Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

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Vote for the cuckmaggeddon 2021

Fled-Corolla Hybrid
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4%
Wap-GTI in pornflower
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Melon-3/4/5+GMC Canyon
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Apex-Gladiator
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Troyguitar-1/2 of a mazda 3
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Calvinball-Civic SI/Current vehicle
0
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SAWCE-Elantra with the steek
1
4%
Razr390-GTI
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Irish-GTI
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4Zilch-Fiesta ST
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Dgriff-Injured C5/JL/328i
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39%
Coogles-GTI
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Johnny-1/2 of a CMAX
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Desertbreh-GMT800/Brown440i
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Gberg-Golf R
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No votes
Dbest-4Runner
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MexicanYaris-Renault Clio
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CaleDeRoo-C5
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RLwake-Miata
1
4%
Huckleberry-2004 GTO/Dads Impala
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No votes
[user not found]-Gen2 Taco/R53
1
4%
Acid666-C5z06/Silverado/Miata
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No votes
Myself-TRD Pro Taco+JCW Mini F56
1
4%
Tarspin-Golf R
0
No votes
Detroit-Crosstrek
8
35%
Placeholder 1
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4%
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Total votes: 23
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Who voted for fled? :lol:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:34 pm

The complex socioeconomic weave of cuckdom is not going to be cast aside in favor of your narrow lesbowagon argument. In three days you could be driving a tubbed out 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 and wheelie bars. Dan will not.
I think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a :truk: in a few months.

A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.

I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
Creative overstatement for effect. You still change cars like I change underwear.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:34 pm

The complex socioeconomic weave of cuckdom is not going to be cast aside in favor of your narrow lesbowagon argument. In three days you could be driving a tubbed out 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 and wheelie bars. Dan will not.
I think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a :truk: in a few months.

A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.

I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
I'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...

Back to the campaigning....

Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....

ATM

Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)

Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat

Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the :tits: to force their decision on the latest acquisition?

I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.

Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
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Irish wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:23 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pm
I think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a :truk: in a few months.

A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.

I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
I'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...

Back to the campaigning....

Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....

ATM

Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)

Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat

Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the :tits: to force their decision on the latest acquisition?

I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.

Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
Thank you for your support
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:01 pm
Irish wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:23 pm

I'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...

Back to the campaigning....

Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....

ATM

Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)

Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat

Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the :tits: to force their decision on the latest acquisition?

I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.

Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
Thank you for your support
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Irish wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:23 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pm
I think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a :truk: in a few months.

A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.

I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
I'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...

Back to the campaigning....

Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....

ATM

Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)

Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat

Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the :tits: to force their decision on the latest acquisition?

I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.

Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
They would be on equal footing if he got the ATS back and decided to hit the bars in order to scout for a new bf.

Otherwise this is blasphemy
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Blasphemous eyerolls notwithstanding..... it's now a tie!!!
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And yet another flip flopped…
I wonder who voted for me too 🤔
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:14 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:55 pm
I think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a :truk: in a few months.

A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.

I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.
Creative overstatement for effect. You still change cars like I change underwear.
To be fair, most of them have been leases and with the exception of the ATS, I saw them all to term.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 2:37 pm
Irish wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 1:57 pm @Desertbreh ..... Calling the Man from the Desert..... come in Barrister....... concise, eloquent, funny ass summary is greatly needed....... The crowning of King Limpwrist, Lord of Cucktopia hangs in the balance.....
I've already said my piece. Griff in a landslide. First, Chris changes cars so quickly whatever he does DOESN'T MATTER. Pink Fiat 500? Chevrolet Citation? Peugot 505? DOESN'T MATTER. ANY GIVEN DAY LATER THE GUY WILL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WAGON.

For Griff though shit is REAL PERMANENT........where does our cuckfest begin?

It begins with wanting a place with a garage and then telling himself and everyone else that instead he wanted a single carport. Kbra. The guys farthest away from winning this trophy are The Hound and Melon.
Both of these guys have enclosed mechanical workspaces that look like a Joe Gibbs race trailer at Daytona.

