Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

[Apex]

Let it be known, Trudy is the "Cuck Master" with his wide array of knowledge on the subject.

Seriously. I didn't really know what a "cuck" was until Trudy schooled us here. understanding of the subject.

I’m more surprised at the lack of cuck knowledge amongst this group of omniscient beings.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Seriously. I didn't really know what a "cuck" was until Trudy schooled us here. understanding of the subject.

I’m more surprised at the lack of cuck knowledge amongst this group of omniscient beings.

Because most of us are from from that in reality...though with a deeper understand of the term, I think the right winner was crowned.

I don't do or agree to anything that I can't get into myself. I see now that the fact that I like the Crosstrek and am ultimately happy with the purchase disqualifies me.

[Desertbreh]

I’m more surprised at the lack of cuck knowledge amongst this group of omniscient beings.

Because most of us are from from that in reality...though with a deeper understand of the term, I think the right winner was crowned.

I don't do or agree to anything that I can't get into myself. I see now that the fact that I like the Crosstrek and am ultimately happy with the purchase disqualifies me.

Perhaps not. Had Berlin showed up in time, he would have told the tale of purchasing King Dan's ultimate dream machine, then bitching about it constantly AND turning into a chaueffer for his SO because the SO doesn't like That's a pretty cucktastic story.

[Apex]

I’m more surprised at the lack of cuck knowledge amongst this group of omniscient beings.

Because most of us are from from that in reality...though with a deeper understand of the term, I think the right winner was crowned.

I don't do or agree to anything that I can't get into myself. I see now that the fact that I like the Crosstrek and am ultimately happy with the purchase disqualifies me.

[razr390]

Open relationship =/= cuck. Cuck does not get to fuck. Usually cucks are “not masculine enough” for their women so their women fuck “bulls” or guys with bigger dicks or more testosterone to their delight and the cucks havw no say in the matter. The only way it’s kinky is if the dude likes to get shamed or be a bitch about it.

Let it be known, Trudy is the "Cuck Master" with his wide array of knowledge on the subject.

I’m just preparing myself.

[Irish]

Let it be known, Trudy is the "Cuck Master" with his wide array of knowledge on the subject.

I’m just preparing myself.

, that ship has sailed. Welcome to fatherhood.... a certain amount of cuckdom is built in...the extent depends on the SO......

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Because most of us are from from that in reality...though with a deeper understand of the term, I think the right winner was crowned.

I don't do or agree to anything that I can't get into myself. I see now that the fact that I like the Crosstrek and am ultimately happy with the purchase disqualifies me.

Perhaps not. Had Berlin showed up in time, he would have told the tale of purchasing King Dan's ultimate dream machine, then bitching about it constantly AND turning into a chaueffer for his SO because the SO doesn't like That's a pretty cucktastic story.

Nah, the car just isn't quite what he wanted, no cuck found IMO.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Because most of us are from from that in reality...though with a deeper understand of the term, I think the right winner was crowned.

I don't do or agree to anything that I can't get into myself. I see now that the fact that I like the Crosstrek and am ultimately happy with the purchase disqualifies me.

It was the argument the breh from the desert was making against me the entire time. I think he's right, ultimately. It wasn't a cool car or necessarily the one I coveted, but it's a good buy that checks all the boxes. I could have bought the MINI if I wanted to, but wife wanting the CT2 more pushed the decision. That's far from Trudy's definition of cuck. If I hated the CT2 I wouldn't have bought it. I thought liking something I shouldn't was cuck.

[razr390]

I’m just preparing myself.

, that ship has sailed. Welcome to fatherhood.... a certain amount of cuckdom is built in...the extent depends on the SO......

is Hispanic Latina blood. Cuck mode full

[Desertbreh]

Perhaps not. Had Berlin showed up in time, he would have told the tale of purchasing King Dan's ultimate dream machine, then bitching about it constantly AND turning into a chaueffer for his SO because the SO doesn't like That's a pretty cucktastic story.

Nah, the car just isn't quite what he wanted, no cuck found IMO.

I have to admit I was in his review. I has hoping for this is IT.

[HerrBerlin]

Because most of us are from from that in reality...though with a deeper understand of the term, I think the right winner was crowned.

I don't do or agree to anything that I can't get into myself. I see now that the fact that I like the Crosstrek and am ultimately happy with the purchase disqualifies me.

