POOLE: Mayonnaise on a hamburger?

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Do you put mayo on a burger

Yes, I enjoy treating my burgers like a cold cut sandwich and put oily egg white residue on them.
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No, I would never disrespect beef in such an uncouth fashion.
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I'm a vegetarian and need to get the fuck out of this thread.
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Nope, not usually.
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I have but don't usually.
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I voted no. But there is no option for different kinds of mayo.

Just straight mayo? :nope:

But something like chipotle mayo on the right burger...
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Only on a whopper. Or like calvinballz said, a nice chipolte mayo or somethin.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:22 am Avocado mayo on a burger is killer too
That falls under the "specialty mayo" category for which there is not powl option.
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Sometimes. A thin layer of mayo keeps the buns from getting soggy. :science:
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Mayo is GD delicious. The bun is often too dry without.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:54 am Fuck yes. Mayo and BBQ sauce.
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bbq is a go to especially with swiss or cheddar.

I dont ever glob mayo on, it gets a gentle even coat.
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4zilch wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:31 am Sometimes. A thin layer of mayo keeps the buns from getting soggy. :science:
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I've been know to enjoy it both ways :doe:

it aint a deal breaker with or without, a homemade burger is fucking awesome regardless.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:29 am Bad powls are like bad poles. Satisfying to no one.
Let's walk through this analytically.

There's no chipotle mayo option. There's no avacado mayo option. There's no light mayo option. There's no garlic mayo option. There's no basil mayo, no bacon mayo, no mint mayo, vegan mayo, or olive oil mayo options either.

Poll options are limited to 50 and I'll bet there's more than 50 things that are used to flavor mayo.

So given the limitations of cellphone-based polling technology on this forum I elected to distill options down whether or not your put mayo - any kind of fucking mayo - on your hamburger like a shitty Wendy's in Chanitlly, VA.
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Sanchez wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:55 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:29 am Bad powls are like bad poles. Satisfying to no one.
Let's walk through this analytically.

There's no chipotle mayo option. There's no avacado mayo option. There's no light mayo option. There's no garlic mayo option. There's no basil mayo, no bacon mayo, no mint mayo, vegan mayo, or olive oil mayo options either.

Poll options are limited to 50 and I'll bet there's more than 50 things that are used to flavor mayo.

So given the limitations of cellphone-based polling technology on this forum I elected to distill options down whether or not your put mayo - any kind of fucking mayo - on your hamburger like a shitty Wendy's in Chanitlly, VA.
There are currently 3 powl options.

Adding "specialty mayo" would bring that to...

Carry the 10...account for standard deviation...

Fuck it I give up.
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Specialty mayo is still mayo.
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I voted yes, but it depends on where the burger is from.
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Sanchez wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:17 pm Specialty mayo is still mayo.
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I like the poll.
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dubshow wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:22 am I've been know to enjoy it both ways :doe:

it aint a deal breaker with or without, a homemade burger is fucking awesome regardless.
I agree, said yes because I do like it.
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Close powl is close. :impressive:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:54 am Fuck yes. Mayo and BBQ sauce.
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A thousand times, NO.
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I don't care for BBQ sauce on burgers.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:52 pm I don't care for BBQ sauce on burgers.
Depends on the burger.
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