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[user not found] wrote:I have a work dinner shortly. :rolleyes:
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For those interested, this is the full size of my avatar, it's Jessica Nigri's Halloween photo shoot she did:

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Oh, and we didn't get shitty chain pizza. We got it from a good local joint. 5/7 lunch.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Devilchrono wrote:For those interested, this is the full size of my avatar, it's Jessica Nigri's Halloween photo shoot she did:

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Here's a moment that made my day. Daughter put the first bite of her dinner, homemade meatballs a la cball, and her eyes lit up and she declared "wow!"
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wap wrote:Oh, and we didn't get shitty chain pizza. We got it from a good local joint. 5/7 lunch.
My mom had a big reunion thing for her 60th birthday this weekend and we had pizza. I was recruited to drive to the places and pick it up (had to get it from two places because high maintenance people).

I got three 'zas from Mellow Mushroom at a rather extraordinarily pricey $80 and then went on to Pizza Hut, where I got four pizzas for $36. The Pizza Hut pizza was definitely better. Both are chains though, but :iono: I like Pizza Hut and shit. Not saying they're the best pizzas in the world, but many local spots I've had aren't as good. Different strokes though, pizza preferences are very subjective.
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A tax analyst job opened up at Hannah's company. She's gonna find out about salary and if it's in my range, I'm going to apply for shits and giggles.
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my name is yan but i go by igor and i live under teh stairs
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Calvinball wrote:It has been decided, I will have a beer tonight.
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balius wrote:A tax analyst job opened up at Hannah's company. She's gonna find out about salary and if it's in my range, I'm going to apply for shits and giggles.
In Minneapolis?

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Can't hurt to apply. Minneapolis is cool but damn is it fucking cold.
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balius wrote:A tax analyst job opened up at Hannah's company. She's gonna find out about salary and if it's in my range, I'm going to apply for shits and giggles.
Move out to Tiny soda
Yes. Live in mom's basement with vwborar
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Hansgustaf wrote:
[user not found] wrote: Move out to Tiny soda
Yes. Live in mom's basement with vwborar
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Dat basement life.
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[user not found] wrote: Move out to Tiny soda
Yes. Live in mom's basement with vwborar
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balius wrote:A tax analyst job opened up at Hannah's company. She's gonna find out about salary and if it's in my range, I'm going to apply for shits and giggles.
Move out to Minnesota?
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[user not found] wrote:Bang everyone

Bout time you got a stupid fuxking asshole avatar.
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I guess I didn't drink much this week, barely any beer glasses in the dishwasher.
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Chick at the dog park is wearing a super short dress. Saw her whole ass when she bent to pick up her dog's shit.
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Calvinball wrote:I guess I didn't drink much this week, barely any beer glasses in the dishwasher.

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Calvinball wrote:I guess I didn't drink much this week, barely any beer glasses in the dishwasher.

:disappoint: :disappoint: :disappoint: :disappoint: :disappoint: :disappoint: :disappoint: :disappoint:
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wap wrote:Oh, and we didn't get shitty chain pizza. We got it from a good local joint. 5/7 lunch.
My mom had a big reunion thing for her 60th birthday this weekend and we had pizza. I was recruited to drive to the places and pick it up (had to get it from two places because high maintenance people).

I got three 'zas from Mellow Mushroom at a rather extraordinarily pricey $80 and then went on to Pizza Hut, where I got four pizzas for $36. The Pizza Hut pizza was definitely better. Both are chains though, but :iono: I like Pizza Hut and shit. Not saying they're the best pizzas in the world, but many local spots I've had aren't as good. Different strokes though, pizza preferences are very subjective.
True. We have some local chains here that make :jimp: pizza.

But 80 bones for 3 pizzas?? :mindblown:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote:
D Griff wrote: My mom had a big reunion thing for her 60th birthday this weekend and we had pizza. I was recruited to drive to the places and pick it up (had to get it from two places because high maintenance people).

I got three 'zas from Mellow Mushroom at a rather extraordinarily pricey $80 and then went on to Pizza Hut, where I got four pizzas for $36. The Pizza Hut pizza was definitely better. Both are chains though, but :iono: I like Pizza Hut and shit. Not saying they're the best pizzas in the world, but many local spots I've had aren't as good. Different strokes though, pizza preferences are very subjective.
True. We have some local chains here that make :jimp: pizza.

But 80 bones for 3 pizzas?? :mindblown:
Yeah that sounds like some hipster millennial bullshit.
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balius wrote:Chick at the dog park is wearing a super short dress. Saw her whole ass when she bent to pick up her dog's shit.
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[user not found] wrote: Move out to Tiny soda
Yes. Live in mom's basement with vwborar
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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