OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong

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I like this pace. Suddenly.

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NEEK wrote:
[user not found] wrote: I'd marry pretty much every Mormon woman I've ever met.
Really? Man, not me. Lots of ugly ones.

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I've met a few that weren't attractive, but some of the most gorgeous women I've met were Mormon.
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Calvinball wrote:This is gonna close out tonight. :impressive:

Watching Westworld, so good luck boys and girls.

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Fucking right it will.

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Mindgames? Against the :therapist: ?

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[user not found] wrote: Poor Zil.
Went to the diner for dinner. :hubba:

Now to shower with the wife and try to do more work on DFD's frontpages.
With the wife?

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SAWCE wrote: I've never eaten cauliflower. I don't like the name or that it looks like dead broccoli.
Tastes like sulfer to me
And people said I was weird for not trying it. Fuckin nerds.

Another food I've never had because of the name: carrot cake.
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SAWCE wrote: I've never eaten cauliflower. I don't like the name or that it looks like dead broccoli.
Vampire broccoli.

It's really good batter dipped in egg/parmesan cheese rolled in breadcrumbs and baked at 400 degrees then drizzled in buffalo sauce.
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You aren't old at all. Young buck
I still feel like i'm 19 years old lol.


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Look at you conveniently getting closer and closer to 16.

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SAWCE wrote:
[user not found] wrote: Tastes like sulfer to me
And people said I was weird for not trying it. Fuckin nerds.

Another food I've never had because of the name: carrot cake.
:gtfo:
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[user not found] wrote: I hate broccoli and cauliflower.
I've never eaten cauliflower. I don't like the name or that it looks like dead broccoli.
How is this possible? You are weird.
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Fucking right it will.

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Mindgames? Against the :therapist: ?

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Love games?

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[user not found] wrote: Dog shit would be good like that.
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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MexicanYarisTK wrote:
I still feel like i'm 19 years old lol.


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I'll be 35 in about a month and still don't feel old. It's all in ya head.
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haleyann wrote: I'd marry a Mormon man if it weren't for that pesky religion.
Guess you and SAWCE are out.

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Oh wow you guys will cross 10k tonight :impressive:
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NEEK wrote: With the wife?

:megusta:

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Yes, showered with the wife. Briefly.

For all of 5 seconds as she took forever to get in, got in, and I was done by the time she got in, so I got out.
:wat:

THen you slow your pace or soap her up. Dang gina.
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What do we get if we win the challenge? More :[user not found]: noodz?
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And people said I was weird for not trying it. Fuckin nerds.

Another food I've never had because of the name: carrot cake.
Carrot cake is amazing
So I've heard.. so I've heard...
Maybe one day I'll try it.
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Johnny_P wrote:Oh wow you guys will cross 10k tonight :impressive:
Are you not part of "you guys"?

Danial dafuq.
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Johnny_P wrote:Oh wow you guys will cross 10k tonight :impressive:
We gonna annihilate that shit.

Like :alpo: in a :knot:
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NEEK wrote:
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Yes, showered with the wife. Briefly.

For all of 5 seconds as she took forever to get in, got in, and I was done by the time she got in, so I got out.
:wat:

THen you slow your pace or soap her up. Dang gina.
Yeah I always like to shower with GF.
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haleyann wrote:
NEEK wrote: Guess you and SAWCE are out.

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SAWCE and I can still get married since he's not an active Mormon.
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NEEK wrote:
Johnny_P wrote:Oh wow you guys will cross 10k tonight :impressive:
Are you not part of "you guys"?

Danial dafuq.
I have not been very active these last 2 days
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[user not found] wrote:
[user not found] wrote: Carrot cake is amazing
As long as there isn't an overwhelming amount of walnuts.

I'm not a fan of walnuts in my baked goods.
:word: makes me so mad when people put walnuts in brownies.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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