OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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4zilch wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:47 am
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

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I see people do it. They might be making multiple short stops, or are just used to wearing it all the time.

I've walked out of assembly plants wearing safety glasses and driven all the way home without realizing it. :iono:
Frequent short stops on the freeway. Yep makes sense
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

:butwhy:
:fullretard:
I notice that too and really don't get it.

There were a few times this winter where I kept the mask on for a bit while the truck warmed up so my face was warm, but it didn't stay on that long. I've heard that people are concerned about the virus coming through the car vents from the outside. :fullretard:
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

:butwhy:
:fullretard:
:iono:

I see people do it. They might be making multiple short stops, or are just used to wearing it all the time.

I've walked out of assembly plants wearing safety glasses and driven all the way home without realizing it. :iono:
Safety glasses and boots, then you have to wear them into work the next day like a :derp: to swap back. :ohwell:
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Detroit wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:52 am
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

:butwhy:
:fullretard:
I notice that too and really don't get it.

There were a few times this winter where I kept the mask on for a bit while the truck warmed up so my face was warm, but it didn't stay on that long. I've heard that people are concerned about the virus coming through the car vents from the outside. :fullretard:
Virus lives on the freeways. We should really keep the middle lane clear. :yikes:
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Maybe they’re doing Uber or DoorDash, and they just forget to take it off between dropping off and picking up the next order or person
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4zilch wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:47 am
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

:butwhy:
:fullretard:
:iono:

I see people do it. They might be making multiple short stops, or are just used to wearing it all the time.

I've walked out of assembly plants wearing safety glasses and driven all the way home without realizing it. :iono:
I walked around the house with a mask on and I did not realize it for probably good 10 mins.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:52 am
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

:butwhy:
:fullretard:
I notice that too and really don't get it.

There were a few times this winter where I kept the mask on for a bit while the truck warmed up so my face was warm, but it didn't stay on that long. I've heard that people are concerned about the virus coming through the car vents from the outside. :fullretard:
my mom was one of those people too in the first wave if I turn on the went circulator, I got yelled when I first touched it in the Polo rental I had.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:02 pm Maybe they’re doing Uber or DoorDash, and they just forget to take it off between dropping off and picking up the next order or person
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razr390 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:02 pm Maybe they’re doing Uber or DoorDash, and they just forget to take it off between dropping off and picking up the next order or person
These vehicles are marked here. So no it isn't them. Uber driver with mask makes perfect sense.
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

:butwhy:
:fullretard:
On my last murican bound, I was alone in my car and I've gotten a dirty look from someone who was too double masking alone in his car and thinks im the dumb motherfucker or an anti-masker.

In Turkey more people who drives are also wearing gloves too.

One of my friends older sister in NY has NEVER set foot out the door to her hallway since the corona has been announced as the pandemic, yes she literally stayed for 14 months! :derp: :mindblown: I'm still kinda glad a lot of people stayed home as much as possible, because less traffic!!

I myself can't stand a week at home, I broke a record of 5 days so far.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:25 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

:butwhy:
:fullretard:
On my last murican bound, I was alone in my car and I've gotten a dirty look from someone who was too double masking alone in his car and thinks im the dumb motherfucker or an anti-masker.

In Turkey more people who drives are also wearing gloves too.

One of my friends older sister in NY has NEVER set foot out the door to her hallway since the corona has been announced as the pandemic, yes she literally stayed for 14 months! :derp: :mindblown: I'm still kinda glad a lot of people stayed home as much as possible, because less traffic!!

I myself can't stand a week at home, I broke a record of 5 days so far.
Stay home stay safe. One of my minions hasn't seen his friends for a year in person.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:25 pm

On my last murican bound, I was alone in my car and I've gotten a dirty look from someone who was too double masking alone in his car and thinks im the dumb motherfucker or an anti-masker.

In Turkey more people who drives are also wearing gloves too.

One of my friends older sister in NY has NEVER set foot out the door to her hallway since the corona has been announced as the pandemic, yes she literally stayed for 14 months! :derp: :mindblown: I'm still kinda glad a lot of people stayed home as much as possible, because less traffic!!

I myself can't stand a week at home, I broke a record of 5 days so far.
Stay home stay safe. One of my minions hasn't seen his friends for a year in person.
:dat: luckily remote work keeps me at home and now erdogan suspended dining in on cafes and restaurants, so I have no choice now :smile:
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:20 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:02 pm Maybe they’re doing Uber or DoorDash, and they just forget to take it off between dropping off and picking up the next order or person
These vehicles are marked here. So no it isn't them. Uber driver with mask makes perfect sense.
Then they’re just :fullretard:
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

:butwhy:
:fullretard:
I see this here regularly as well, :notsure: :wtf: the logic is behind that one. I am taking my mask off ASAP, it generally gets removed on the way to the car from the store or wherever.

Back in March/April 2020 when this was all new I was quite nervous being anywhere near other people and would even hold my breath if I happened to walk by someone on the greenway or something... but even then a mask in your own personal car while alone was never in play.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:55 pm People who wear masks while driving alone also use condoms when they masturbate.
:science: :lolgasm:
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:55 pm People who wear masks while driving alone also use condoms when they masturbate.
:lolol: I literally bursted out laughing when I was just on the phone
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:55 pm People who wear masks while driving alone also use condoms when they masturbate.
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Bunch of people passed out while driving early on in this lockdown cuz they were masking while driving and got gassed out of breath
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D Griff wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:56 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:28 am So, random observation.
People that drive their cars with a mask on SOLO on the freeway have got to be the dumbest motherfuckers In recent history. This happens here quite often.

:butwhy:
:fullretard:
I see this here regularly as well, :notsure: :wtf: the logic is behind that one. I am taking my mask off ASAP, it generally gets removed on the way to the car from the store or wherever.

Back in March/April 2020 when this was all new I was quite nervous being anywhere near other people and would even hold my breath if I happened to walk by someone on the greenway or something... but even then a mask in your own personal car while alone was never in play.
:dat: In march while I did not even get into any car until my first rental, I rocked a mask even when I'm a few feet away and rocked a glove on one hand and to make sure not to touch anything other than my phone or wallet. The first two rentals, the rental agency staff gave a complimentary disinfection, so I can get in the car NFG.
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I was just at Wally World picking up a curbside order.

Three other people picking up, none of them wearing masks.... one opened up her window and the shopper walked right up to within a foot of her (granted, she was cute as hell). Another was helping the shopper load the car and was within a foot of the shopper.

I always open up the hatch and the windows to allow the inside air to escape and I put my mask on in deference to the shopper....

While I am sitting there I notice a group of three maskless :derp: heading in and bumping into a maskless :fullretard: couple coming out...the 5 of them proceed to stand in the entryway for a full 5 minutes forcing people to walk though their exhalations....

I am fully vaccinated but I still am doing curbside because I don't want to be :triggered: by all the selfish mutherfuckers in the world.....

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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:55 pm People who wear masks while driving alone also use condoms when they masturbate.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:55 pm People who wear masks while driving alone also use condoms when they masturbate.
:crang:
Sometimes I wonder how :crang: reacts to the virus, something tells me he gave shit to people who partied on the first wave then he joins a 30 people non social distant gathering and bang bang corona. Time to google search nuggstein. :popcorn:
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razr390 wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:13 pm Bunch of people passed out while driving early on in this lockdown cuz they were masking while driving and got gassed out of breath
You’ve got to be in pretty pisspoor shape to pass out from wearing a mask while sitting and driving. I spent the first few months of my gym being open back up wearing a mask while doing some heavy duty lifting and I never once felt like I was even close to lacking oxygen.
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