm

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:28 pm
LOLOLOL their latest response is great. We only need 8 households to call a special meeting sha!
Lol, I have to go check now



Lol, what crock
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:gonbgud:
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:popcorn:

I hope those angry bitches get fucked by :fax:

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Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:41 am

I got my letters.

next wednesday should be interesting af.
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I got my letters.

next wednesday should be interesting af.
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I got my letters.

next wednesday should be interesting af.
I'm anxious for you.
I saw the last response and they're response to that. Sounds like more than 2 people are all wtf about what's going on.

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I got my letters.

next wednesday should be interesting af.
I'm anxious for you.
I saw the last response and they're response to that. Sounds like more than 2 people are all wtf about what's going on.
oh there is more?

:popcorn:

oh ye those, i saw those. They are just not reading. I specifically addressed their concerns, they just didn't like the answer.
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golftdibrad wrote:
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Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:52 am


I'm anxious for you.
I saw the last response and they're response to that. Sounds like more than 2 people are all wtf about what's going on.
oh there is more?

:popcorn:
I think just one more comment and then them coming back and saying there's enough of a concern to call a "SPECIAL MEETING!"
Then says if you want to know more come to XYZ address. I'd LOVE to come to your house and see what's up lady.

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Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:26 pm

Other than not moving there in the first place, if you could go back and do everything again, would you do anything differently knowing where this went?

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Other than not moving there in the first place, if you could go back and do everything again, would you do anything differently knowing where this went?
Yea, I'd have told them to pound sand the first time
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Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:29 am

Just sent the reminder notice to the homeowners. :popcorn: I'm sure the olde bitchface will post something snarky on their page.
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golftdibrad wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:29 am
Just sent the reminder notice to the homeowners. :popcorn: I'm sure the olde bitchface will post something snarky on their page.
I was not wrong.

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So I texted the other two ladies on the board. Told them they are wrong; the called the meeting incorrectly according to R.S. 12:229 (C). (nb, i have not told them i hired a lawyer, playing that close till meeting time) Fluury of texting. Im sure I ruined the dub peoples sunday afternoon.

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Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:05 am

Lol. I was wondering what that was about. You call them out on the 10% petition thing to call the meeting or what?

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Don't discuss things you want on here.

This is only a place for 100% facts.

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Lol. I was wondering what that was about. You call them out on the 10% petition thing to call the meeting or what?
I told the other board members about it, I'm sure at this point they runtelldat. So, :popcorn:
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Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:41 am

This should end up on PornHUB.

Neighbor gets fucked by LONG DICK OF THE LAW [HD]
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