OT 21: DFD Giveth and DFD Taketh Away

[SAWCE]

Don’t remember if I’ve told the story here or not.. Her and Michelle went to grad school together in SD and remained friends, most the rest of her friends are in SD as well. She moved to JAX two or three years ago. Got engaged late last summer. Their initial plan was an elopement, no date on when. When Michelle found out she arraigned a surprise bachelorette party/bridal shower/etc. and got all of the SD friends and a few others to fly out to JAX for this gal. Fiancé was in on it in order to get her to be prepared for a weekend away, had told her he got them an Airbnb somewhere. They show up, he drops her off, Michelle and the rest of the girls surprise her. This bitch spends the entire weekend complaining that she isn’t getting the weekend she thought she was with her fiance, calling him to come meet them at every activity/restaurant they do, doesn’t share her weed with anyone even though she’s the only local with a medicinal card and won’t even go buy them some with their own money, etc. Dude didn’t show for anything because he planned a boys weekend with his friends while she was going to be out of town, so then she was mad about that and lashing out at all the rest of the girls. Trip ends, never says a thank you to anyone for flying out, paying for the Airbnb and all the food for her for the weekend, nothing.

Like I get you didn’t have the weekend you expected, but also, he had just told her to pack a bag the morning of. It’s not like she spent weeks thinking they were going on a trip together.

I met her a few times in SD too and already thought poorly of her (loud, obnoxious, wants to get in people’s faces, etc.), and hearing Michelle recount the weekend was just icing on the cake of my disdain for that bitch.

I'd on that wedding, and friendshit, for that matter.

Yeah. Michelle is a much more forgiving person than I am, that’s for damn sure.

[Desertbreh]

I'd on that wedding, and friendshit, for that matter.

Yeah. Michelle is a much more forgiving person than I am, that’s for damn sure.

That may come in real handy.

[max225]

STAY HOME. DRINK COFFEE. MAKE MONEY. LIFT WEIGHTS. Send a fucking check to the bride and groom and be done with it.

I tried. Michelle wasn’t having it for this one. I even explained that not going to this one wasn’t even about my bodybuilding, but because I think the bride is a wretched cunt. That didn’t work either.

She/we got invited to an old coworker’s wedding in NOLA in October .. hoping I don’t have to go to that as well.

What’s weird about this is the fact that Michelle isn’t on the same page about this woman. She some sort of hot alpha chick? Or why is everyone willing to put up with what she is putting down

[wap]

Yeah. Michelle is a much more forgiving person than I am, that’s for damn sure.

That may come in real handy.

Bank that attribute for potential future withdrawal, for sure.

[golftdibrad1]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/titanic-su ... y-lawsuit/

this shit is wild guys. Who the fuck would get into a submarine made of plastic?!?!?

[Desertbreh]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/titanic-su ... y-lawsuit/

this shit is wild guys. Who the fuck would get into a submarine made of plastic?!?!?

This is all the same as rich guys climbing and dying on Mt. Everest, which happens an average of 6.2 times a year, right up to the point where the guy brings his kid on the ride.

[SAWCE]

Yeah. Michelle is a much more forgiving person than I am, that’s for damn sure.

That may come in real handy.

[SAWCE]

I tried. Michelle wasn’t having it for this one. I even explained that not going to this one wasn’t even about my bodybuilding, but because I think the bride is a wretched cunt. That didn’t work either.

She/we got invited to an old coworker’s wedding in NOLA in October .. hoping I don’t have to go to that as well.

What’s weird about this is the fact that Michelle isn’t on the same page about this woman. She some sort of hot alpha chick? Or why is everyone willing to put up with what she is putting down

Agreed. That’s not how friends treat friends. Not sure why any of them were okay with it. Some of them even went back out once she decided to have an actual wedding and wanted an actual bachelorette party and bridal shower and shit Maybe she’s an alpha definitely is not hot (to me, I’m sure some people find her attractive). Will pull an IG pic for group voting lol.

[golftdibrad1]

Will pull an IG pic for group voting lol.

[SAWCE]

The eyebrows fucking kill me. She brushes them straight up.




Not ugly, but definitely not hot to me.

