Shit I See As a RE Professional…..

[J-Ho-Fo-Show69]

Ladies and ladies, your first installment of shit I see and hear!

I present Gaston county!

[Desertbreh]

Subscribed. First installment is 5/7

[J-Ho-Fo-Show69]

Subscribed. First installment is 5/7

And before you ask, yes, there were pee stains on the carpet….

[Desertbreh]

Subscribed. First installment is 5/7

And before you ask, yes, there were pee stains on the carpet….

Carpet in bathrooms is disgusting.....but all the rest of it..........just outstanding.

[J-Ho-Fo-Show69]

First Story of 2024:

A few weeks ago, I had a closing with an unmarried couple (this is an important piece of info). Most lenders have you sign a name affidavit at closing. It's a pretty simple document that list all the variations of your name that came back on your credit report. It's kinda funny to look at as it could be as simple as some phone operator typing your name in wrong when you apply for internet, cable, power, etc. So I've seen some funky name spellings, etc.

Well, in this case, the "girlfriend" had several different last names listed on her credit report. Which is kind of wild. The boyfriend asks if that was her ex-boyfriends last name? Her answer: yea.....

Turns out, homegirl had not only been married once before, but twice!! And homeboy was just now finding out, at closing, in front of myself and the attorney. What happened next was quite awkward. Boyfriend asks if they can have the room to talk for a second. Attorney and I promptly get up and leave. I hear whisper fighting going on from behind the door....

They took a while in there and the attorney says we really don't have that much time, as they're back to back with closings all day, so we pretty much have until the top of the hour or we'll have to postpone closing.

I reluctantly step back in and they had pretty much agreed to sign and figure it out later. Both obviously pissed at each other. At the end they said to send them a link to write me a review.....I never sent that link....not going to either!

Lesson of the story: Check the register of deeds for your girlfriends name before you decide to buy a house with her....

That wasn't even the most awkward closing I've ever had either.

[SAWCE]

First Story of 2024:

A few weeks ago, I had a closing with an unmarried couple (this is an important piece of info). Most lenders have you sign a name affidavit at closing. It's a pretty simple document that list all the variations of your name that came back on your credit report. It's kinda funny to look at as it could be as simple as some phone operator typing your name in wrong when you apply for internet, cable, power, etc. So I've seen some funky name spellings, etc.

Well, in this case, the "girlfriend" had several different last names listed on her credit report. Which is kind of wild. The boyfriend asks if that was her ex-boyfriends last name? Her answer: yea.....

Turns out, homegirl had not only been married once before, but twice!! And homeboy was just now finding out, at closing, in front of myself and the attorney. What happened next was quite awkward. Boyfriend asks if they can have the room to talk for a second. Attorney and I promptly get up and leave. I hear whisper fighting going on from behind the door....

They took a while in there and the attorney says we really don't have that much time, as they're back to back with closings all day, so we pretty much have until the top of the hour or we'll have to postpone closing.

I reluctantly step back in and they had pretty much agreed to sign and figure it out later. Both obviously pissed at each other. At the end they said to send them a link to write me a review.....I never sent that link....not going to either!

Lesson of the story: Check the register of deeds for your girlfriends name before you decide to buy a house with her....

That wasn't even the most awkward closing I've ever had either.

[wap]

Ladies and ladies, your first installment of shit I see and hear!

I present Gaston county!

[golftdibrad1]

Subed, excellent story. Excellent totally not a old closet shitter.

[SAWCE]

Subed, excellent story. Excellent totally not a old closet shitter.

All it’s missing is another toilet opposite and facing the existing toilet.

[wap]

Subed, excellent story. Excellent totally not a old closet shitter.

All it’s missing is another toilet opposite and facing the existing toilet.

[SAWCE]

All it’s missing is another toilet opposite and facing the existing toilet.

Oh hell yeah. Let’s arm wrassle on there.

[wap]

Oh hell yeah. Let’s arm wrassle on there.

while

[Desertbreh]

Oh hell yeah. Let’s arm wrassle on there.

while

Where is that photo from?

[wap]

while

Where is that photo from?

[SAWCE]

Where is that photo from?

Had never seen that before.

[dubshow]

Subscribed. First installment is 5/7

And before you ask, yes, there were pee stains on the carpet….

[D Griff]

Ladies and ladies, your first installment of shit I see and hear!

I present Gaston county!

This is why you won't see me crossing the river

I wouldn't even want to get in my car without a bleach bath after walking in that place

[Desertbreh]

Ladies and ladies, your first installment of shit I see and hear!

I present Gaston county!

This is why you won't see me crossing the river

I wouldn't even want to get in my car without a bleach bath after walking in that place

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