OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:59 am
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Did you remember to do a pre and post cleanse weigh in?

I believe I expelled over 3 lbs of scat. :lol:
Down 2.5 this morning AFTER mowing a huge carne asada burrito and 3 IPAs post procedure. Some of the best food and drink I ever tasted. Result is a few diverticula, zero polyps, cleared for another ten years. Procedure was 10/10, watched the nurse load me with sleepytime IV, then woke up staring at my toes and put by clothes on. Zero discomfort. My cleanse was rated 10/10 by staff.
Good, now it’s party time.
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:36 pm True confession: I have never used a bidet. :|
Me neither ... :aintcare:
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:23 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:50 pm

I put one in for the wife after shoulder surgery. She had me remove it after recovery, contrary to the view on this forum. This place is weirdly like some kind of Bidet Manufacturers Association Marketing PAC.
Did you try it?

:iono: the crusty/raw :knot: Ron described earlier is something I prefer to avoid. I am admittedly kind of weird about butt cleanliness. Prior to the bidet I pretty much showered ASAP after every :poop: , now I don't have to do that.
So you just take one dump every morning and that's it? Also, as to your home bidet, I did not find it fully effective at removing all fecal matter........and in the winter the water is cold af. Only bidet that ever worked like the charm you make them to be, in MY experience was one of those $4000 fully automated toilets they had at the Four Seasons on Lanai.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:50 pm
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:wtf:

Get with the program. Order one today, thank me later.
I put one in for the wife after shoulder surgery. She had me remove it after recovery, contrary to the view on this forum. This place is weirdly like some kind of Bidet Manufacturers Association Marketing PAC.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:08 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:23 pm

Did you try it?

:iono: the crusty/raw :knot: Ron described earlier is something I prefer to avoid. I am admittedly kind of weird about butt cleanliness. Prior to the bidet I pretty much showered ASAP after every :poop: , now I don't have to do that.
So you just take one dump every morning and that's it? Also, as to your home bidet, I did not find it fully effective at removing all fecal matter........and in the winter the water is cold af. Only bidet that ever worked like the charm you make them to be, in MY experience was one of those $4000 fully automated toilets they had at the Four Seasons on Lanai.
My friend is all about bidets and will spend a few hundo on one, since those ones will spray heated water and even have a massage setting. :ohmy:

He offered me his old one and :nope:
Some things I will just buy new.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:48 pm
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:fuckeah: Great news all around. Glad to hear it.

Yea, that first meal afterwards is always 5/7.

Woke up feeling great, yes?
Great insofar as I felt nothing of the procedure. I was kind of tired/out of it for about 5 hours afterward. Not sure I got your MJ Magic Sauce.
:notsure: :|
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:36 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:36 pm True confession: I have never used a bidet. :|
I personally don't think you are missing much.
Dem's :triggered: words around here, apparently.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:31 pm
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Mine came out ok for a first timer. I'm used to the flavor that my mom's gumbo has, and to me that's my focal point for taste. But I figure that hers has a consistent flavor because my mom likely used roux from a jar all these years. This one tasted different, but not bad different. We found this big cast iron pot in the house when we bought it and I really should of taken the time to reseason and oil the hell out of it then burn it all out. I think that this gumbo has a slight taste of the pot since I didn't vigorously clean and season it. I'll try again in a few weeks, but it'll have to wait. You make a pot of this shit and eat it for the next 3 days. It's good but it's all fat. So yeah, I gotta cut that down and mix up my lunches with some salads and shit
What ratio did you use flour to fat? I kept getting what I thought was too much oil separating after it cooled but I was following recommendations online.

I was making it in a pasta pot but we recently got one of those enameled cast iron pots. Maybe time to take another shot at it.
Everywhere I read was a 1:1. I made this batch with half a cup of each. This was with 5 cups of chicken stock. I dunno how much it affects the flavor if you do more roux relative to how much total liquid you've got at the end result. All I know is during the cooking process it needs to slowly simmer for at least 3 hours to let all of the roux cook out of it.
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I mean, don't they just splash :poop: water all over the bowl and your bum?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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I love how this thread is alternating between Creole cooking and butt cleaning technology. :lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:08 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:23 pm

Did you try it?

:iono: the crusty/raw :knot: Ron described earlier is something I prefer to avoid. I am admittedly kind of weird about butt cleanliness. Prior to the bidet I pretty much showered ASAP after every :poop: , now I don't have to do that.
So you just take one dump every morning and that's it? Also, as to your home bidet, I did not find it fully effective at removing all fecal matter........and in the winter the water is cold af. Only bidet that ever worked like the charm you make them to be, in MY experience was one of those $4000 fully automated toilets they had at the Four Seasons on Lanai.
Mostly, yes. But if I had another :poop: in the afternoon even, I'd take a shower as soon as possible (after getting home from work or somewhere else back when we could actually leave our houses).

