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Apex wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:50 pm
Apex wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:48 pm

I’ve had one issue with them not filling the tank or spilling fuel on the side in 18 years of full-service station use.

Whenever it clicks off “early” when I say full it is because I’m usually filling before it’s less than half a tank they ask me if that’s it or does it need more. They expected it to take more and asked.

:fakenews:
Just more reasons why I’m the dumbest mother fucker on the forum.
You're just :wrong: for not hating everyone and everything.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:56 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:50 pm
I thought that was illegal?
It's illegal for the station owner, not for the pumper.

I'm usually done pumping by the time they even notice I've pumped.
Illegal pumper :hubba: :hubba:
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:56 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:50 pm
I thought that was illegal?
It's illegal for the station owner, not for the pumper.

I'm usually done pumping by the time they even notice I've pumped.
Interesting. Must be Oregon where it's illegal to pump your own gas?

Coulda swore that was a thing somewhere.
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D Griff wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:58 pm
Apex wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:50 pm

Just more reasons why I’m the dumbest mother fucker on the forum.
You're just :wrong: for not hating everyone and everything.
Why can't we have diverging opinions and constantly call it out as :wrong: Just because my experience sucks and Apex's doesn't, doesn't mean that he is right and I am :wrong: or vice versa.

I was asked to explain why I loathe stations. Put yourself in my shoes and tell me, how gravy it is... I am not calling Apex wrong...

Hell... If I had cayla work a local gas station that was cheaper than anything else, in a mini skirt. I would get gas every day. :lol:
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Detroit wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:00 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:56 pm

It's illegal for the station owner, not for the pumper.

I'm usually done pumping by the time they even notice I've pumped.
Interesting. Must be Oregon where it's illegal to pump your own gas?

Coulda swore that was a thing somewhere.
Oregon for sure. They wouldn't let me touch the pump. I hated it... Major methhead tweakers at every stop ...

They looked like this.
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max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:00 pm
D Griff wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:58 pm

You're just :wrong: for not hating everyone and everything.
Why can't we have diverging opinions and constantly call it out as :wrong: Just because my experience sucks and Apex's doesn't, doesn't mean that he is right and I am :wrong: or vice versa.

I was asked to explain why I loathe stations. Put yourself in my shoes and tell me, how gravy it is... I am not calling Apex wrong...

Hell... If I had cayla work a local gas station that was cheaper than anything else, in a mini skirt. I would get gas every day. :lol:
Like a Tilted Kilt gas station?
That’s a pretty epic business idea...


Also, would 5/7 :beer: with Max, differing opinions and all.
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Apex wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:03 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:00 pm

Why can't we have diverging opinions and constantly call it out as :wrong: Just because my experience sucks and Apex's doesn't, doesn't mean that he is right and I am :wrong: or vice versa.

I was asked to explain why I loathe stations. Put yourself in my shoes and tell me, how gravy it is... I am not calling Apex wrong...

Hell... If I had cayla work a local gas station that was cheaper than anything else, in a mini skirt. I would get gas every day. :lol:
Like a Tilted Kilt gas station?
That’s a pretty epic business idea...


Also, would 5/7 :beer: with Max, differing opinions and all.
Right? They tried some whorish coffee spot here... But it may have failed..
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max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:33 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:29 pm

Move to Jersey, they pump your gas for you. :disgust:
So I am going to have a minimum wage asshole stand there, and if it clicks off early, which it does 50% of the time... ask him to do it again etc, then spill gas on the side of the car+ wipe it up with paper towels, its especially nice because its above unpainted wheel arches.

:nope: FUCK that.
Is California one of those "Can't pump your own gas" states?
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Melon wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:08 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:33 pm

So I am going to have a minimum wage asshole stand there, and if it clicks off early, which it does 50% of the time... ask him to do it again etc, then spill gas on the side of the car+ wipe it up with paper towels, its especially nice because its above unpainted wheel arches.

:nope: FUCK that.
Is California one of those "Can't pump your own gas" states?
No, my comment was about hating on someone else pumping my gas.
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max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:06 pm
Apex wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:03 pm

Like a Tilted Kilt gas station?
That’s a pretty epic business idea...