Perhaps not. Had Berlin showed up in time, he would have told the tale of purchasing King Dan's ultimate dream machine, then bitching about it constantly AND turning into a chaueffer for his SO because the SO doesn't like That's a pretty cucktastic story.

[HerrBerlin]

Nah, the car just isn't quite what he wanted, no cuck found IMO.

I have to admit I was in his review. I has hoping for this is IT.

Trust me, I am so with myself in the way I feel about it. I truly thought it'd be perfect for me so I'm confused by the way I feel. Guess I should go try tracking it or something before I try offing it.

[Desertbreh]

I have to admit I was in his review. I has hoping for this is IT.

Trust me, I am so with myself in the way I feel about it. I truly thought it'd be perfect for me so I'm confused by the way I feel. Guess I should go try tracking it or something before I try offing it.

Maybe this is the way everyone feels about a car that is not a Lotus Evora GT.

[Tar]

Trust me, I am so with myself in the way I feel about it. I truly thought it'd be perfect for me so I'm confused by the way I feel. Guess I should go try tracking it or something before I try offing it.

Maybe this is the way everyone feels about a car that is not a Lotus Evora GT.

:ohhai: , there was a little excitement when I jumped in the

[Desertbreh]

Maybe this is the way everyone feels about a car that is not a Lotus Evora GT.

:ohhai: , there was a little excitement when I jumped in the

You have on the ARRRR?

[Tar]

:ohhai: , there was a little excitement when I jumped in the

You have on the ARRRR?

Most days I drive it like a normal person on sprawling stretches of freeway to and from work with a trunk full of tools. The car feels like any ordinary TSI Golf in that setting aside from creature comforts and 19" Pretorias with three bent barrels. I could hit the go pedal harder but then I'll be getting intimate with the long arm of the law . Some things I like are the adaptive shocks and multi-stiffness settings in the steering, as well as DSG farts when I rip through gears.

I've had the car for four years, and sometime after the 3rd year it became ordinary to me. I guess it is finally beat up enough to get treated like an appliance, so my brain turned it into that. I do have two more years and 60k km of problem free driving, carrying an extended warranty that covers all non-cosmetic/non-consumable component failures, so once that's all used up I'll consider something that makes the daily commute more comfortable. It should have a longer wheelbase first and foremost, and I'll probably give up some handling prowess to more compliance over pot holes and the occasional railroad tracks.

It makes sense to look at Toyota/Lexus products for the reasons we discuss everyday, but also because I get flack for parking this flashy blue VW right beside the entrance doors of prominent manufacturing facilities and I hear about my lack of loyalty to their brand at least weekly. I'm not sure how I'll get away with buying a miserly comfy four door family hauler from that brand without being labeled Biggest Cuck of 2023 is beyond me, but the writing is on the wall.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Trust me, I am so with myself in the way I feel about it. I truly thought it'd be perfect for me so I'm confused by the way I feel. Guess I should go try tracking it or something before I try offing it.

Maybe this is the way everyone feels about a car that is not a Lotus Evora GT.

I think aging plays a role. I bet I'd hate my coveted 951 as a daily if I had it today.

We're far more willing to deal with dumb shit to drive cool shit when were young. Now the downsides are hard to overcome unless there's a comfy alternative to spend most of the time in.

[Desertbreh]

You have on the ARRRR?

Most days I drive it like a normal person on sprawling stretches of freeway to and from work with a trunk full of tools. The car feels like any ordinary TSI Golf in that setting aside from creature comforts and 19" Pretorias with three bent barrels. I could hit the go pedal harder but then I'll be getting intimate with the long arm of the law . Some things I like are the adaptive shocks and multi-stiffness settings in the steering, as well as DSG farts when I rip through gears.

I've had the car for four years, and sometime after the 3rd year it became ordinary to me. I guess it is finally beat up enough to get treated like an appliance, so my brain turned it into that. I do have two more years and 60k km of problem free driving, carrying an extended warranty that covers all non-cosmetic/non-consumable component failures, so once that's all used up I'll consider something that makes the daily commute more comfortable. It should have a longer wheelbase first and foremost, and I'll probably give up some handling prowess to more compliance over pot holes and the occasional railroad tracks.

It makes sense to look at Toyota/Lexus products for the reasons we discuss everyday, but also because I get flack for parking this flashy blue VW right beside the entrance doors of prominent manufacturing facilities and I hear about my lack of loyalty to their brand at least weekly. I'm not sure how I'll get away with buying a miserly comfy four door family hauler from that brand without being labeled Biggest Cuck of 2023 is beyond me, but the writing is on the wall.

