DFD

Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:01 pm I’m a big fan of “twatwaffle,” too.

fledonfoot wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:24 pm

Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:01 pm I’m a big fan of “twatwaffle,” too.

Small aside here:

What is it with the American pronunciation of Twat? At least here around Philly it’s always with a “d” - like twad.
Where I come from it’s Twat with a hard “t” that sounds like “that”.

Mind you it means I can get away with sneaking in the occasional insult that nobody understands.

Anyway, twat’s my question of the day.

Sno wrote: ↑Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:07 pmSo fast forward to the rehearsal dinner.

It’s common to have an open mic at the rehearsal for a more casual opportunity for speeches. I was not at rehearsal but I heard the story from several people and the videographer caught it on film. A family friend of the Groom, also named Ashley, smashed out of her mind, grabbed the mic and started her speech with “Well, I was the first Ashley in Geoff’s life.”

This speech proceeded with her going into how her and Geoff had made pacts to get married to each other. And at 22, they decided to wait it out until 25. And then at 25 they decided to wait again. And so on. And that the only reason this wasn’t their wedding rehearsal was because Geoff met the other Ashley.

You can imagine how this went down. The Maid of Honor ended up bitching the girl out and asked her to leave. In a strange turn of events, Ashley-not-marrying-Geoff still showed her face at the wedding. As a second note, ANMG is also already married herself. Husband was in attendance to witness the whole shit show.

fledonfoot wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:24 pm

Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:01 pm I’m a big fan of “twatwaffle,” too.

Small aside here:

What is it with the American pronunciation of Twat? At least here around Philly it’s always with a “d” - like twad.
Where I come from it’s Twat with a hard “t” that sounds like “that”.

Mind you it means I can get away with sneaking in the occasional insult that nobody understands.

Anyway, twat’s my question of the day.

Sno wrote: ↑Wed May 23, 2018 8:43 am

stripethree wrote: ↑Wed May 23, 2018 8:10 am
How much Xanax is this one taking on the daily?

I’m not sure this one is Xanax. All though she did act like this is all totally normal and cool. She asked me at one point how many brides have I had that contracted before they were engaged to which my response was “um ...none.” And she just smiled.

In her defense, if there is one, she wanted a September wedding for this year but quickly realized everyone and everything is already booked for Saturdays in September. My Septembers book 18 months in advance. So I think she’s nervous that she needs to get on it if she wants June, the next popular.

All though that still means she was shopping for September before she was even engaged, too. And on a far tighter time crunch for a proposal. And a venue to be built.

Xanax has a kid now and by evidence of social media, absolutely despises being a mother. She also put on about 25 lbs. Which would really help even out the milligrams she’s swallowing...

Acid666 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:52 pm

fledonfoot wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:24 pm

Small aside here:

What is it with the American pronunciation of Twat? At least here around Philly it’s always with a “d” - like twad.
Where I come from it’s Twat with a hard “t” that sounds like “that”.

Mind you it means I can get away with sneaking in the occasional insult that nobody understands.

Anyway, twat’s my question of the day.

Down in Airboat-ville it's with a T at the end too. But the Cajun and inbreds like to turn their "th" into "d" at the beginning of words. "There" becomes "dere"... then the ever famous "that" becomes "dat"

Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:32 pm Let me paint Saturday's picture for you:

95 degrees. Over 100 degrees with the heat index.

The shit barn I posted a few pages back without A/C.

lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:35 am This was a fun read. I read every single god damn page yesterday.

lagunasecaballs wrote:This was a fun read. I read every single god damn page yesterday.

troyguitar wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:43 am

lagunasecaballs wrote:This was a fun read. I read every single god damn page yesterday.

50 shades of cray

lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:35 am This was a fun read. I read every single god damn page yesterday.

wap wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:20 pm

Acid666 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:52 pm

Down in Airboat-ville it's with a T at the end too. But the Cajun and inbreds like to turn their "th" into "d" at the beginning of words. "There" becomes "dere"... then the ever famous "that" becomes "dat"

We pronounce it with hard T's at both ends here, too.

Desertbreh wrote:

wap wrote: ↑Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:20 pm We pronounce it with hard T's at both ends here, too.

If it is prounounced twad it would be spelled twad.

KiaGiver wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:29 am I also read all the pages. I told Trav I’d love to intern for you in the fall, lol.

troyguitar wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:26 pm

Desertbreh wrote:
If it is prounounced twad it would be spelled twad.

Twat, as in SWAT... or

Sno wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:09 pm

KiaGiver wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:29 am I also read all the pages. I told Trav I’d love to intern for you in the fall, lol.

Accepting resumes. Can you sweat your ass off? That’s basically all we do.

KiaGiver wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 6:22 pm

Sno wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:09 pm

Accepting resumes. Can you sweat your ass off? That’s basically all we do.

i can sweat, lift heavy shit, and eat food

Sno wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:50 pm

KiaGiver wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 6:22 pm

i can sweat, lift heavy shit, and eat food

Hired. Like, so hired. I’ve been saying for years I need to figure out how to get a capable male on staff.

Acid666 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:36 pm

Sno wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:50 pm

Hired. Like, so hired. I’ve been saying for years I need to figure out how to get a capable male on staff.

I'd totally do that shit. I'm super organized and punctual, and love watching people dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes.
Sno you need your own reality show. I'd binge watch that and yell at my tv the whole time like I do for My 600 Pound Life

Sno wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:13 am

Acid666 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:36 pm

I'd totally do that shit. I'm super organized and punctual, and love watching people dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes.
Sno you need your own reality show. I'd binge watch that and yell at my tv the whole time like I do for My 600 Pound Life

You’re hired, too.

I’m taking steps towards a podcast. We’ll see where it goes. I was just talking to Zilch last night about how if you all, the last demographic I would expect to be entertained by this shit, is entertained, then it might be something.

Sno wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:13 am

Acid666 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:36 pm

I'd totally do that shit. I'm super organized and punctual, and love watching people dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes.
Sno you need your own reality show. I'd binge watch that and yell at my tv the whole time like I do for My 600 Pound Life

You’re hired, too.

I’m taking steps towards a podcast. We’ll see where it goes. I was just talking to Zilch last night about how if you all, the last demographic I would expect to be entertained by this shit, is entertained, then it might be something.

Sno wrote:

Acid666 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:36 pm I'd totally do that shit. I'm super organized and punctual, and love watching people dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes.
Sno you need your own reality show. I'd binge watch that and yell at my tv the whole time like I do for My 600 Pound Life

You’re hired, too.

I’m taking steps towards a podcast. We’ll see where it goes. I was just talking to Zilch last night about how if you all, the last demographic I would expect to be entertained by this shit, are entertained, then it might be something.