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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:23 am Solid cheese grater action there
Man. Balloon tires have been a revelation.
Just plowing around in the Rage4 and :aintcare: about anything is really nice.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:28 am
Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:30 am Lasers engaged. Doing some more googling and they MIGHT have been activated for 2023 cars so maybe they will also be for 2024. Even if they’re not, it’s something I’ll look into having done since they do seem :amaze:

Rage4 going into the body shop in early August.

And since griff can’t deliver on curbage, here’s mine. Maybe I’ll take my summers off early so I can get this fixed, but then my all seasons were at 4/32 and 5/32 if I remember correctly.

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Man you fucked that ram up but good! That's actually the best way because getting it fixed cost the same whether you barely touched it or totally trashed it.
What sucks is they're going to have to reface the entire thing. At least that's what they did to my other ram. I was hoping I curbed the rim that had already been refinished but I'm not that lucky.

It will cost me zero dollhairs since I have the wheel and tire package which is nice. Hopefully it'll be off to the land of cars and bidz soon.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 12:41 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:28 am

Man you fucked that ram up but good! That's actually the best way because getting it fixed cost the same whether you barely touched it or totally trashed it.
What sucks is they're going to have to reface the entire thing. At least that's what they did to my other ram. I was hoping I curbed the rim that had already been refinished but I'm not that lucky.

It will cost me zero dollhairs since I have the wheel and tire package which is nice. Hopefully it'll be off to the land of cars and bidz soon.
:notbad: Man I could use that.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:08 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 12:41 pm

What sucks is they're going to have to reface the entire thing. At least that's what they did to my other ram. I was hoping I curbed the rim that had already been refinished but I'm not that lucky.

It will cost me zero dollhairs since I have the wheel and tire package which is nice. Hopefully it'll be off to the land of cars and bidz soon.
:notbad: Man I could use that.
It's the only diller add on worth getting and I'll get it on the G80 too. I think the 826M's are forged so I don't even want to look up how much they cost. :yikes:
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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:31 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:08 pm

:notbad: Man I could use that.
It's the only diller add on worth getting and I'll get it on the G80 too. I think the 826M's are forged so I don't even want to look up how much they cost. :yikes:
Yes 100%. Especially since alot of performance cars these days, the Germans in particular, are using slightly stretched tires now.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:31 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:08 pm

:notbad: Man I could use that.
It's the only diller add on worth getting and I'll get it on the G80 too. I think the 826M's are forged so I don't even want to look up how much they cost. :yikes:
My 666s were $1500…. Each.
One thing I can’t stand about bmw is their part prices. They are atrocious. A 80k m3 if ordered individually by part would probably be 400k easy
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max225 wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:42 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:31 pm

It's the only diller add on worth getting and I'll get it on the G80 too. I think the 826M's are forged so I don't even want to look up how much they cost. :yikes:
My 666s were $1500…. Each.
One thing I can’t stand about bmw is their part prices. They are atrocious. A 80k m3 if ordered individually by part would probably be 400k easy
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:42 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:31 pm

It's the only diller add on worth getting and I'll get it on the G80 too. I think the 826M's are forged so I don't even want to look up how much they cost. :yikes:
My 666s were $1500…. Each.
One thing I can’t stand about bmw is their part prices. They are atrocious. A 80k m3 if ordered individually by part would probably be 400k easy
For sure. I think the laser headlights are like $7-8k for a set.
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So I was taking a look at my build sheet and it appears the lasers do get the anti-dazzle function built in now.

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Gberg2119 wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 1:28 pm So I was taking a look at my build sheet and it appears the lasers do get the anti-dazzle function built in now.

:fuckyeah:

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Bedazzled Bro.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Bi Color wheels + Bedazzle... Holy mother of jesus.
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max225 wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 2:37 pm Bi Color wheels + Bedazzle... Holy mother of jesus.
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My mk8 arrived in lapiz bloo. But it's a manual and in very strongly torn.
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No lit badge no care
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dubshow wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 10:42 am My mk8 arrived in lapiz bloo. But it's a manual and in very strongly torn.
Between?
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 2:10 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 1:28 pm So I was taking a look at my build sheet and it appears the lasers do get the anti-dazzle function built in now.

:fuckyeah:

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Bedazzled Bro.
I think I misinterpreted it and it means disabled. :( No bedazzle for me

Even though NHTSA allows adaptive lighting now they're coding it out of north american cars. It can be coded back in through one of the BMW code things but I don't know enough about it nor do I want to start playing with it. It can also be done remotely but then OTA updates revert it back which means you have to pay someone to recode it again.

https://www.nhtsa.gov/press-releases/nh ... ty-drivers
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There is this nifty BMW app.. Bimmercode? Super simple to use.
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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 3:37 pm There is this nifty BMW app.. Bimmercode? Super simple to use.
That's one of them. Apparently you need something called E-sys too.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 3:48 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 3:37 pm There is this nifty BMW app.. Bimmercode? Super simple to use.
That's one of them. Apparently you need something called E-sys too.
yay... :bs:
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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 3:52 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 3:48 pm

That's one of them. Apparently you need something called E-sys too.
yay... :bs:
:iono: And another one called BimmerUtility???

https://g80.bimmerpost.com/forums/showp ... p=28606017

https://g80.bimmerpost.com/forums/showp ... ostcount=5
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 1:29 pm
dubshow wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 10:42 am My mk8 arrived in lapiz bloo. But it's a manual and in very strongly torn.
Between?
My :gorf:
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Why didn’t I get a tesla ?! This is my fucking office. And I don’t work at tesla :disgust:
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Gberg2119 wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 4:23 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 1:29 pm

Between?
My :gorf:
Ah.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 4:45 pm Why didn’t I get a tesla ?! This is my fucking office. And I don’t work at tesla :disgust:
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Just get it wrapped :bruh:

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