Also, would 5/7 :beer: with Max, differing opinions and all.
Right? They tried some whorish coffee spot here... But it may have failed..
Get some of your “friends” to work there and call it Gas and Ass. :lol:
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Apex wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:10 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:06 pm

Right? They tried some whorish coffee spot here... But it may have failed..
Get some of your “friends” to work there and call it Gas and Ass. :lol:
"GASS"
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max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:10 pm
Apex wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:10 pm

Get some of your “friends” to work there and call it Gas and Ass. :lol:
"GASS"
"Pumpers"

Plus sized girls?

"Plumpers"
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max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:09 pm
Melon wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:08 pm

Is California one of those "Can't pump your own gas" states?
No, my comment was about hating on someone else pumping my gas.
Word, I get that. That wouldn't settle with me either.
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max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:43 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:35 pm
:dat:

I'm fortunate that I don't have to buy gas in cities so it's an overall uneventful experience.
It's usually fine, but on occasion it isn't. but i am there 2x a week, that's often enough so occasionally shit happens. 1/100 is still 1x a year that there is some kind of :disgust: interaction.

Yesterday, I had some derp block the entrance out of a gas station. Because he was more important than anyone else... 20/30% of the time someone doesn't pull forward so you have to wait for them to be done with their useless existence and then pump... then they get back in the car and just fucking sit there, like the useless bags like they are.
I once had a crackhead offer to suck my dick.
I was high as fuck on coke at the time, I couldn't have her pleb drugness near me.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:42 pm :plac:

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:mahtroy: is now up there with the elites in one of the most expensive cars on DFD.
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max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:03 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:00 pm
Interesting. Must be Oregon where it's illegal to pump your own gas?

Coulda swore that was a thing somewhere.
Oregon for sure. They wouldn't let me touch the pump. I hated it... Major methhead tweakers at every stop ...

They looked like this.
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Yep... the Oregon setup is not great. NJ is better in my experience and the prices seem to be lower than other states in the :wasteful: areas up there where gas is pretty :waxer:
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max225 wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:17 pm :mahtroy: is now up there with the elites in one of the most expensive cars on DFD.
:dat:

The only car I've purchased for an amount that started with a three only had three numbers between it and the decimal. :scrooge:

Although my two cars are about one 86 so :iono: who is :wrong:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:45 pm
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Time for a new Radar detector.

My V1's consistently false on the gaydar, but my new Uniden R7 does not. The Uniden is pretty damned awesome too, user upgradeable firmware and directional arrows like the V1.
I bought a Passport Max 360 that seems to be working a lot better than my 9500ix. Perhaps people could just drive their cars? Adjust speeds for traffic? Check blind spots? Look over their shoulder? Be aware of their surroundings? Not be texting their 3 girlfriends whilst Instagramming and sending a tweet? Having a basic sense of competency and accountability?

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I don't disagree, but the world is advancing without us. It's only going to get worse with more autonomy.
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NY is a chore to pump gas in because they remove the detent allowing you to leave the trigger pulled... you have to stand there and squeeze the thing the whole time. :disgust: :butwhy: :thanksobama:
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:25 pm NY is a chore to pump gas in because they remove the detent allowing you to leave the trigger pulled... you have to stand there and squeeze the thing the whole time. :disgust: :butwhy: :thanksobama:
:mindblown: hold the cancer handle for 3 min because reasons... while ghouls circle you.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:25 pm NY is a chore to pump gas in because they remove the detent allowing you to leave the trigger pulled... you have to stand there and squeeze the thing the whole time. :disgust: :butwhy: :thanksobama:
:mindblown: hold the cancer handle for 3 min because reasons... while frostbite sets in.
:dat:

NY sucks
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:25 pm NY is a chore to pump gas in because they remove the detent allowing you to leave the trigger pulled... you have to stand there and squeeze the thing the whole time. :disgust: :butwhy: :thanksobama:
Get one of those widgets you stick in the handle. No handle lock is :wtf:
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D Griff wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:44 pm
troyguitar wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:25 pm NY is a chore to pump gas in because they remove the detent allowing you to leave the trigger pulled... you have to stand there and squeeze the thing the whole time. :disgust: :butwhy: :thanksobama:
Get one of those widgets you stick in the handle. No handle lock is :wtf:
You could wedge the gas cap in the handle to hold it.
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Apex wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:47 pm
D Griff wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:44 pm

Get one of those widgets you stick in the handle. No handle lock is :wtf:
You could wedge the gas cap in the handle to hold it.
Unless you drive a hot rod Lincoln, which doesn't have one :triggered:
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