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Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?
- Desertbreh
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Creative overstatement for effect. You still change cars like I change underwear.Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pmI think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a in a few months.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:34 pm
The complex socioeconomic weave of cuckdom is not going to be cast aside in favor of your narrow lesbowagon argument. In three days you could be driving a tubbed out 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 and wheelie bars. Dan will not.
A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.
I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
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I'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pmI think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a in a few months.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:34 pm
The complex socioeconomic weave of cuckdom is not going to be cast aside in favor of your narrow lesbowagon argument. In three days you could be driving a tubbed out 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 and wheelie bars. Dan will not.
A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.
I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
Back to the campaigning....
Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....
ATM
Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)
Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat
Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the to force their decision on the latest acquisition?
I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.
Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
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Thank you for your supportIrish wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:23 pmI'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pm
I think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a in a few months.
A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.
I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
Back to the campaigning....
Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....
ATM
Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)
Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat
Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the to force their decision on the latest acquisition?
I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.
Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
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:eyeroll:Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:01 pmThank you for your supportIrish wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:23 pm
I'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...
Back to the campaigning....
Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....
ATM
Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)
Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat
Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the to force their decision on the latest acquisition?
I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.
Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
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They would be on equal footing if he got the ATS back and decided to hit the bars in order to scout for a new bf.Irish wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:23 pmI'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pm
I think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a in a few months.
A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.
I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
Back to the campaigning....
Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....
ATM
Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)
Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat
Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the to force their decision on the latest acquisition?
I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.
Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
Otherwise this is blasphemy
- ChrisoftheNorth
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To be fair, most of them have been leases and with the exception of the ATS, I saw them all to term.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:14 pmCreative overstatement for effect. You still change cars like I change underwear.Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pm
I think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a in a few months.
A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.
I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
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I haven't laughed this hard in a while.Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 2:37 pmI've already said my piece. Griff in a landslide. First, Chris changes cars so quickly whatever he does DOESN'T MATTER. Pink Fiat 500? Chevrolet Citation? Peugot 505? DOESN'T MATTER. ANY GIVEN DAY LATER THE GUY WILL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WAGON.
For Griff though shit is REAL PERMANENT........where does our cuckfest begin?
It begins with wanting a place with a garage and then telling himself and everyone else that instead he wanted a single carport. Kbra. The guys farthest away from winning this trophy are The Hound and Melon.
Both of these guys have enclosed mechanical workspaces that look like a Joe Gibbs race trailer at Daytona.
Next his Corvette needs 1/2 its value in repairs, makes sense to sell it. Then he LOSES THE TITLE. Who loses their pink slip? The Captain of the Red Cucktober, that's who.
The grand capoff is selling a car he hates, having multiple "flamboyant" replacements well within reach (That C6GS was practically parked next door) but he won't pull trigger. HE THEN REPURCHASES THE CAR HE HATES.
And here he is. Planting the victory flag on Mount Cuck.
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Lol my option is civic si/current vehicle. Shows how absent I’ve been, you guys don’t even know what I have now. Maybe it’s something even more sadly amazing than the current front runners.
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You can't be the worst forum member if you don't actually participate.
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Oh so it’s a participation trophy?troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:57 pm You can't be the worst forum member if you don't actually participate.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:58 pmCalvinball wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:55 pm Lol my option is civic si/current vehicle. Shows how absent I’ve been, you guys don’t even know what I have now. Maybe it’s something even more sadly amazing than the current front runners.
You filthy cuck.
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Yea, but even more worthless.Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:04 pmOh so it’s a participation trophy?troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:57 pm You can't be the worst forum member if you don't actually participate.
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I've never bought the same generation vehicle twice, I've certainly never bought the exact same car twice. That's to me, sold it for a reason.max225 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:06 pmThey would be on equal footing if he got the ATS back and decided to hit the bars in order to scout for a new bf.Irish wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:23 pm
I'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...
Back to the campaigning....
Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....
ATM
Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)
Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat
Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the to force their decision on the latest acquisition?
I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.
Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
Otherwise this is blasphemy
- Desertbreh
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:55 pm Lol my option is civic si/current vehicle. Shows how absent I’ve been, you guys don’t even know what I have now. Maybe it’s something even more sadly amazing than the current front runners.
AND?
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:10 pmCalvinball wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:55 pm Lol my option is civic si/current vehicle. Shows how absent I’ve been, you guys don’t even know what I have now. Maybe it’s something even more sadly amazing than the current front runners.
AND?
He's such a cuck tease.
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We're all millennials here, so absolutely.Calvinball wrote:Oh so it’s a participation trophy?troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:57 pm You can't be the worst forum member if you don't actually participate.
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