OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:24 pm
Melon wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:18 pm

Dis.

Where is a desertbreh going?
Sioux City South Dakota. I just gotta get eff out of here. End of October Meeting a buddy from college and going pheasant hunting with his dad for 5 days. The drive is 24 hours. Driving there would be fun. Two twelve hour days on the back end sent me to the loving arms of American Airlines. I have a $910 credit from a trip I had to cancel this month to Louisville. First Class to SSSD is $726. I'll just wear an N95 the whole time I'm on a plane Probably the cleanest airplanes have ever been.
I flew AA to Charlotte to pickup the now Super Sedan.
I paid $350 for first class, and was the only person in the front of the plane.
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Melon wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:32 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:24 pm

Sioux City South Dakota. I just gotta get eff out of here. End of October Meeting a buddy from college and going pheasant hunting with his dad for 5 days. The drive is 24 hours. Driving there would be fun. Two twelve hour days on the back end sent me to the loving arms of American Airlines. I have a $910 credit from a trip I had to cancel this month to Louisville. First Class to SSSD is $726. I'll just wear an N95 the whole time I'm on a plane Probably the cleanest airplanes have ever been.
I flew AA to Charlotte to pickup the now Super Sedan.
I paid $350 for first class, and was the only person in the front of the plane.
KICK ASS
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:41 pm
Melon wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:32 pm

I flew AA to Charlotte to pickup the now Super Sedan.
I paid $350 for first class, and was the only person in the front of the plane.
KICK ASS
And I didn't catch COVID!

Win-win in my book.

Best part was getting picked up by Griff in a :poorvette:
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Some :fancy: bros up in here. I don't think I would go to South Dakota if you paid me $726. Don't get Cheneyed.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:46 pm Some :fancy: bros up in here. I don't think I would go to South Dakota if you paid me $726. Don't get Cheneyed.
:lolol:

The Badlands are pretty badass, :doe:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:24 pm
Melon wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:18 pm

Dis.

Where is a desertbreh going?
Sioux City South Dakota. I just gotta get eff out of here. End of October Meeting a buddy from college and going pheasant hunting with his dad for 5 days. The drive is 24 hours. Driving there would be fun. Two twelve hour days on the back end sent me to the loving arms of American Airlines. I have a $910 credit from a trip I had to cancel this month to Louisville. First Class to SSSD is $726. I'll just wear an N95 the whole time I'm on a plane Probably the cleanest airplanes have ever been.
We just got back from flying on American to Miami and back. Masks are required not an option unless you are eating or drinking. If it’s any consolation, the plane to and from Miami was about 30-40% full, so plenty of room to move around if you have someone sitting next to you as AA doesn’t leave the middle seat empty anymore.

Security check-in was a breeze since travel isn’t as busy as it normally would be.
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:46 pm Some :fancy: bros up in here. I don't think I would go to South Dakota if you paid me $726. Don't get Cheneyed.
I'm not a huge sportsman but I really enjoy upland bird hunting. Plus I haven't seen my buddy in about 10 years.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:09 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:24 pm

Sioux City South Dakota. I just gotta get eff out of here. End of October Meeting a buddy from college and going pheasant hunting with his dad for 5 days. The drive is 24 hours. Driving there would be fun. Two twelve hour days on the back end sent me to the loving arms of American Airlines. I have a $910 credit from a trip I had to cancel this month to Louisville. First Class to SSSD is $726. I'll just wear an N95 the whole time I'm on a plane Probably the cleanest airplanes have ever been.
We just got back from flying on American to Miami and back. Masks are required not an option unless you are eating or drinking. If it’s any consolation, the plane to and from Miami was about 30-40% full, so plenty of room to move around if you have someone sitting next to you as AA doesn’t leave the middle seat empty anymore.

Security check-in was a breeze since travel isn’t as busy as it normally would be.
First class, solo seat on the left side on all four flights.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:16 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:09 pm

We just got back from flying on American to Miami and back. Masks are required not an option unless you are eating or drinking. If it’s any consolation, the plane to and from Miami was about 30-40% full, so plenty of room to move around if you have someone sitting next to you as AA doesn’t leave the middle seat empty anymore.

Security check-in was a breeze since travel isn’t as busy as it normally would be.
First class, solo seat on the left side on all four flights.
you will be fine. Enjoy flying. Pro-tip, look up what is open to grab food/drink at each airport you're touching. Some places have closed but the usual "news stand" stores are open selling $8.99 smart waters and $12 lunchables.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:17 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:16 pm

First class, solo seat on the left side on all four flights.
you will be fine. Enjoy flying. Pro-tip, look up what is open to grab food/drink at each airport you're touching. Some places have closed but the usual "news stand" stores are open selling $8.99 smart waters and $12 lunchables.
Yeah I have a phrase for Covid travel. "Flaming Hot Cheetos." Because that's about all that you can count on getting to eat.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:16 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:09 pm

We just got back from flying on American to Miami and back. Masks are required not an option unless you are eating or drinking. If it’s any consolation, the plane to and from Miami was about 30-40% full, so plenty of room to move around if you have someone sitting next to you as AA doesn’t leave the middle seat empty anymore.

Security check-in was a breeze since travel isn’t as busy as it normally would be.
First class, solo seat on the left side on all four flights.
I picked A1, on a Bombardier 700
Should have gone with Paul's recommendation for A2, but A1 was furthest away from people.
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Melon wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:45 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:16 pm

First class, solo seat on the left side on all four flights.
I picked A1, on a Bombardier 700
Should have gone with Paul's recommendation for A2, but A1 was furthest away from people.
A1 also came with :meat: :sawce:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:16 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:09 pm

We just got back from flying on American to Miami and back. Masks are required not an option unless you are eating or drinking. If it’s any consolation, the plane to and from Miami was about 30-40% full, so plenty of room to move around if you have someone sitting next to you as AA doesn’t leave the middle seat empty anymore.

Security check-in was a breeze since travel isn’t as busy as it normally would be.
First class, solo seat on the left side on all four flights.
:troywax:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:16 pm

First class, solo seat on the left side on all four flights.
:troywax:
The Vid is not the time to fly coach Ron.
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4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:01 pm:sad:
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:24 pm
Melon wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:18 pm

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Where is a desertbreh going?
Sioux City South Dakota. I just gotta get eff out of here. End of October Meeting a buddy from college and going pheasant hunting with his dad for 5 days. The drive is 24 hours. Driving there would be fun. Two twelve hour days on the back end sent me to the loving arms of American Airlines. I have a $910 credit from a trip I had to cancel this month to Louisville. First Class to SSSD is $726. I'll just wear an N95 the whole time I'm on a plane Probably the cleanest airplanes have ever been.
Oh dang, I used to hunt up there every fall. What area are you hunting in?
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:32 pm Evening folks
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:14 pm I'm equally disgusted and not surprised.
This.
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Just... ugh.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:41 pm Before she's even cold...

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Motherfucker.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:41 pm Before she's even cold...

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I'm equally disgusted and not surprised.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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