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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 1:38 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:42 am the amount of local populous that just throws toddlers (2-4/5) into a car with out any seats blows my mind. I see it near daily around town.

It takes me a good 2-3 mins to buckle up both kids. As I watch on to people with 3 kids climbing around the back seat.... :mindblown:
I used to see that all the time in Philly. Kids with pacifiers literally hanging out of the back windows as the Altima flies around a stopped city bus on the wrong side of the road.

Things are a bit quieter in the suburbs.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 1:38 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:42 am the amount of local populous that just throws toddlers (2-4/5) into a car with out any seats blows my mind. I see it near daily around town.

It takes me a good 2-3 mins to buckle up both kids. As I watch on to people with 3 kids climbing around the back seat.... :mindblown:
I used to see that all the time in Philly. Kids with pacifiers literally hanging out of the back windows as the Altima flies around a stopped city bus on the wrong side of the road.

Things are a bit quieter in the suburbs.
Back in my 20's when I still lived in the city, I was stopped at a light facing north and some clapped out car was making a left going from west to south when I saw a small package fall out of the rear window. The car suddenly stopped in the middle of the intersection, a back door flew open, and a frantic lady ran out and picked up the package, which I now saw was an infant! It was alive because I saw it's arms moving. :wtf:

Wild times, lol.
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wap wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:37 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 1:38 pm

I used to see that all the time in Philly. Kids with pacifiers literally hanging out of the back windows as the Altima flies around a stopped city bus on the wrong side of the road.

Things are a bit quieter in the suburbs.
Back in my 20's when I still lived in the city, I was stopped at a light facing north and some clapped out car was making a left going from west to south when I saw a small package fall out of the rear window. The car suddenly stopped in the middle of the intersection, a back door flew open, and a frantic lady ran out and picked up the package, which I now saw was an infant! It was alive because I saw it's arms moving. :wtf:

Wild times, lol.
Holy shit that poor kid
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wap wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:37 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 1:38 pm

I used to see that all the time in Philly. Kids with pacifiers literally hanging out of the back windows as the Altima flies around a stopped city bus on the wrong side of the road.

Things are a bit quieter in the suburbs.
Back in my 20's when I still lived in the city, I was stopped at a light facing north and some clapped out car was making a left going from west to south when I saw a small package fall out of the rear window. The car suddenly stopped in the middle of the intersection, a back door flew open, and a frantic lady ran out and picked up the package, which I now saw was an infant! It was alive because I saw it's arms moving. :wtf:

Wild times, lol.
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wap wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:37 pm
Back in my 20's when I still lived in the city, I was stopped at a light facing north and some clapped out car was making a left going from west to south when I saw a small package fall out of the rear window. The car suddenly stopped in the middle of the intersection, a back door flew open, and a frantic lady ran out and picked up the package, which I now saw was an infant! It was alive because I saw it's arms moving. :wtf:

Wild times, lol.
When men were men.
And infants were disposable commodities.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 03, 2025 1:38 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:42 am the amount of local populous that just throws toddlers (2-4/5) into a car with out any seats blows my mind. I see it near daily around town.

It takes me a good 2-3 mins to buckle up both kids. As I watch on to people with 3 kids climbing around the back seat.... :mindblown:
I used to see that all the time in Philly. Kids with pacifiers literally hanging out of the back windows as the Altima flies around a stopped city bus on the wrong side of the road.

Things are a bit quieter in the suburbs.
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Now that were on the subject with useless back seats, now that im in iceland, i noticed a bunch of toyota hatches that looks like this. Notice how short the rear door is, no decent sized adults can't possibly be comfortable


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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 5:55 pm Now that were on the subject with useless back seats, now that im in iceland, i noticed a bunch of toyota hatches that looks like this. Notice how short the rear door is, no decent sized adults can't possibly be comfortable


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We rented one of those the second time we went to Iceland… pretty sad vehicle, the Aygo.
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D Griff wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:25 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 5:55 pm Now that were on the subject with useless back seats, now that im in iceland, i noticed a bunch of toyota hatches that looks like this. Notice how short the rear door is, no decent sized adults can't possibly be comfortable


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We rented one of those the second time we went to Iceland… pretty sad vehicle, the Aygo.

Wasn't that 'Yota's answer to the Smart Car, and didn't Aston Martin (!) have a version of it, too?
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wap wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 8:10 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:25 pm

We rented one of those the second time we went to Iceland… pretty sad vehicle, the Aygo.

Wasn't that 'Yota's answer to the Smart Car, and didn't Aston Martin (!) have a version of it, too?
The Aston Signet was based on the Scion IQ I think… which maybe was sold as the previous gen Aygo in other markets?
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Wasn't that 'Yota's answer to the Smart Car, and didn't Aston Martin (!) have a version of it, too?
The Aston Signet was based on the Scion IQ I think… which maybe was sold as the previous gen Aygo in other markets?
Yeah, that sounds right.
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wap wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 8:10 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:25 pm

We rented one of those the second time we went to Iceland… pretty sad vehicle, the Aygo.