Yeah, that is probably not the best thing. I get the rest. Goddam don't you cannucks get decent roads with all that communism?

[Desertbreh]

Maybe this is the way everyone feels about a car that is not a Lotus Evora GT.

I think aging plays a role. I bet I'd hate my coveted 951 as a daily if I had it today.

We're far more willing to deal with dumb shit to drive cool shit when were young. Now the downsides are hard to overcome unless there's a comfy alternative to spend most of the time in.

BLASPHEMER

[wap]

Maybe this is the way everyone feels about a car that is not a Lotus Evora GT.

I think aging plays a role. I bet I'd hate my coveted 951 as a daily if I had it today.

We're far more willing to deal with dumb shit to drive cool shit when were young. Now the downsides are hard to overcome unless there's a comfy alternative to spend most of the time in.

[Tar]

Most days I drive it like a normal person on sprawling stretches of freeway to and from work with a trunk full of tools. The car feels like any ordinary TSI Golf in that setting aside from creature comforts and 19" Pretorias with three bent barrels. I could hit the go pedal harder but then I'll be getting intimate with the long arm of the law . Some things I like are the adaptive shocks and multi-stiffness settings in the steering, as well as DSG farts when I rip through gears.

I've had the car for four years, and sometime after the 3rd year it became ordinary to me. I guess it is finally beat up enough to get treated like an appliance, so my brain turned it into that. I do have two more years and 60k km of problem free driving, carrying an extended warranty that covers all non-cosmetic/non-consumable component failures, so once that's all used up I'll consider something that makes the daily commute more comfortable. It should have a longer wheelbase first and foremost, and I'll probably give up some handling prowess to more compliance over pot holes and the occasional railroad tracks.

It makes sense to look at Toyota/Lexus products for the reasons we discuss everyday, but also because I get flack for parking this flashy blue VW right beside the entrance doors of prominent manufacturing facilities and I hear about my lack of loyalty to their brand at least weekly. I'm not sure how I'll get away with buying a miserly comfy four door family hauler from that brand without being labeled Biggest Cuck of 2023 is beyond me, but the writing is on the wall.

Yeah, that is probably not the best thing. I get the rest. Goddam don't you cannucks get decent roads with all that communism?

That's the biggest thing, I got an razzled by the Lexus Maintenance Manager again today

Sure, we have great roads but not good enough to keep my 19 inchers perfectly round. Two weeks ago my wife and I swapped cars so that I could take the kiddos to the cottage; Upon her commute to reunite with us the next day, she drove through some railroad tracks without slowing down. Oof.... I think it cucked my wheels up, or worse yet my car might even have a wheel bearing starting to go. This is my struggle with the car.

[Desertbreh]

Yeah, that is probably not the best thing. I get the rest. Goddam don't you cannucks get decent roads with all that communism?

That's the biggest thing, I got an razzled by the Lexus Maintenance Manager again today

Sure, we have great roads but not good enough to keep my 19 inchers perfectly round. Two weeks ago my wife and I swapped cars so that I could take the kiddos to the cottage; Upon her commute to reunite with us the next day, she drove through some railroad tracks without slowing down. Oof.... I think it cucked my wheels up, or worse yet my car might even have a wheel bearing starting to go. This is my struggle with the car.

More Canadian Vocab....

[Tar]

That's the biggest thing, I got an razzled by the Lexus Maintenance Manager again today

Sure, we have great roads but not good enough to keep my 19 inchers perfectly round. Two weeks ago my wife and I swapped cars so that I could take the kiddos to the cottage; Upon her commute to reunite with us the next day, she drove through some railroad tracks without slowing down. Oof.... I think it cucked my wheels up, or worse yet my car might even have a wheel bearing starting to go. This is my struggle with the car.

More Canadian Vocab....

Slightly modified thanks to DFD jargon, and the natural tendency to use fake swear words around the CF.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

OEMs always give shit for driving off brand vehicles, and I think in some cases it's why they suck so hard. How do you know you're the best if you never experience the rest? My Subaru experience was compared to any FCA or GM experience. There's a lot that could be learned there.

[max225]

OEMs always give shit for driving off brand vehicles, and I think in some cases it's why they suck so hard. How do you know you're the best if you never experience the rest? My Subaru experience was compared to any FCA or GM experience. There's a lot that could be learned there.

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