Next his Corvette needs 1/2 its value in repairs, makes sense to sell it. Then he LOSES THE TITLE. Who loses their pink slip? The Captain of the Red Cucktober, that's who.
The grand capoff is selling a car he hates, having multiple "flamboyant" replacements well within reach (That C6GS was practically parked next door) but he won't pull trigger. HE THEN REPURCHASES THE CAR HE HATES.

And here he is. Planting the victory flag on Mount Cuck.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

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4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Lol my option is civic si/current vehicle. Shows how absent I’ve been, you guys don’t even know what I have now. Maybe it’s something even more sadly amazing than the current front runners.
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You can't be the worst forum member if you don't actually participate.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:57 pm You can't be the worst forum member if you don't actually participate.
Oh so it’s a participation trophy?
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:55 pm Lol my option is civic si/current vehicle. Shows how absent I’ve been, you guys don’t even know what I have now. Maybe it’s something even more sadly amazing than the current front runners.
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You filthy cuck.
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:04 pm
troyguitar wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:57 pm You can't be the worst forum member if you don't actually participate.
Oh so it’s a participation trophy?
Yea, but even more worthless.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:06 pm
Irish wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 4:23 pm

I'm really happy that you like the boat...I miss mine. One drive has been feeding me pics from my past exploits and if I could dock one rather than store an haul one I'd buy back in in a Cucktopia minute...

Back to the campaigning....

Both contenders made significant compromises from what they really wanted because of wife units.....yet both have significant Mancreds™ as well....

ATM

Griff has three fun vehicles (sordid history and repair be damned)

Detroit has Lez wagon and a Cool (but ZFG price wise) boat

Question is Which one of our "boyz" were more beholden to the :tits: to force their decision on the latest acquisition?

I think Griff made a financial decision based on wifes imput and Detroit made a more emotional decision based on the grief he would be given if he went his own way.

Again, really just funning here....but I still advocate for the transplanted Motor City Madman.....
They would be on equal footing if he got the ATS back and decided to hit the bars in order to scout for a new bf.

Otherwise this is blasphemy
I've never bought the same generation vehicle twice, I've certainly never bought the exact same car twice. That's :nope: to me, sold it for a reason.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:06 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:06 pm

They would be on equal footing if he got the ATS back and decided to hit the bars in order to scout for a new bf.

Otherwise this is blasphemy
I've never bought the same generation vehicle twice, I've certainly never bought the exact same car twice. That's :nope: to me, sold it for a reason.
Forgot to mention that it was bought back at a premium.
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:55 pm Lol my option is civic si/current vehicle. Shows how absent I’ve been, you guys don’t even know what I have now. Maybe it’s something even more sadly amazing than the current front runners.


AND?
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:10 pm
Calvinball wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:55 pm Lol my option is civic si/current vehicle. Shows how absent I’ve been, you guys don’t even know what I have now. Maybe it’s something even more sadly amazing than the current front runners.


AND?
:dat:

He's such a cuck tease.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:57 pm You can't be the worst forum member if you don't actually participate.
Oh so it’s a participation trophy?
We're all millennials here, so absolutely.
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:08 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:06 pm
I've never bought the same generation vehicle twice, I've certainly never bought the exact same car twice. That's :nope: to me, sold it for a reason.
Forgot to mention that it was bought back at a premium.
But significantly enhanced...
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:53 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:08 pm

Forgot to mention that it was bought back at a premium.
But significantly enhanced...
Depends on who likes what. I prefer stock. Although the wider front wheels are nice. :225: s are a joke.
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I know what Will currently owns.

$500 and I'll tell.
4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:08 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:06 pm
I've never bought the same generation vehicle twice, I've certainly never bought the exact same car twice. That's :nope: to me, sold it for a reason.
Forgot to mention that it was bought back at a premium.
He paid $1500 more and got about $3500 worth of modifications, not really apples to apples.
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