A little TP is needed typically in addition, but the bidet goes a long way to a cleaner :knot: and less toilet paper irritation/residue.

If :poop: and just pulling the pants up with no clean up is a 1 and a full shower is a 7, I'd say the bidet leaves the :knot: at 5/7 whereas TP is somewhere in the 2-4/7 range. This, to me, is just a much better way to live.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:42 pm Weather here has me searching Zillow for houses somewhere the sun doesn't disappear for 6 months a year.

Greenville, SC is the town du jour.
Greenville is a good place, I would live there/ It gets you a lot of the perks we have here in Charlotte but you can get decent houses for sub $600K and there's less traffic and stuff to deal with.

It's got a cool downtown, great access to hiking, mountain biking, shit like that, not too far from the coast, good weather, low COL.
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:32 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:36 pm

I personally don't think you are missing much.
Dem's :triggered: words around here, apparently.
As a parent with young kids just learning to wipe, I see a lot of shitty assholes these days. No way a little stream of water can properly clean some of the horrors I've seen.
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wap wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:34 pm I love how this thread is alternating between Creole cooking and butt cleaning technology. :lol:
2 sides of the same coin, imo
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:37 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:08 pm

So you just take one dump every morning and that's it? Also, as to your home bidet, I did not find it fully effective at removing all fecal matter........and in the winter the water is cold af. Only bidet that ever worked like the charm you make them to be, in MY experience was one of those $4000 fully automated toilets they had at the Four Seasons on Lanai.
Mostly, yes. But if I had another :poop: in the afternoon even, I'd take a shower as soon as possible (after getting home from work or somewhere else back when we could actually leave our houses).

A little TP is needed typically in addition, but the bidet goes a long way to a cleaner :knot: and less toilet paper irritation/residue.

If :poop: and just pulling the pants up with no clean up is a 1 and a full shower is a 7, I'd say the bidet leaves the :knot: at 5/7 whereas TP is somewhere in the 2-4/7 range. This, to me, is just a much better way to live.
That's.......OCD. Ever thought about just :moist:ening some tp to "finish"
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:40 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:37 pm

Mostly, yes. But if I had another :poop: in the afternoon even, I'd take a shower as soon as possible (after getting home from work or somewhere else back when we could actually leave our houses).

A little TP is needed typically in addition, but the bidet goes a long way to a cleaner :knot: and less toilet paper irritation/residue.

If :poop: and just pulling the pants up with no clean up is a 1 and a full shower is a 7, I'd say the bidet leaves the :knot: at 5/7 whereas TP is somewhere in the 2-4/7 range. This, to me, is just a much better way to live.
That's.......OCD. Ever thought about just :moist:ening some tp to "finish"
Life is just more enjoyable with a squeaky clean ass.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:39 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:32 pm

Dem's :triggered: words around here, apparently.
As a parent with young kids just learning to wipe, I see a lot of shitty assholes these days. No way a little stream of water can properly clean some of the horrors I've seen.
Have you ever used one? It is more like a pressure washer :lolol:
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:39 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:32 pm

Dem's :triggered: words around here, apparently.
As a parent with young kids just learning to wipe, I see a lot of shitty assholes these days. No way a little stream of water can properly clean some of the horrors I've seen.
:mahman: :lolol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:40 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:34 pm I love how this thread is alternating between Creole cooking and butt cleaning technology. :lol:
2 sides of the same coin, imo
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:07 am
D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:44 am

:bruh: Bidets are $30. Raw dogged anoose isn't a problem that any modern, compass wielding man should ever run into unless traveling or something.
I bought one for each toilet in the new house right after we moved in. Partially out of concern for another TP shortage, partially to keep the septic tank cleaner, but I've had many people (yourself included) tell me how great they are.

Seriously, life changing. Wife agrees. It's hard to travel now and now have one, I'm so used to it.
Which one do you guys recommend? We’re renting so, maybe a more mobile solution. I heard Tushy being advertised in a few places.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:49 pm
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I bought one for each toilet in the new house right after we moved in. Partially out of concern for another TP shortage, partially to keep the septic tank cleaner, but I've had many people (yourself included) tell me how great they are.

Seriously, life changing. Wife agrees. It's hard to travel now and now have one, I'm so used to it.
Which one do you guys recommend? We’re renting so, maybe a more mobile solution. I heard Tushy being advertised in a few places.
I always had good results with Luxe. They are all the same basic thing, pick one you like the look of :lolol:
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Man, kind of in a funk... winter weather means most of the outdoor stuff that was available during the 'VID previously isn't really an option... sick of being stuck at home, could use some time with friends or something, been with the wife nonstop for the past five weeks.

Maybe I'm :madbro: because I'm doing Dry January.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:42 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:39 pm

As a parent with young kids just learning to wipe, I see a lot of shitty assholes these days. No way a little stream of water can properly clean some of the horrors I've seen.
Have you ever used one? It is more like a pressure washer :lolol:


I have but I have a process and it works for me. :lol:
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