Wasn't that 'Yota's answer to the Smart Car, and didn't Aston Martin (!) have a version of it, too?
Thats the iq and its even smaller, we have it as a scion in the US.
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D Griff wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 8:39 pm
wap wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 8:10 pm


Wasn't that 'Yota's answer to the Smart Car, and didn't Aston Martin (!) have a version of it, too?
The Aston Signet was based on the Scion IQ I think… which maybe was sold as the previous gen Aygo in other markets?
Its definitely toyota iq in other markets, my cousins in athens has one of those
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D Griff wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:25 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 5:55 pm Now that were on the subject with useless back seats, now that im in iceland, i noticed a bunch of toyota hatches that looks like this. Notice how short the rear door is, no decent sized adults can't possibly be comfortable


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We rented one of those the second time we went to Iceland… pretty sad vehicle, the Aygo.
I drove the previous version … through Crimea. That thing was such a horrendous pos with a 3 cyl 1 liter motor. It couldn’t keep 50mph on a slight grade. Terrible 3rd world car
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 6:59 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:25 pm

We rented one of those the second time we went to Iceland… pretty sad vehicle, the Aygo.
I drove the previous version … through Crimea. That thing was such a horrendous pos with a 3 cyl 1 liter motor. It couldn’t keep 50mph on a slight grade. Terrible 3rd world car
That would certainly be quite the adventure today.
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 6:59 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:25 pm

We rented one of those the second time we went to Iceland… pretty sad vehicle, the Aygo.
I drove the previous version … through Crimea. That thing was such a horrendous pos with a 3 cyl 1 liter motor. It couldn’t keep 50mph on a slight grade. Terrible 3rd world car
Yep, slow as balls.
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It was meant to be an urban car only. When used as designed it should never have to go over 50 mph.
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wap wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 9:09 pm It was meant to be an urban car only. When used as designed it should never have to go over 50 mph.
The official top speed is 99mph the thing is freeway legal and not a scooter. Yet it’s basically a useless scooter with a tin can wrapper.
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:19 pm
wap wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 9:09 pm It was meant to be an urban car only. When used as designed it should never have to go over 50 mph.
The official top speed is 99mph the thing is freeway legal and not a scooter. Yet it’s basically a useless scooter with a tin can wrapper.
It really was terrible... would 100% pay for an upgrade next time. Dacia Duster is a far superior vehicle (which is not a common sentence).
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:19 pm
wap wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 9:09 pm It was meant to be an urban car only. When used as designed it should never have to go over 50 mph.
The official top speed is 99mph the thing is freeway legal and not a scooter. Yet it’s basically a useless scooter with a tin can wrapper.
"can" vs "should". I'd never want to try going that fast in one, lol. And I'd certainly never want to own one, but regardless of whether it can hit 99 mph, it should never have to if used as planned. As you said, an all-weather scooter for 2 for dense urban environments with narrow streets and limited parking.
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:44 am
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:19 pm

The official top speed is 99mph the thing is freeway legal and not a scooter. Yet it’s basically a useless scooter with a tin can wrapper.
"can" vs "should". I'd never want to try going that fast in one, lol. And I'd certainly never want to own one, but regardless of whether it can hit 99 mph, it should never have to if used as planned. As you said, an all-weather scooter for 2 for dense urban environments with narrow streets and limited parking.
Yea I’m with you… but imo a minimum qualification for a vehicle to be road legal is the ability to do the posted speed limit. This thing … could not or barely could and it was terrifying when an 18 wheeler can do it and you’re about to get squashed like a bug
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max225 wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:06 am
wap wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:44 am

"can" vs "should". I'd never want to try going that fast in one, lol. And I'd certainly never want to own one, but regardless of whether it can hit 99 mph, it should never have to if used as planned. As you said, an all-weather scooter for 2 for dense urban environments with narrow streets and limited parking.
Yea I’m with you… but imo a minimum qualification for a vehicle to be road legal is the ability to do the posted speed limit. This thing … could not or barely could and it was terrifying when an 18 wheeler can do it and you’re about to get squashed like a bug
:notwrong;
18 wheelers can be intimidating in my :gti: when they drive like asshats. Whole nuther level of terror in one of those things, lol
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:25 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:06 am
Yea I’m with you… but imo a minimum qualification for a vehicle to be road legal is the ability to do the posted speed limit. This thing … could not or barely could and it was terrifying when an 18 wheeler can do it and you’re about to get squashed like a bug
:notwrong;
18 wheelers can be intimidating in my :gti: when they drive like asshats. Whole nuther level of terror in one of those things, lol
I’d have thought the bright colors would deter that. My GTI was black but it didn’t get bullied much, maybe because of the xenon head lights.

The STI never got bullied. The Accord either. The CRV frequently gets cut off but I think it’s because nobody expects a CRV driver to a) care and 2) be able to do anything about it lol
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Hit a mondo pothole at about 5 mph that rammed the bump stops hard. I’d be surprised if the tire isn’t flat or the wheel isn’t bent. Damn 19” wheels.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:35 pm Hit a mondo pothole at about 5 mph that rammed the bump stops hard. I’d be surprised if the tire isn’t flat or the wheel isn’t bent. Damn 19” wheels.
Throw on some STI wheels from FB marketplace.
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