Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

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Vote for the cuckmaggeddon 2021

Fled-Corolla Hybrid
1
4%
Wap-GTI in pornflower
0
No votes
Melon-3/4/5+GMC Canyon
0
No votes
Apex-Gladiator
0
No votes
Troyguitar-1/2 of a mazda 3
0
No votes
Calvinball-Civic SI/Current vehicle
0
No votes
SAWCE-Elantra with the steek
1
4%
Razr390-GTI
0
No votes
Irish-GTI
0
No votes
4Zilch-Fiesta ST
0
No votes
Dgriff-Injured C5/JL/328i
9
39%
Coogles-GTI
0
No votes
Johnny-1/2 of a CMAX
0
No votes
Desertbreh-GMT800/Brown440i
0
No votes
Gberg-Golf R
0
No votes
Dbest-4Runner
0
No votes
MexicanYaris-Renault Clio
0
No votes
CaleDeRoo-C5
0
No votes
RLwake-Miata
1
4%
Huckleberry-2004 GTO/Dads Impala
0
No votes
[user not found]-Gen2 Taco/R53
1
4%
Acid666-C5z06/Silverado/Miata
0
No votes
Myself-TRD Pro Taco+JCW Mini F56
1
4%
Tarspin-Golf R
0
No votes
Detroit-Crosstrek
8
35%
Placeholder 1
1
4%
Placeholder 2
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 23
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I voted for Placeholder1. He's got the absolute worst Onlyfans page I've seen. All the cuck, such deny
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Yeah, fuck both the placeholders..... those rotten cucking fucks.....
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Would be great to get all the people on the list to vote… but one can dream


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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:42 pm
wap wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:27 pm
:lol:
Couple things.

First, it's the wife's. :notsure: if that matters :doe:
Second, she has a JD from Yale, not an MBA from Harvard :micdrop:
Last, I have Blue Meanie, which is a GTI, not a :gorf: , but who's counting.
Damn I didn’t realize they made many blue GTIs, is that the rare royal blue or what not. ?
:bruh:
It's a Rabbit Edition so it's Pornflower

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:25 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:42 pm

Damn I didn’t realize they made many blue GTIs, is that the rare royal blue or what not. ?
:bruh:
It's a Rabbit Edition so it's Pornflower

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I’m :fullretard: today. Compassgate and all!

I would correct but I fear we may lose the votes 😩
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Fixed
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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:35 pm
wap wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:25 pm
:bruh:
It's a Rabbit Edition so it's Pornflower

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I’m :fullretard: today. Compassgate and all!

I would correct but I fear we may lose the votes 😩
Yes. :triggered: :(
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:36 pmFixed
:like:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.

:iono:

I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of :tits: and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
This is an accurate assessment, but I'm voting DPlac for all his self-loathing over the decision to purchase his CT. He was already hating himself while signing the purchase docs. :lol:
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.

:iono:

I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of :tits: and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
And we got 40-somehing pages of forum content out of it. :mindblown:
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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Irish wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:35 pm My wife approves of this thread....

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My wife's boyfriend approves. Told me I'm so worthless that I can't even win this cuck contest.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.

:iono:

I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of :tits: and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
Gotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.

But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 3:28 am
[user not found] wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.

:iono:

I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of :tits: and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
This is an accurate assessment, but I'm voting DPlac for all his self-loathing over the decision to purchase his CT. He was already hating himself while signing the purchase docs. :lol:
Thank you sir! Lets not forget that I hated myself for buying the car, then hate myself more for liking it after the fact. Literally the definition of cuck...
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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wap wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:25 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:42 pm

Damn I didn’t realize they made many blue GTIs, is that the rare royal blue or what not. ?
:bruh:
It's a Rabbit Edition so it's Pornflower

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You went out of your way to get a unique/cool car. DQ'd IMO.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:41 am
[user not found] wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.

:iono:

I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of :tits: and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
Gotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.

But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
Did you get the extended warranty and interior protection ? It may swing the vote
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I feel like the pending Outback purchase should at least put me somewhere on the list, but :iono:. I could be a real man and go get a Durango R/T or an Explorer ST or something, but no. It's more for :scrooge: reasons and because my garage was designed by morons, but eh. Appearances will still be total cuckery.
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max225 wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:16 am
Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:41 am
Gotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.

But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
Did you get the extended warranty and interior protection ? It may swing the vote
I wish I could say I did, but :hellno: They didn't even sell me on them, just gave me a paper with options and prices and told me to call them if I wanted to add later.

I may be a cuck, but I'm not a moran.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:42 pm
wap wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:27 pm
:lol:
Couple things.

First, it's the wife's. :notsure: if that matters :doe:
Second, she has a JD from Yale, not an MBA from Harvard :micdrop:
Last, I have Blue Meanie, which is a GTI, not a :gorf: , but who's counting.
Damn I didn’t realize they made many blue GTIs, is that the rare royal blue or what not. ?
The guy had a giant thread on purchasing it.
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max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:40 am
max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:42 pm

Damn I didn’t realize they made many blue GTIs, is that the rare royal blue or what not. ?
The guy had a giant thread on purchasing it.
I had a mind fog after looking at spreadsheets and arguing on the internet. Forgive me
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:41 am
[user not found] wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:09 pm It’s a tossup between DPlac’s Crosscuck and Griff’s 328 Cucksport.

:iono:

I’d say Griff gets the nod simply because he was given a $20k spending moratorium by his set of :tits: and the only reasonable option in the current automotive climate was to buy his old “boring” BMW back.
Gotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.

But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
I was going to vote for Placeholder 1 until you gave this riveting campaign speech.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:37 am
max225 wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:16 am

Did you get the extended warranty and interior protection ? It may swing the vote
I wish I could say I did, but :hellno: They didn't even sell me on them, just gave me a paper with options and prices and told me to call them if I wanted to add later.

I may be a cuck, but I'm not a moran.
You shall not get the vote.
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coogles wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:36 am I feel like the pending Outback purchase should at least put me somewhere on the list, but :iono:. I could be a real man and go get a Durango R/T or an Explorer ST or something, but no. It's more for :scrooge: reasons and because my garage was designed by morons, but eh. Appearances will still be total cuckery.
As a fellow Subicuck, I'd argue that using a Subaru to give up makes more sense than posing in a 3-row crossover "sport" mobile. Those things are a joke with no real sportiness outside of a minor HP bump and some black cosmetic parts...they're still minivans and will tank in value in short order. BUT the Subi won't. So when you're wife's boyfriend finally leaves for good, you can turn that thing into something more interesting without losing your ass on it.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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wap wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:25 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:42 pm

Damn I didn’t realize they made many blue GTIs, is that the rare royal blue or what not. ?
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LED headlights with cloth seats and no sunroof.

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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:46 am
Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:41 am
Gotta make a case for myself here. Griff at least still bought a car most at least half respect. I bought the butt of most car jokes, celebrated by lesbians and dogs everywhere.

But the real cuck smoking gun...I actually like the CTrek. Dan admitted the BMW was a means to an end, I've gone so cuck that I like the second worst vehicle on sale today. AND I bought it new and paid MSRP for it. Doesn't get more cuck.
I was going to vote for Placeholder 1 until you gave this riveting campaign speech.
:fuckyeah:

I appreciate your support. Cucktrek 2021
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:50 am
wap wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:25 pm
:bruh:
It's a Rabbit Edition so it's Pornflower

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LED headlights with cloth seats and no sunroof.

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:amazing: gif.

Also more evidence why Ron is DQ'd from this contest.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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