[Desertbreh]

What’s weird about this is the fact that Michelle isn’t on the same page about this woman. She some sort of hot alpha chick? Or why is everyone willing to put up with what she is putting down

Agreed. That’s not how friends treat friends. Not sure why any of them were okay with it. Some of them even went back out once she decided to have an actual wedding and wanted an actual bachelorette party and bridal shower and shit Maybe she’s an alpha definitely is not hot (to me, I’m sure some people find her attractive). Will pull an IG pic for group voting lol.

[Desertbreh]

The eyebrows fucking kill me. She brushes them straight up.




Not ugly, but definitely not hot to me.

Not hot enough to not share her weed.

[max225]

The eyebrows fucking kill me. She brushes them straight up.




Not ugly, but definitely not hot to me.

[golftdibrad1]

The eyebrows fucking kill me. She brushes them straight up.




Not ugly, but definitely not hot to me.

OP delivered

definitely not my type. Those are some serious brows, if i had brows like that as a dude I'd be plucking them shits and wimmen way more serious about that type of thing in general. Overall solidly average, but in socal? like a 2/7 tops.

[wap]

Whoa. Those brows are

[D Griff]

The eyebrows fucking kill me. She brushes them straight up.




Not ugly, but definitely not hot to me.

OP delivered

definitely not my type. Those are some serious brows, if i had brows like that as a dude I'd be plucking them shits and wimmen way more serious about that type of thing in general. Overall solidly average, but in socal? like a 2/7 tops.

Yeah, no, not hot. Agreed on the brows, woof.

The funny thing is, if she wasn't a bitch, no one here would be making misogynistic comments in her direction

[D Griff]

I'd say butterface at best, solid 2.5/7. Nice hair

[SAWCE]

OP delivered

definitely not my type. Those are some serious brows, if i had brows like that as a dude I'd be plucking them shits and wimmen way more serious about that type of thing in general. Overall solidly average, but in socal? like a 2/7 tops.

Yeah, no, not hot. Agreed on the brows, woof.

The funny thing is, if she wasn't a bitch, no one here would be making misogynistic comments in her direction

for sure. She could fix her personality and I’d bump her up on my scale a bit.

[Desertbreh]

Yeah, no, not hot. Agreed on the brows, woof.

The funny thing is, if she wasn't a bitch, no one here would be making misogynistic comments in her direction

for sure. She could fix her personality and I’d bump her up on my scale a bit.

SHARE YOUR WEED

[max225]

What's a bigger red flag... not sharing weed or not loading the dish washer...

[SAWCE]

What's a bigger red flag... not sharing weed or not loading the dish washer...

Oh bro… I didn’t even touch on that part. This chick is filthy. Went to her apt a few times in SD.. dishes piled so high in the sink and on the counter that there was mold growing in them. Hard to distinguish where the kitchen linoleum ended and the living room carpet began due to a heavy layer of dirt, leaves, debris, and dog hair… I didn’t personally witness this, but Michelle said that her toilet had stopped working at one point and she didn’t call the landlord to fix it for a while so there was literal shit piling up and overflowing the toilet.

Michelle said her and guy’s place in JAX was a bit better, but still not what most people would consider “clean”.

So she needs to give away all her weed and sober up long enough to realize she lives in filth and spend some time cleaning it.

[Desertbreh]

What's a bigger red flag... not sharing weed or not loading the dish washer...

Oh bro… I didn’t even touch on that part. This chick is filthy. Went to her apt a few times in SD.. dishes piled so high in the sink and on the counter that there was mold growing in them. Hard to distinguish where the kitchen linoleum ended and the living room carpet began due to a heavy layer of dirt, leaves, debris, and dog hair… I didn’t personally witness this, but Michelle said that her toilet had stopped working at one point and she didn’t call the landlord to fix it for a while so there was literal shit piling up and overflowing the toilet.

Michelle said her and guy’s place in JAX was a bit better, but still not what most people would consider “clean”.

So she needs to give away all her weed and sober up long enough to realize she lives in filth and spend some time cleaning it.

That's a hard no for me dawg.

[D Griff]

Wow…

[SAWCE]

Not that I’d want to revisit that apartment again, but if I could, I’d take a picture to show just how godawful it was.

[wap]

Fucking hell.