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max225 wrote: Thu Jul 14, 2022 7:38 pm
:lol: That was hilarious.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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I think JPs wife said no to the swaggerwagon because she doesn't want other moms seeing DADDY JP pulling up in one.
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That green Sienna is hawt
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:38 pm I think JPs wife said no to the swaggerwagon because she doesn't want other moms seeing DADDY JP pulling up in one.
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As opposed to the CR-V which could turn anyone :flaccid: or about as wet as the Mojave Desert depending on gender.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:38 pm I think JPs wife said no to the swaggerwagon because she doesn't want other moms seeing DADDY JP pulling up in one.
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:41 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:38 pm I think JPs wife said no to the swaggerwagon because she doesn't want other moms seeing DADDY JP pulling up in one.
Permanently adopted for minivan description.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:41 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:38 pm I think JPs wife said no to the swaggerwagon because she doesn't want other moms seeing DADDY JP pulling up in one.
Permanently adopted for minivan description.
Toyota used that in their sienna ads like 10 yr ago or something
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 1:25 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:41 am

Permanently adopted for minivan description.
Toyota used that in their sienna ads like 10 yr ago or something
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:41 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:38 pm I think JPs wife said no to the swaggerwagon because she doesn't want other moms seeing DADDY JP pulling up in one.
Permanently adopted for minivan description.
Only for the Toyota Sienna



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Ope I'm late to the party
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 1:27 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 1:25 pm

Toyota used that in their sienna ads like 10 yr ago or something
:woodplow: that blonde :doe:
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:woodplow: that blonde :doe:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Yearly wash
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 10:03 am Yearly wash
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 10:03 am Yearly wash
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Adorbs.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:37 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 10:03 am Yearly wash
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Adorbs.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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wap wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:37 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 10:03 am Yearly wash
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Adorbs.
Absolutely. I wonder if the little guy likes cars
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max225 wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 7:46 pm
wap wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:37 pm

Adorbs.
Absolutely. I wonder if the little guy likes cars
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Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 10:03 am Yearly wash
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JP, you're a 5/7 dad bro.

I let my toddler wash my R, watching the wash mit go from the the driveway to the paint was cringe worthy, but I let it happen and laughed. That's life, fuck cars anyways.
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max225 wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 7:46 pm
wap wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:37 pm

Adorbs.
Absolutely. I wonder if the little guy likes cars
Anything with wheels. While on walks he will scream at me and point out a blue car. Or count the black cars. Points out every truck. He’s doomed.
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Tar wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 12:05 am
Johnny_P wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 10:03 am Yearly wash
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JP, you're a 5/7 dad bro.

I let my toddler wash my R, watching the wash mit go from the the driveway to the paint was cringe worthy, but I let it happen and laughed. That's life, fuck cars anyways.
Not caring about the vehicle you own is key 👌
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Johnny_P wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:14 am
max225 wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 7:46 pm
Absolutely. I wonder if the little guy likes cars
Anything with wheels. While on walks he will scream at me and point out a blue car. Or count the black cars. Points out every truck. He’s doomed.
Have you shown him dad's old "racecar"?
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:33 am
Johnny_P wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:14 am

Anything with wheels. While on walks he will scream at me and point out a blue car. Or count the black cars. Points out every truck. He’s doomed.
Have you shown him dad's old "racecar"?
I should. I have not done that yet. Concept might get lost on him.
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