Alright my dudes... It is time to crown the 2021 CUCK OF THE YEAR!
Low key it's me because I spent 20 min trying to compile a list of everyone's current cars during a break from work... But really what SAY YEEE
VOTE PLZ. I added placeholders in case I missed someone. I did my best... and this isn't super easy because we don't really keep this super up to date within our profiles.
Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?
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Well obviously Chris' Cucktrek is missing, and a CONTENDER. Right now thought two obvious leaders are Johnny and Troy. My Seoul Brother Brandon also in the hunt.
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When you factor in the backstory this is also a parade car for Cucktown.
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All factors shall be considered a victor shall be crowned.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:23 pmWhen you factor in the backstory this is also a parade car for Cucktown.
Also I left the poll open so ONE COULD CHANGE HIS MIND LIKE A CUCK and not like A CHAD
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FIXEDDesertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:18 pm Well obviously Chris' Cucktrek is missing, and a CONTENDER. Right now thought two obvious leaders are Johnny and Troy. My Seoul Brother Brandon also in the hunt.
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I really feel like my cuck story is not defined but I what I currently own but what I sold.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:24 pmAll factors shall be considered a victor shall be crowned.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:23 pm
When you factor in the backstory this is also a parade car for Cucktown.
Also I left the poll open so ONE COULD CHANGE HIS MIND LIKE A CUCK and not like A CHAD
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It seems like it could be a contributing factor. However....Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:27 pmI really feel like my cuck story is not defined but I what I currently own but what I sold.
Say you had a Venza and Veyron and you sold the Veyron, pretty damn cucky and you'd get my vote.
But if you had a GT350 and you sold the same Veyron, you get to maintain superiority above all on this forum by being on the bottom of this list in my book and probably most others, sans may he rest in peace.
See my point? What is sold is sold.
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Sold brand new sports car at the absolute bottom of its value, own a bicycle bought at the absolute peak of its value. Your move, dirk.
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Powerful story when added to the witches brew of splitting a Mazda hatchback with the Mrs.troyguitar wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:35 pmSold brand new sports car at the absolute bottom of its value, own a bicycle bought at the absolute peak of its value. Your move, dirk.Desertbreh wrote:
I really feel like my cuck story is not defined but I what I currently own but what I sold.
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YES
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I feel like Dan’s story of an imposed budget and not being allowed to get the car he wants and can afford, and instead buying the exact vehicle he used to own and didn’t like that much puts him pretty high on the cuck meter despite actually having a bunch of cool vehicles.
But I sold my STI to drive my wife’s 100k mile Cmax half the time so I apparently have a rather large dog in this fight.
But I sold my STI to drive my wife’s 100k mile Cmax half the time so I apparently have a rather large dog in this fight.
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You had an excruciating circumstance that completely negates this move. You were a responsible adult.Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:57 pm I feel like Dan’s story of an imposed budget and not being allowed to get the car he wants and can afford, and instead buying the exact vehicle he used to own and didn’t like that much puts him pretty high on the cuck meter despite actually having a bunch of cool vehicles.
But I sold my STI to drive my wife’s 100k mile Cmax half the time so I apparently have a rather large dog in this fight.
I.E if you had to sell your car to save a loved one in trouble you would never be high on the list IMO, that's not cucky, unlike Dan's pump and dump and pump
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There is strong wisdom and truth in these words.max225 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:59 pmYou had an excruciating circumstance that completely negates this move. You were a responsible adult.Johnny_P wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:57 pm I feel like Dan’s story of an imposed budget and not being allowed to get the car he wants and can afford, and instead buying the exact vehicle he used to own and didn’t like that much puts him pretty high on the cuck meter despite actually having a bunch of cool vehicles.
But I sold my STI to drive my wife’s 100k mile Cmax half the time so I apparently have a rather large dog in this fight.
I.E if you had to sell your car to save a loved one in trouble you would never be high on the list IMO, that's not cucky, unlike Dan's pump and dump and pump
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:22 pm Ron's Slanty H also has an MBA from Harvard Cuck School.
Couple things.
First, it's the wife's. if that matters
Second, she has a JD from Yale, not an MBA from Harvard
Last, I have Blue Meanie, which is a GTI, not a , but who's counting.
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is a strong contender, but he wasn't forced to make his move. Since Griff had a $ amount imposed on him, I'm afraid he gets my vote, too. DESPITE the fact that he still has a couple of pretty cool cars...
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Damn I didn’t realize they made many blue GTIs, is that the rare royal blue or what not. ?wap wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:27 pmDesertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:22 pm Ron's Slanty H also has an MBA from Harvard Cuck School.
Couple things.
First, it's the wife's. if that matters
Second, she has a JD from Yale, not an MBA from Harvard
Last, I have Blue Meanie, which is a GTI, not a , but who's counting.