Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?
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This is an accurate assessment, but I'm voting DPlac for all his self-loathing over the decision to purchase his CT. He was already hating himself while signing the purchase docs.[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.
I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
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And we got 40-somehing pages of forum content out of it.[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.
I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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My wife's boyfriend approves. Told me I'm so worthless that I can't even win this cuck contest.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Gotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.
I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Thank you sir! Lets not forget that I hated myself for buying the car, then hate myself more for liking it after the fact. Literally the definition of cuck...Tarspin wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 3:28 amThis is an accurate assessment, but I'm voting DPlac for all his self-loathing over the decision to purchase his CT. He was already hating himself while signing the purchase docs.[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.
I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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You went out of your way to get a unique/cool car. DQ'd IMO.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Did you get the extended warranty and interior protection ? It may swing the voteDetroit wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:41 amGotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.
I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
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I feel like the pending Outback purchase should at least put me somewhere on the list, but . I could be a real man and go get a Durango R/T or an Explorer ST or something, but no. It's more for reasons and because my garage was designed by morons, but eh. Appearances will still be total cuckery.
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I wish I could say I did, but They didn't even sell me on them, just gave me a paper with options and prices and told me to call them if I wanted to add later.max225 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:16 amDid you get the extended warranty and interior protection ? It may swing the voteDetroit wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:41 am
Gotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.
But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
I may be a cuck, but I'm not a moran.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I had a mind fog after looking at spreadsheets and arguing on the internet. Forgive me
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I was going to vote for Placeholder 1 until you gave this riveting campaign speech.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:41 amGotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.
I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
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As a fellow Subicuck, I'd argue that using a Subaru to give up makes more sense than posing in a 3-row crossover "sport" mobile. Those things are a joke with no real sportiness outside of a minor HP bump and some black cosmetic parts...they're still minivans and will tank in value in short order. BUT the Subi won't. So when you're wife's boyfriend finally leaves for good, you can turn that thing into something more interesting without losing your ass on it.coogles wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:36 am I feel like the pending Outback purchase should at least put me somewhere on the list, but . I could be a real man and go get a Durango R/T or an Explorer ST or something, but no. It's more for reasons and because my garage was designed by morons, but eh. Appearances will still be total cuckery.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Huckleberry wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:46 amI was going to vote for Placeholder 1 until you gave this riveting campaign speech.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:41 am
Gotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.
But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
I appreciate your support. Cucktrek 2021
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Also more evidence why Ron is DQ'd from this contest.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.