OT Numero Uno: My ding ding dong

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Hansgustaf wrote:
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:fuckyeah: emojis are back!
'bout time. :sawse:
Shit SAWSE has an emoji??? :ohdang:
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Apex wrote:
D Griff wrote: FHRITP then :gtfo:
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:fuckyeah: emojis are back!
Get an avatar you noob.

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nuggstein wrote:So last night's date was great! She's VERY mature for being 22. She coaches, is a building manager, does a lot of stuff. Has a great head on her shoulders, knows what she wants, is polite, and caring. Even though we're not into a lot of the same things, she said that if I wanted to play video games (as an example) while she read a book next to me would be perfectly fine. We had played a game prior to meeting where I was supposed to pay for dinner because I lost, but she still offered which was nice. She definitely liked me and wants to hang out again. She's a little chub, but has a nose ring. She said she's getting her nips pierced, and getting a few tattoos. SO HOT.

2 for 2 so far. Hanging with teacher on Friday.
You can't say pierced nips and not give pics. That's my weakness. She told you this?

Even clothed pics are fine.
I posted pics yesterday! She told me via text because I told her I liked her nose ring, and she asked me how I felt about pierced nipples.
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D Griff wrote:
Apex wrote: :dat:

:fuckyeah: emojis are back!
Get an avatar you noob.

:bruh:
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nuggstein wrote:
[user not found] wrote: You can't say pierced nips and not give pics. That's my weakness. She told you this?

Even clothed pics are fine.
I posted pics yesterday! She told me via text because I told her I liked her nose ring, and she asked me how I felt about pierced nipples.
Is she going to pierce that chubby clitoris?
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nuggstein wrote::crang:
get an avatar you noob

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D Griff wrote:
nuggstein wrote: I posted pics yesterday! She told me via text because I told her I liked her nose ring, and she asked me how I felt about pierced nipples.
Is she going to pierce that chubby clitoris?
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[user not found] wrote:I be in troytucky
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote:I be in troytucky
speaking of which, where is :mahtroy:
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[user not found] wrote:I be in Pennsyltucky
oh, word? me too.
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D Griff wrote:
Apex wrote: :dat:

:fuckyeah: emojis are back!
Get an avatar you noob.

:bruh:
Fixed.
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Apex wrote:
D Griff wrote: Get an avatar you noob.

:bruh:
Fixed.
yo avatah be fresh.
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[user not found] wrote:I be in troytucky
:mahtroy: dining on dat corporate card?? :fuckyeah: :amaze: MahTroysgettingRicher
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Johnny_P wrote:This is fucked up
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nuggstein wrote: I posted pics yesterday! She told me via text because I told her I liked her nose ring, and she asked me how I felt about pierced nipples.

I didn't see them, I'm traveling for work.

That means she wants you to see them by the way. Next time she mentions them ask to see them.
She said she's going to get them, not that she got them yet.
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I get to see President Obama today!!!!
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razr390 wrote:I get to see President Obama today!!!!
uhh who cares?
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the long quote gets a little intense.
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Hansgustaf wrote:
[user not found] wrote:I be in troytucky
speaking of which, where is :mahtroy:
His :millennial: ass is definitely asleep, it's not even 11 AM.

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D Griff wrote:
Hansgustaf wrote: speaking of which, where is :mahtroy:
His :millennial: ass is definitely asleep, it's not even 11 AM.

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Dang, forum doesn't like working on Chrome. Keeps popping up with DNS issues, but works fine in IE.

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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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