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J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 8:52 am
golftdibrad1 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 8:33 am

its not the 760 part.... thats regional and whatever, I trust you've done the homework to establish if that number is reasonable to you.

Its the 760k for semi attached housing that is :nope:
That size and quality in that area is double that price for single family….

https://us-east.prospects.com/prospects ... 4ZolB48%3D
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J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 8:52 am
golftdibrad1 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 8:33 am

its not the 760 part.... thats regional and whatever, I trust you've done the homework to establish if that number is reasonable to you.

Its the 760k for semi attached housing that is :nope:
That size and quality in that area is double that price for single family….

https://us-east.prospects.com/prospects ... 4ZolB48%3D
yea, because of supply and demand.... literally no one middle class wants to raise a family in attached housing.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 9:05 am
J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 8:52 am

That size and quality in that area is double that price for single family….

https://us-east.prospects.com/prospects ... 4ZolB48%3D
Dan is fighting against the burbs hard
It’s that phase of life where your kid & wife want space, and all you want is a garage and a fridge full of beer
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 9:05 am
J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 8:52 am

That size and quality in that area is double that price for single family….

https://us-east.prospects.com/prospects ... 4ZolB48%3D
Dan is fighting against the burbs hard
Legit question ... are single family homes even located in "cities" ?
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max225 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 11:09 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 9:05 am

Dan is fighting against the burbs hard
Legit question ... are single family homes even located in "cities" ?
If Dan can get to work without getting in a car or using a bus stop, he's still in the city.

IMO
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 11:20 am
max225 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 11:09 am

Legit question ... are single family homes even located in "cities" ?
If Dan can get to work without getting in a car or using a bus stop, he's still in the city.

IMO
Dude works 3000 miles away :yikes:
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max225 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 11:22 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 11:20 am

If Dan can get to work without getting in a car or using a bus stop, he's still in the city.

IMO
Dude works 3000 miles away :yikes:
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J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 9:16 am
CaleDeRoo wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 9:05 am

Dan is fighting against the burbs hard
It’s that phase of life where your kid & wife want space, and all you want is a garage and a fridge full of beer
That's every phase of life, J.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:34 pm
J-Ho-Fo-Show69 wrote: Tue Jun 10, 2025 9:16 am

It’s that phase of life where your kid & wife want space, and all you want is a garage and a fridge full of beer
That's every phase of life, J.
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House just popped up at the top of the hills we live on… wouldn’t mind doing dishes with that view of Mt. Hood.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1500 ... 0985_zpid/
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Lovely house, but I'm going to bitch about something I absolutely loathe in houses.
TV over the fire place. No, just no.
Stop it, quit it, get some help.
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:26 am House just popped up at the top of the hills we live on… wouldn’t mind doing dishes with that view of Mt. Hood.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1500 ... 0985_zpid/
You know, there are a lot of times you west coast fucks post these houses and I'm all like "fuck paying 1 million (or 1.2in this case) dollars for that kind of shit, yall are out your fucking minds" BUT

This one? worth it, 100% WOULD. :woodplow: :woodplow: :woodplow: :woodplow: :woodplow:
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golftdibrad1 wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:51 am
SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:26 am House just popped up at the top of the hills we live on… wouldn’t mind doing dishes with that view of Mt. Hood.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1500 ... 0985_zpid/
You know, there are a lot of times you west coast fucks post these houses and I'm all like "fuck paying 1 million (or 1.2in this case) dollars for that kind of shit, yall are out your fucking minds" BUT

This one? worth it, 100% WOULD. :woodplow: :woodplow: :woodplow: :woodplow: :woodplow:
Oh yeah this one I would happily pay that money for if I had it. A lot of other stuff at the 1M mark are :flaccid: as you said.
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Melon2.0 wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:42 am Lovely house, but I'm going to bitch about something I absolutely loathe in houses.
TV over the fire place. No, just no.
Stop it, quit it, get some help.
If I have to bitch about something, I don’t love the look of the bar area they did.. but I can forgive that for the rest of it.
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:54 am
Melon2.0 wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:42 am Lovely house, but I'm going to bitch about something I absolutely loathe in houses.
TV over the fire place. No, just no.
Stop it, quit it, get some help.
If I have to bitch about something, I don’t love the look of the bar area they did.. but I can forgive that for the rest of it.
Same, but man, those views.
That master bathroom is legit even if the tile and cabinets make it look really busy.
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Melon2.0 wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:42 am Lovely house, but I'm going to bitch about something I absolutely loathe in houses.
TV over the fire place. No, just no.
Stop it, quit it, get some help.
:THANKYOU: I was thinking the same exact thing! :lolol:
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:26 am House just popped up at the top of the hills we live on… wouldn’t mind doing dishes with that view of Mt. Hood.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1500 ... 0985_zpid/
Quite dope. I agree with the value statements posted earlier.
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Melon2.0 wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:42 am Lovely house, but I'm going to bitch about something I absolutely loathe in houses.
TV over the fire place. No, just no.
Stop it, quit it, get some help.
:bravo:

That was actually a requirement when we were house shopping back in 2021. I refused to buy a place where the TV could only go above the fireplace. Wife doesn't mind, but I refuse to entertain the idea. I'm not a giraffe.

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to calling this out. r/TVTooHigh
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Such forum passion for TV placement.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 1:03 pm Such forum passion for TV placement.
When we built or BR house i redisiged the fireplace /entertainment center to be more of a moderen offset and avoided this.

Current house.... over the fireplace. Oh well. its old, tvs weren't even invented yet.
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Our TV is over the fireplace :aintcare:
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 1:35 pm Our TV is over the fireplace :aintcare:
:howdareu:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:26 am House just popped up at the top of the hills we live on… wouldn’t mind doing dishes with that view of Mt. Hood.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1500 ... 0985_zpid/
I'd offer 999k and see if they bite.

It is a shit ton of house for the money.
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Also 2% property tax rate... :wtf: :nope: Goverment owns your pos paper house in 30 years
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max225 wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 5:34 pm Also 2% property tax rate... :wtf: :nope: Goverment owns your pos paper house in 30 years
No sales tax brah. Those roads don't pave themselves.
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