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Trevor1342 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:24 am
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Civic and 340 doe ... not exactly even in the same realm
Both are "sport sedans?" :lolgasm:
Time to put wings on the BMW also. I suggest a gts wing. Yaaas true performance.

And front splitter !!! Gotta add splitter.
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max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:26 am
Trevor1342 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:24 am

Both are "sport sedans?" :lolgasm:
Time to put wings on the BMW also. I suggest a gts wing. Yaaas true performance.

And front splitter !!! Gotta add splitter.
Fuck that. Considered a CF front lip but I know for a fact it's going to get fucked up, so I'm not doing it.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:26 am
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I could imagine. JB4 won't help me keep up sadly :(
Check my chocolate bitch at "Desert Garage" in "members rides". Interested in your B58 mods.
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3 fake sports on the forum now. :lolol: we're going to outnumber the GTIs soon
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Wait no HUD? But BMW emblem on ground ? :impressive:

I thought HUDs were standard on Fake sports
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max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:53 am Wait no HUD? But BMW emblem on ground ? :impressive:

I thought HUDs were standard on Fake sports
You get the HUD with the driver assistance plus pack which I refuse to get. It adds an ugly black radar panel to the lower grille, and I don't like intrusive nonsense. Also, BMW emblems came with the car on all 4 doors. Believe it or not it's an OEM part you can get
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Trevor1342 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:39 am
max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:53 am Wait no HUD? But BMW emblem on ground ? :impressive:

I thought HUDs were standard on Fake sports
You get the HUD with the driver assistance plus pack which I refuse to get. It adds an ugly black radar panel to the lower grille, and I don't like intrusive nonsense. Also, BMW emblems came with the car on all 4 doors. Believe it or not it's an OEM part you can get
I don't have the da but I have Hud. No fancy puddle lights. Hmm maybe it is the distinguishing feature of the 340i

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max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:26 am
Trevor1342 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:24 am

Both are "sport sedans?" :lolgasm:
Time to put wings on the BMW also. I suggest a gts wing. Yaaas true performance.

And front splitter !!! Gotta add splitter.
I approve of the wing idea.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:42 am
max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:26 am

Time to put wings on the BMW also. I suggest a gts wing. Yaaas true performance.

And front splitter !!! Gotta add splitter.
I approve of the wing idea.
He already has a stick on Carbon fiber one... :yikes:
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Car is awesome brah. Jelly.

Aside from those BMW puddle lights :disgust:

I could see myself in something like this in a few years when I tire of my rice rocket
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max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:43 am
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I approve of the wing idea.
He already has a stick on Carbon fiber one... :yikes:
Needs moar wing :megusta:
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Might as well go balls deep to show em car is business.

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max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:45 am Might as well go balls deep to show em car is business.

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Trevor1342 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:44 am Image
Is the gauge cluster screen really that bad at night? That's a lot of light coming from the black areas on that screen. :disgust:
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Power and torque gauges doe :fap:
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:55 am
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Is the gauge cluster screen really that bad at night? That's a lot of light coming from the black areas on that screen. :disgust:
Yes. You can of course turn it down. But the lower dash screen does look like shit if you're on the balls deep brightness.

You figure you're already blinded by the BMW badge that was just illuminating dog shit under your door, you gotta keep it going by blinding yourself with the lower part of the screen.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:56 am Power and torque gauges doe :fap:
I hope the JB4 updates them to the NEW POWER figures... because i mean :dedong: :dedong: :dedong: :dedong: :dedong:
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max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:57 am
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Is the gauge cluster screen really that bad at night? That's a lot of light coming from the black areas on that screen. :disgust:
Yes. You can of course turn it down. But the lower dash screen does look like shit if you're on the balls deep brightness.

You figure you're already blinded by the BMW badge that was just illuminating dog shit under your door, you gotta keep it going by blinding yourself with the lower part of the screen.
I lol'd
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That's pretty bad :doe: As low quality as a MK6 GTI's touch screen :disgust:
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max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:58 am
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:56 am Power and torque gauges doe :fap:
I hope the JB4 updates them to the NEW POWER figures... because i mean :dedong: :dedong: :dedong: :dedong: :dedong:
In all reality doe, the car is probably fast as hell with the B58 engine, failomatic, and the hamburger tune.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:02 pm
max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:58 am

I hope the JB4 updates them to the NEW POWER figures... because i mean :dedong: :dedong: :dedong: :dedong: :dedong:
In all reality doe, the car is probably fast as hell with the B58 engine, failomatic, and the hamburger tune.
Yea should be fast... the only thing that I would be :notsure: about is the AWD. It numbs the numb steering even more and adds 100-150lbs over the front axles.
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max225 wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:03 pm
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In all reality doe, the car is probably fast as hell with the B58 engine, failomatic, and the hamburger tune.
Yea should be fast... the only thing that I would be :notsure: about is the AWD. It numbs the numb steering even more and adds 100-150lbs over the front axles.
But :225: so :whocares:

I dunno. I'd probably try and go RWD... but it's an open diff car with no LSD option worth pursuing. Steering feel isn't really the bees knees with modern bimmers anyways. It's probably fine with Xdrive. Extra weight, yeah. But also extra resale and it would absolutely add traction / stability in bad weather in the northeast. Maybe a wash? I like my AWD car :iono:
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:07 pm
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Yea should be fast... the only thing that I would be :notsure: about is the AWD. It numbs the numb steering even more and adds 100-150lbs over the front axles.
But :225: so :whocares:

I dunno. I'd probably try and go RWD... but it's an open diff car with no LSD option worth pursuing. Steering feel isn't really the bees knees with modern bimmers anyways. It's probably fine with Xdrive. Extra weight, yeah. But also extra resale and it would absolutely add traction / stability in bad weather in the northeast. Maybe a wash? I like my AWD car :iono:
I dunno we don't get weather here, so I can't comment on AWD. My car hooks pretty good with 255s. It is near slingshot status... However the AWD would make it so in most environments.

I am not 100% positive but I think the X drive changes the tires to :225: all around doe.

:notsure: about resale. I think the biggest factor there is M sport+Blue those cars are always worth at least 20-30 % than others.

Since mostly enthusiasts buy them and they tend to have the best options packs.
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